RHP

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There's been a post of pick up lines

February 12 2010

Hi all i thought i'd share some pick up lines garanteed NOT to work on women                 which i found funny..but not some thing i'd think of..maybe you can share some more.           1;.Did you fart? Coz you just blew me away!           2;.Are your parents retarted? Coz your're special!           3;.Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cos i can see myself in them!           4;.Your bodies like a spanner.Every time i think of you ,my nuts tighten!           5;.You might not be the best looking girl in here,but beautys only a light switch away

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Being a bloke, personally I have never used any of those listed lines, but got a good laugh out of them. Is there any line that works ……. Give me that!   As a new member and guest soon to be upgraded, it think the flirt lines are just as bad if not worse, do any of these work or is it just a way to suck you in and upgrade?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    "Hi,   Im 30  and bored....wanna chat?"   intrigued & curious... ~~wandering away shaking my head~~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    wanna go halves in a condom.......I'll take the inside , you take the outside........bahahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I'm gunna use these lines....all of em....before someone pulls another number 5 on me...lol Way to go Mumma!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'playfulnoosa'wanna go halves in a condom.......I'll take the inside , you take the outside........bahahahahahaha playfulnoosa....if you tried this one on me....id follow you hehe   roxxy xxx....loving mynames new pic...WOW

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'init4smfun' Being a bloke, personally I have never used any of those listed lines, but got a good laugh out of them. Is there any line that works ……. Give me that!   As a new member and guest soon to be upgraded, it think the flirt lines are just as bad if not worse, do any of these work or is it just a way to suck you in and upgrade?You obviously  havent seen the posts put up by  guys  saying they get no action, they do ask for tips on profiles and pictures and appraoches and regret spending their money on the upgrade and getting no result.The up shot is i guess that paying to join  does not guarantee   sex,  possible  meetings, or  chat from people if the moon is blowing from a north,south, easterly westerly  direction,Its highyl likely it wont even  get you a polite response from some  quarters.  Read the forums, see what people are like, get a feel for the people of chat and  then decide if the upgrade is worth it.so many   men will now say they  pay and have made some wonderful freinds rah rah rah, it guess it depends on if your paying to make friends or paying to get  laid??? Cheers and good luck  Dev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    cheaper than foxtell and much more entertaininggiven up on gettin laid and fuckin hate tv(except shaun the sheep. he's still cool)ahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    its to far to walk on your ownahahahahahahaharockin Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    a guy walked up to me once and gave me his phone then said..."ILL CALL YOU"...i just had to laugh...the condom one b4 is a good one

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Totally off topic, but your new profile pic hosts my fantasy car mmmmmmmmmmmm the old XB hardtop yum

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Got to agree with you there rough,I learned to drive in one of these,I think I also learned a lot about shagging ine one

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    go the GT.  ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I am a petrol head from way back  ;) Fresh air and torque   mmmmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    dont use em myself but heard an absolute peach of a line couple of weeks ago. A girl approached me in a nightclub, we exchanged names and then she asked "What i did?" I answered "I'm an IT consultant" She replied while squeezing my upper arm with a wicked smile on her face "IT? With those big arms!!" Cracked up so I did :P