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Things around the house that get you off mmm
November 26 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
to the oven I can only imagine the vacuum cleaner is preparing its restraining order lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your sink or your oven have a name? Or do you just call them babe 😘😘😘xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
You need to know what's hot or not..don't caress the hot plates in a flurry of passion,burnt palms and fingers are sooo not sexy...step away from the vacuum cleaner...have you seen those injury photos..scary..only hop in the bathroom sink,if it's large and you ain't ,even though the faucet may be very attractive ...😜xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Touch , mine is my blowwaver as soon as i turn it on it makes me horny so i try to wash my hair every second day
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RHP User
10 years ago
No white goods in my case. But have a soft spot ( yes pun intended) for the hand held shower nozzle thingy. 🚿
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RHP User
10 years ago
Is the sexual desire for machines..cars,bicycles,small planes etc and weirdly it's a crime in the UK,I have no idea why..so I touch ,perhaps your oven fetish fits quite nicely xxFreya
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
When I'm nosing through the vegetable crisper in the fridge. Cucumbers, carrots, bananas. Nah not the egg plant........
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RHP User
10 years ago
The spa jets here ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Whateverway' When I'm nosing through the vegetable crisper in the fridge. Cucumbers, carrots, bananas. Nah not the egg plant........ omg so funny, for some weird reason, I'm always self conscious when picking out bananas at the supermarket I'd be really scanning around to see who's watching in the eggplant section
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RHP User
10 years ago
Nothing wrong in having a little dance with Mrs Hoover! Obi1
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'countrytouch' The spa jets here ;) - Posted from rhpmobile okay
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RHP User
10 years ago
There's one of those wine bottle cooler things in the freezer, it's like a long thin frozen ice block/stick thing about 10 inches long and not wider than an inch thick, with a cork handle/end on it. Every time I see it I always wonder how many girls own one and have sucked suggestedly on it and used as a dildo...
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RHP User
10 years ago
haha I got home after being at the beach and laughed so hard. Stirry the vacuam is pretty safe being that I'm not partial to housework so keep it well out of sight, out of sight, out of mind, though obi1 has highlighted the potential for guy fun, some more information there would be awesome Freya, I now have visions of me trying to climb into the sink haha facing forward to maximize the nozzle pleasure, caressing the sink and calling it babe lol Remind me to let someone know before I pull this manoeuvre, in the event it goes pair shaped, might be found eaten by alsatians weeks later and I'm definitely not going to live in the UK Willowtree lol I've heard the shower nozzle can be good, tried it once but standing is challenging, spa jets though have peaked my interest SexySally hairdryer hey? haha I'm surprised you're not washing your hair at least 3 times a day, then again I assume other people have real live sex more than I do, reducing the need to, well, you get the picture Met one of the building team the other day, gave feedback about my place, didn't think it right though to tell him how awesome the oven and sink were
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RHP User
10 years ago
I get instantly turned on when I hear that seal crack, the cold air shoots out and Mrs Tooheys is staring at me with that "Come hitther and taste me" look in her eyes. As i reach out to her I can feel the intensity in the air, the cold air blowing on my cock as my heart pumps faster and faster until I get that tingle up my spine as I make contact. Nothing quite like it I gotta admit.
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RHP User
10 years ago
only if you let me re-photograph your main profile pic, but with my hand where yours is
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RHP User
10 years ago
with the dresser drawer, a twisted up earphone cord and a jar of Tiger balm....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' Nothing wrong in having a little dance with Mrs Hoover! Obi1 I'm sure I remember that. I believe her attitude sucks though sometimes (or sometimes doesn't suck if she's had a bagfull).
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RHP User
10 years ago
fuck mr 3some ,,,ive got three engel fridge freezers in my shed that ill swap for your lovely lady ,,,xxxxxx catherine
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm with willowtree_2 ... And the electric toothbrush 😘 - Posted from rhpmobile
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
Is pretty hot, and very easy to turn on.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Had some fun with a small feather duster once... My then gf standing there naked with only a towel around her. I walked up behind her and playfully put the feathery end of the duster up between her legs tickling her bum and pussy.. Shock turned to moan to positioning herself in the doggy position and lapping up every time the feathers touched her pussy.. Of course I had to have my wicked way with her... by that time she was well and truly receptive..
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RHP User
10 years ago
The beer fridge . Which is really a generic turn, amazing what is inside it!
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RHP User
10 years ago
my frypan once....it was smokin!!!! Lol I got burnt from that effort Lol :p Boom tish - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Stirry' my frypan once....it was smokin!!!! Lol I got burnt from that effort Lol :p Boom tish - Posted from rhpmobile Nearly ready to throw the sausage in the Barbie
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RHP User
10 years ago
My neighbour clearly has a thing for her hot tub
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'tommy80' There's one of those wine bottle cooler things in the freezer, it's like a long thin frozen ice block/stick thing about 10 inches long and not wider than an inch thick, with a cork handle/end on it. Every time I see it I always wonder how many girls own one and have sucked suggestedly on it and used as a dildo... which store did you say they sell these in Do they come in different sizes, I'd like mine a bit thicker (to go with it's owner lol)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'subperthguy' with the dresser drawer, a twisted up earphone cord and a jar of Tiger balm.... shit lol that sounds dangerous. Like Freya said, don't forget to practice safe sex maybe remove sensitive parts before closing dresser drawer, and being that I'm still a learner driver here, still trying to figure how the dresser drawer came into play But don't worry, everyone else will be going, yeah yeah I've done that lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Beats a chilled wine bottle, once contents have been drunk - Posted from rhpmobile
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
He is always hanging out there.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya70' Is the sexual desire for machines..cars,bicycles,small planes etc and weirdly it's a crime in the UK,I have no idea why..so I touch ,perhaps your oven fetish fits quite nicely xxFreya Hmmm...must dust off the pushbike and pump up the tyres. With 27 gears I'm sure I'll find one that does it for me .
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RHP User
10 years ago
Was to slam a sensitive part in the drawer ;) and dont worry it was very safe, i didnt damage the furniture one lil bit haha - Posted from rhpmobile
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hotdelights
10 years ago
Change the.head on the orbiting tooth brush - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Be careful what you wish for. I new someone who worked at a hospital, emergency, and a woman had had fun with the gear stick in the car, but got stuck and couldn't get off haha true story - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ooh ouch, that sounds like it would hurt lol i'm such a girl's blouse. Imagine me with bdsm, they'd have to spank me with Jay's feather duster - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Step outside,the leaf blower has a lascivious look about it,and the lawn mower ,just wants to take you for a ride,as for the rake Mmm 😜xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
And i'm hungry, forgot to buy TV snacks, those yummy choc coated bickies. Ironic really, I don't own a TV but I eat TV snacks hmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
just keep that quiet...the hoe might get jealous :p Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
The rumble (vibration) function on a Playstation controller... :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
You could snack on a TV??
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RHP User
10 years ago
Mmm there's some hot stuff going on at your place. Spyro really does it for me, yes yes I know, that was last century, but a classic hmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I replied to your post yesterday, not sure what happened there but liked your thinking, I try to think outside the um box but it's hard sometimes. The leaf blower mmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lol no i'm good now, just bought a block of black Forrest chocolate so I'll be firing on all cylinders tonight - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
It might be simply a lot quicker to just tell us what doesn't turn you on :)
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Scuba100
10 years ago
I touch you need to try the wisk yes the good old humble kitchen wisk sorry it is manual handling though :)
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Scuba100
10 years ago
so i touch you have ran to the kitchen draw and grabbed the whisk lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hahaha I know. God you don't know the half of it. What it feels like from the inside out is overwhelming, right now, I don't even know how to explain it. Seriously when I end up in a relationship, I'll probably kill the poor guy. I get worse after i've had sex, feels amazing but hard without a partner to ravage at whim mmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
If I could have a house with furniture that looks like it's just come off the cover of a Vogue magazine. Alas, I'm a mere mortal and I doubt it's going to happen anytime soon. Although, I often lie awake at night pondering, if I have the nerve to start up a Kick-Starter Campaign for a brand new look. I believe it's been successfully done by people wanting to make real potato salad, an inflatable sculpture of Lionel Richie's head. Apparently invisible underwear has been tried, pirate pancakes, some guy grossed $7k to write 'Dumb Stuff in the sky', and 'Message me Bro'. Oooh - $9k got raised for some random to conduct a 'Squirrel Census'! Perhaps I could entice masses with a 'Mini Calendar 2016' of this new modern look! They can gaze at it month after month, pondering how their hard earned cash has gone to such a worthy cause! Watch this space.......
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RHP User
10 years ago
Mmm I'll take a blow up sculpture of John Legend. Always fantasized about him licking me while singing 'Save Room' at the same time lol he's very talented, i'm sure he'd do that for me. Those lips and his sexy deep voice. Makes me weak at the knees hmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm on my way, just had to finish the block of black forest chocolate lol all good now. Now what in God's name am I gonna do with a whisk? Don't worry, I'll figure it out when I get there, keep you posted haha just what you need, more of my posts - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I don't mind a bit of manual handling, quite like it actually hmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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225Special
10 years ago
I took the disposable razor head off my battery operated razor and gave Mrs Special a bit of a tickle on the lady bits once......need to do that again one day 👹
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RHP User
10 years ago
A blow up sculpture of Liam Hemsworth might just be a tad more popular........ easier to sell as well!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I don't even know who Liam Hemsworth is lol keep in mind I don't watch TV or listen to the radio (upload music to my phone) so the world could be coming to an end and I wouldn't know. God I hope he's not someone important haha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I figured It was everything I've been looking for, caring, attentive, spontaneous, hits all the right spots. We haven't set a date yet. It'll be a small ceremony being that guests have to fit into the bathroom lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
A girlfriend of mine used to use her deodorant cans. They are all round edged these days and the size and shape of a dildo. I also once helped her climax with a wooden rolling pin with a condom on it. It never went back to the kitchen though! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Might sound boring but when you're horny and the cold part of the shower wall touches you when you don't expect it especially if I've been looking at someones pics!!!( I_touch_myself)
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think want to die and come back as your sink!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Haha good to see you're practicing safe sex with condom on the rolling pin, never know where it's been lol do they make condoms that big hmm anyone who needs that size please contact me to answer that question 😯 might need to talk to you further 😁
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RHP User
10 years ago
God this is killing me lol. Mmm the thought of the shower wall touching you accidently just did it for me, pussy just reacted. God i'm dying here. I want to die and come back rich so I can upgrade my membership. Oh hi and I'd love to have you as my sink 😀😀
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RHP User
10 years ago
If I install you lol as my sink, I'll need to turn on your faucet. Is that okay? 😎 hmm
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RHP User
10 years ago
Do you, I_touch_myself2, take Addicted2kink as your sink? and I'll say fuck yeah! 😯 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think you've already turned it on! hehe I think your pics are increadibly sexy!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thanks, juices are flowing at this end too mmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Just playing some Celtic tunes and playing along with my bodhran (Irish drum) and was thinking damn if I was into anal play or a woman I would get horny as hell playing this instrument. The tippers or beaters you use to strike the drum have some wonderful shapes and textures perfect for insertions .
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RHP User
10 years ago
Oh really? Well don't forget to practice safe sex and put a condom on those tippers and 'beat hers' 😁
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RHP User
10 years ago
A raw corn cob for anal stimulation. Ive heard the texture is quite nice 😁
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'willowtree_2' A raw corn cob for anal stimulation. Ive heard the texture is quite nice 😁 For popcorn...................
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RHP User
10 years ago
You've heard? Lol 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
10 years ago
A carrot and a hair clip came in very handy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' A carrot and a hair clip came in very handy I assume the hair clip was to hold your hair back (not sure why though), what was the carrot for ? Ahhhh, so you could see what you were doing
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RHP User
10 years ago
Please explain the hairclip. Im curious
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MissBishere
10 years ago
It was one of those claw ones a mini one just the right size to clip on my clit
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RHP User
10 years ago
Omg I just had a Sunday avo nap (fuck i'm showing my age) woke up, jumped on here, as we tragics do, and laughed myself stupid over this paperclip. Thanks for clearing that up missb and single guy, nice idea to hold the hair back haha what was the carrot for? Shit I'm still laughing - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yeah the ones with the teeth. Nice multi tasking there B. actually those tiny little ones would be great for nipples....👍
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm going out to buy some hair clips!!!! I can't say I've really fantasized or been turned on by an item but I've used a couple of generic things looking for a buzz. A handle off a clamp while I was exploring recently. Plastic bag rolled up in a towel. Masturbating gets the job done but there is nothing like stroking in a groove and grinding hard.
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MissBishere
10 years ago
Yes willow they are 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Will have one soon ..the new generation of animatronic dolls..scarily real..I wonder if there is a tradie doll ,one that could be multi programmed with a long life battery 😜xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
God if it looks real, why stop at one, i'll order half a dozen, have the Village People living with me lol hang on they weren't all tradies, but same diff lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Okay i'm gonna need more information, specifics here, I need specifics 😀😀 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm not good with pain so trying to peg myself lol there was lots of ooh and ouch going on 😀gave up I'm the end - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sitting on the creepy-crawly hose naked as it gyrates around the pool OMFG, did I just say that out loud?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya70' Will have one soon ..the new generation of animatronic dolls..scarily real..I wonder if there is a tradie doll ,one that could be multi programmed with a long life battery 😜xxFreya Like the Energiser Bunny, they just keep going & going & going & going....... Nah, wouldn't work, probably fall apart, and might put men out of business
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Okay i'm gonna need more information, specifics here, I need specifics 😀😀 - Posted from rhpmobile I had started exploring my prostate before I was diagnosed with cancer. The clamp had a handle with a slight taper and a wavy shape. I thought why not. Meh. Nothing special at all in the end.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Oh okay. Just want to take the opportunity to say I hope you're doing okay, we're all thinking of you xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Chemo and separation/divorce don't make for a very aroused soul at the moment. It's stepped up with solicitors involved at the moment. Just focusing on the end prize. My health and my kids.
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RHP User
10 years ago
So much more to deal with, tough deal and grounding for someone like me who's biggest worry for the day is whether i'll have sex or not, noble ambition though mildly optimistic 😯
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RHP User
10 years ago
Often easier said than done... however. .. do ones best to see the silver lining. The sun still shines even when masked by dark clouds. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Deodorant cans, bubble blower thing from Kmart there like $2 haha. I love the cold from can
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