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The worst names ever...
January 21 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Im not sure why guys do this...sure some are clever, funny and witty but a name like Ivegot8inchtoramupyrass is so not going to do it for me Yep Im a name snob and I admit it....if its crude like the above I dont respond at all...cause I can only imagine what he must be like in bed... Again, you guys are a mystery to me....- do you seriously think women like these names and subsequent messages ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Go to the user name search and type in...SquirtPussyC**t....men don't hold the patent, I just laugh.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DontLookDown' Go to the user name search and type in...SquirtPussyC**t....men don't hold the patent, I just laugh. I always assumed those names were actually just men masquerading as women... I've been missing out, oh teh noes!!*clicks name search*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Anyone professing to be a bitch is undoubtedly irksome, unladylike and more than likely hard to get along with at least50% of the time.
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RHP User
13 years ago
DLD how dare you!!! I am sure all women are pure class. :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
What I find interesting is that most people that contribute to the adult forum don't tend to have the really crass names. Although I am not that observant at times. Am I wrong in saying this?
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RHP User
13 years ago
The other thread, about names that make you smile, was cool. I'm not finding this one very nice.
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RHP User
13 years ago
MsD, some names are riDICKulous. Now somebody spank me!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I work with a couple of very conservative ladies. The whole office hooted with laugher as we heard her repeat an email address someone had given her.... it was something like... hotsexy69er @ hotmail....! lol I don't think she realised what she was saying when she repeated it out loud.
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
(Please don't pick on 'Jensman', ...please don't pick on 'Jensman', ...please...)
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RHP User
13 years ago
You have a name? Sorry Ivana I was looking at your ta~tas.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Shinasbabe27' Im not sure why guys do this...sure some are clever, funny and witty but a name like Ivegot8inchtoramupyrass is so not going to do it for me Yep Im a name snob and I admit it....if its crude like the above I dont respond at all...cause I can only imagine what he must be like in bed... Again, you guys are a mystery to me....- do you seriously think women like these names and subsequent messages ? Name snob lol, that means I'm one too then. I won't reply even if the message is pleasant enough."Ivegot8inchtoramupyrass" Now I've got to go and of course check his profile out lol and then a few others that are awful, I know, morbid fascination... C**T, really?? Be back soon lolAgree Meeka, interesting no really bad profile names appear in the forums...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I suppose it takes all types to make the world go round! Unfortunately! Mine is actually my nickname, and it doesn't just have to do with sex, I do love my 4wding!
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RHP User
13 years ago
you just channelled Stalky with your last comment Meeka!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Channelled? Well you might call it that. LMAO
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RHP User
13 years ago
ivegotmassivecok ivegotabigdickcuntsearchcuntloadscunilingus2goCunnilingaholiccuntface7happy_go_fuckyDon't know which one is the worst... I'm not looking at anymore
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RHP User
13 years ago
I wish I had thought of those names. could have people complaining about my dodgy name instead of my obvious dodgy humour. Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
...but I detest that word and never use it. As for civilized names of forum users, I had intended mine to be... Dont_Look_Down_Until_Youre_Close_Then_Ill_Look_Up_At_You... but that ridiculous 'rule' about 16 characters really spoiled my fun.Party p**pers.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' (Please don't pick on 'Jensman', ...please don't pick on 'Jensman', ...please...) But Jensman, don't you know their profile hits will sky rocket my just by being mentioned here. I mean... I wanna go and see who is hung like a donkey. Don't you? Now I wonder if we have a cuntfeatures here? Running off to go look. :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' (Please don't pick on 'Jensman', ...please don't pick on 'Jensman', ...please...)Actually, about your name...I think your name is very sweet :)With regards to this post being negative, it's not meant to be and that's not where it's coming from.Sometimes if we are honest enough about what turns us off in a light hearted way, it might answer questions to others, such as why didn't I get a response? Why don't I have any success on this site? Why don't I ever get any flirts? etc etc.Chances that those people would even read the forums are slim and I doubt they would really care if they are confident enough to have those names up there in the first place... :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'OneEmerald' ivegotmassivecok ivegotabigdickcuntsearchcuntloadscunilingus2goCunnilingaholiccuntface7happy_go_fuckyDon't know which one is the worst... I'm not looking at anymore First of all, apologies to those who really have said attributes and skills rather than exaggerating it, Perhaps some of them are saying it long enough to as many people as they can reach, hoping it becomes true :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
That guys a right wank as well lmfao :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Absolutely, lets go make fun of people's spelling mistakes instead. :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' Quoting 'Ms_Devious'Right, I thought The other thread, about names that make you smile, was cool. I'm not finding this one very nice. I like to HAVE fun with people not MAKE fun of them. Do names turn you off? Was the original question, not to make fun of them...I can think of one post where a young man asked a question about squirting and I believe he was made fun of (not lightly) directly for pages and pages...
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RHP User
13 years ago
if CUNTFEATURES is available it now becomes irresistible for some one either braver or dumber than me.... Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
'Hotpus' I don't know about you but HOT PUS definitely does not do it for me! Sorry guys if you are here too.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...actually did a bit of 'ghost busting' with a hot chick he met here? He has my respect...how in the hell did he find a virgin?Picking up on typos shows no real class...if I wanted to be anal, I'd take a shot at Meeka's arse. Remember when you point a finger, there are most often three pointing right back at you...we see flaws in others more easily as we usually share them equally. Let's dredge up that thread about taking on a cougar with a garden hose then follow on with the next one where that ill-informed lad wanted to take one on bare handed? Now that one was funny...so what if the guy got eviscerated. Maybe the worst name here is mine, I can be one cuntpoundingassfucker when provoked......and sometimes even just a little bit sarcastic.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...if I shorten that to CuntPoundAssFuck' it meets the 16 character rule. Will you still respect me in the morning? *places a listing in the 'Want Ads*It's free...hell half the time I don't even respect me.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Cuntfeatures is hilarious. I would so go out with that guy. I did look as promised, but alas there is no one with that name. :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DontLookDown' ...if I shorten that to CuntPoundAssFuck' it meets the 16 character rule. Will you still respect me in the morning? *places a listing in the 'Want Ads*It's free...hell half the time I don't even respect me. I wonder if you can edit your profile name, we could all do it for a week and see if it has an "impact"...DLD, you can go first and let us know lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
....quite easily OE (aka OneEmerald, ref: the other thread) but not sure if they can be changed back?If that's a dare, let's make it a bet...put anything you like 'on the table' as long as it's alive and certainly organic. Skip that vegan crap...I'm a carnivore and proud of that fact. Worse case basis I could change it to 'DoILookDangerOus'...but then you'd call me 'DILDO'. I don't care, as long as you use me... sensually..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Woo Hoo!!! Nice name change, see how the RHP community responds. ;-)
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13 years ago
Do not attempt to use inappropriate usernames that other members would find offensive. Doing so will result in your account being rejected and locked until it is changed to something acceptable.
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