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There's no such thing as a lousy lover.... a dud root.
January 05 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi Stalky, I agree with you totally. It is all about if two people click in the bedroom or not and you only find out by trial and error. A lot of women that I have had sex with have had an orgasm or two or three or even four and I am not the best looking bloke around. Others, I could have sex with everyday and they will never orgasm. Just the way it is. Looks or size of the equipment don't matter either. I have had sex with some drop dead gorgeous women and it wasn't all that great. On the other hand, I have some great sex with larger women.
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Bubbaj
15 years ago
your talking about me in a positive light! well thanks stalky! :PIm a star fish that likes also being on all fours :D
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well he was an extremely poor kiser, always a bad sign, talk about swapping saliva.....yuck!!!!! Minimal foreplay, over in about two minutes, asleep and snoring in five. Not going back for more. Im with the rest of you when it comes to smell. It is a powerful thing. Many on this forum have read where I have mentioned the love of my life that died over 20 years ago. Well to this day I can still remember his unique smell...that is how strongly we relate to the smell of another. If I ever come even close to that special smell again I will become a serious pest for the unfortunate man that smells similarly.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Bubbaj' your talking about me in a positive light! well thanks stalky! :PIm a star fish that likes also being on all fours :D Bubbaj from what I understand you're too fast to be classified as a starfish~ You're the type that needs to be tied down and then nailed.... or is that nailed, tied down and flogged... damn it I'll get the sequence right one day .. then watch out!! :pHugsGaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am very attracted to how people smell - massive turn on. Or is phermones? Love to put my head in that special someones armpit and just take a huge sniff. I think that means my boby recognises him as someone who is very fertile for me. Isn't that the theory anyway. Stalky - what do you do with the arm pits? You can tell me we are best buddies now. Also did you know there is also a forum for armpit fetish lovers. I did look for you on there but couldn't see you. xxx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Eh? My boby is meant to read body. xxx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
No rhythm, quick shallow thrusting and sounded like a cow giving birth. It was that deadly combination of boring and hilarious.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok....Outstanding dud root...met him on a sex site,ticked allllll the right boxes,loved his look,his charm,his smell,his manner,|......he just forgot to tell me he wasnt interested in sex,at all,ever,never never.
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RHP User
15 years ago
... I'm yet to stumble across a dud root. But I've had selfish lovers and that is not at all magical! I really like your glass half full approach though Stalky. Somebody for everyone. Nice. I reckon butterflied-stomach kinda magic happens as the result of a mindblowing connection, where the actual act of sex merely becomes the icing on the cake. I'm also a big fan of smell ... I wonder if I have another erogenous zone and didn't realise it? Interesting concept ... Expertise and physical configuration may enhance the magic, but they definitely do not create it. However the combination of intellect, character, sense of humour and that special sync two people can have all combine to float my boat!! And Sweetie, Cher was SO right! it's definitely in his kiss!
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RHP User
15 years ago
the ability to give and not take. most guys think only of themselves, or think of the destination and ignore the journey.
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RHP User
15 years ago
ok so what am i missing out here with this smell bussiness??? maybe thats my problem...i cant smell a dud lol but a good kiss can make me cum...nothing better roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Don't know if you would call it a complete dud...but too close for comfort. Foreplay is a delight and I do like to "go there" as part of it...and on the trip towards the triangle caught and updraft that I think the passengers on any plane flying overhead might have noticed. So now what? She was a beautiful woman, all the boxes ticked but...it was that "I showered last night" sort of thing, almost the antithesis of what has been said about the right smell. All the green lights turned to red. | Boy scout logic...always be prepared, so a bit of a laugh and grabbed the champagne with a "let's try out the spa" line and things worked out but could have been better. One of the seven senses...and over exposure could have permanently damaged one. | The kiss...magic. Like having a scented candle burning when a bit of extra oil hits the wick...the flame glows brighter, the aroma fills the room and the sparks fly when you can feel that extra sizzle from the flame. | Hall and Oates... "your kiss is on my list...of the best things in life.".
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RHP User
15 years ago
lousy lovers? yea there is. and they have so far been from this and sites likes this place.
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RHP User
15 years ago
sweetstuff you know how much i love you...but your wrong you have obviously never met my ex husband...i wont mention his name (but its the same as yours)...i have had some of the dudest roots going since being on here but compaired to him they were great his idea of forplay was..."wanna root"...then take me by the hand and lead me to bed i would take my clothes off and hop in to bed he would hop on...next thing he would say "im cumming" then he would hop off and go back and watch telly although i should have known after the way we met he would be useless lol roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dud root is one that makes me feel like I could be anyone...anything...a hole to shove it in.The dud root is the one that makes me think afterwards that I should have asked for payment.The Stud is the one that makes me feel like Im the centre of his universe...that he cares about my pleasure as much as he cares about his own...and kisses me with passion.JMO....BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
It's about choosing the right one-like choosing food or fruit... something you'd want to enjoy on a warm Sunday afternoon... Mangoes... smell, appearance, firm, a solid centre and are they versatile in how they can be dressed, served up to you and devoured-observe carefully and you can often tell how someone will taste and feel in your mouth, on your lips and all over your skin by really seeing them... If this is still letting you down...it's down to your IQ...similar to your foxtel box... If what is streaming live isn't as entertaining- shut your eyes and playback something tastier you experienced earlier... or think about someone you'd like to do it with... Someone's sensuality usually spills over into everything...it's quite messy however when is anything fun achieved without getting somewhat f***ed up, undressed and sticky? When in Rome... "Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good!"NymphetamineDrm
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi all, New to this site! Anyways, I was once with a gorgeous girl i met at a club (both of us quite drunk) and she took me back to her house. This very attractive brunette tried to chewed on my penis for about 10 minutes then jumped on top of me and proceeded to have some sort of fit for about 6 minutes, yelled 'I'm cumming' then decided to throw up all over me. That night i went to sleep with an unsatisfied hard on and smelling like regurtitated mador shakers. Atleast she made me breakfast :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
You are totally right Stalky....it is about compatibility. Someone said that to me about kissing once, their are no bad kissers just incompatible ones.I am inclined to agree with BJ on this one too....the Dud used to be the one I would try to make cum as quickly as possible so I could get out of there, the selfish lover, the one that makes me feel cheap for being in this swingy scene...I don't really do that whole try to make them cum quickly anymore though, the last time it just was not doing it for me I just called an end to it then and there, why go along with it and pretend, then I am putting all those feelings of being cheap and urgh upon myself.I have learned though that the ones that end up being dud's are the ones I know I should have said no to, but for whatever silly reason I did not. At the end of the day I have to take responsibility for the success of the shag, it takes two after all!xx Salina
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RHP User
15 years ago
The West - that is gross!! Reminds of an episode in Californication where the girl is on top and as he is about to cum she starts punching him in the face. LOL. xx Meeka
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DonnaBrett
15 years ago
...we have had some duds..male & female. We have encountered a few female starfish...ho hum...they are a chore!! That being said..there has also been some male starfish...they just lie on their backs and expect all the female attention...that doesn't fly guys!! Other things which made the experience bad...are bad breath & body odor ..two things easily fixed but often overlooked..eeewwww...hint ..do not eat garlic, onion, salsa or any other stinky food for at least 12 hours before a date.... instant turn off! Oh..also all that over the top put on porn movie sound FX... it's laughable..and certainly not sexy!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Now while I enjoy tying a girl up before playing with her, I find it a massive turn off if a girl couldn't be bothered to do some work herself sexually, I'm here for mutual play Ty, if she want tied up that's fine but don't just lay their or you may as well be kick starting your vibrator. next turn off or dud would be acting like your in a bad porn, oh oh oh oh oh, is fine if we're in synch and really getting our groove on but not from the first nibble to the last orgasm. smell big lust for a girl whom is showered and not wearing any perfume natural body scents are hot. my girl loves having her head held in my crotch and armpit for the smell factor even after a day at work (guys a tip here, don't use deodorant it sticks to the hairs in your armpit and competes with whatever smell your trying to mask, unless your girl likes sweat mixed with zinc oxide and plastic flowers) shave your pits guys, with short or no hair there is no place for the bacteria to feed,breed n die off, wash with soap and hot water and watch what you eat and drink the day before and of your date. foreplay love it, love doing and receiving,
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' The West - that is gross!! Reminds of an episode in Californication where the girl is on top and as he is about to cum she starts punching him in the face. LOL. xx Meeka And people say that I go off on tangents...wtf? The West? The Westerns isn't MY favourite genre...although I do enjoy some of them... If I was buying a film as a gift for someone rather than in place of a rental it would probably be "It's a wonderful life"-especially if they had money/legal troubles... To remind them how angels do exist-they can help us-it's just up to us to listen and see them... before it's too late and throw it all away. Do people actually say "gross" anymore? I'll have to get out my Valley Girl DVD to check out all the other "bitchin'" retro words I too can use in the forum! The soundtrack is worth checking out....enjoy the sample of Modern English-I love it-probably my favourite one of the lot! Randy's classic lines: "No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so f*** it, we're goin' back." and not forgetting...the ever useful.. "Well f*** you, for sure, like totally!" NymphetamineDrm I MELT WITH YOU Moving forwards using all my breath Making love to you was never second best I saw the world crashing all around your face Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace I'll stop the world and melt with you You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time There's nothing you and I won't do I'll stop the world and melt with you (You should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hates (You should see why) Trapped in a state of imaginary grace (You should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this human's race (You should see why) Never comprehending the race had long gone bye (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time (I'll stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you The future's open wide **The future's open wide(I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) I've seen some changes but it's getting better all the time (I'll stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you The future's open wide hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time (I'll stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world)I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world)I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world)
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RHP User
15 years ago
NymphetamineDrm, what an erm .. interesting ... addition to the RHP stable you are! Great taste in song lyrics, even if the subsequent length of your posts sometimes make my eyes bleed!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Bos_n_sash'(guys a tip here, don't use deodorant it sticks to the hairs in your armpit and competes with whatever smell your trying to mask, unless your girl likes sweat mixed with zinc oxide and plastic flowers) shave your pits guys, with short or no hair there is no place for the bacteria to feed,breed n die off, wash with soap and hot water and watch what you eat and drink the day before and of your date. foreplay love it, love doing and receiving, NOOOOOOO - don't shave your pits - I love hairy man armpits. YUM.............
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey NymphoDream - another tangent. I just ate a full bowl of double chocolate custard with a dollop of cream. Now I think I may be sick... was still worth it though..... .. . TheWest is the profile above who mentions a time when a lady was on top during the act of love making - but unfortunately had a little too much to drink and vomited all over him. So not really a tangent now was it. Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Hey NymphoDream - another tangent. I just ate a full bowl of double chocolate custard with a dollop of cream. Now I think I may be sick... was still worth it though..... .. . TheWest is the profile above who mentions a time when a lady was on top during the act of love making - but unfortunately had a little too much to drink and vomited all over him. So not really a tangent now was it. Meeka Ahh see now I thought it was just me thinking you'd been singled out for notable mention ... I sincerely hope it was whipped cream though. Good things get 'canned' all the time right?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Whipped of course flirty_bi_fem. :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
What happened to "That Shela fucked like a bag of potatoes", our girl is a starfish as soon as unapproved same sex play is forced upon her thru the apparent norm of bi girl play. There is a reason, the person seducing has it terribly wrong.
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