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The walk of shame...
July 22 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just over a year ago I called my 10 year relationship/marriage OVER red rover. Took three attempts before hubby actually vacated our home, so a hard few weeks waiting for it to happen... So needed to get to the pub and drink the stress away on one fri night. My girlfriend and I headed out and drank like we had done before we'd had our toddlers and did most nights a week total trashbags until we decided to pre-baby health kick (we had bubs 10 weeks apart and we planned it lol, if she leaves her partner maybe we should marry it may work out better...blah blah), so lets just say we could still do the drinking part fine, but our bodies having both having baby duties for 2.5 years , sent us to crazy pretty fast and the night kicked up a few more gears than we expected... I was in that post-breakup zone, where you don't have a stop button or a care for consequence...and want to try something new and reckless! fast forward, she called her ex-flatmate a 6.3 guy that we always went out with (instinctively knew he’d scrape us both out of any gutter we fell in and get us somewhere say to sleep it off, as he had done in the past). She called him as I informed her we were going to a 'classy' strip club that i heard about and i was going to have my first lap dance! lol i felt like trying something new. we went there and our mate drinks too fast, and we switched to spirits and he never asked, just kept handing another, another, another drink to us! Had my lap dance, it was AWESOME and i bargained her down 30 bucks cheaper than my mate lol! I bought myself some of that fake money, and ran around in an excited frenzy and shoved those notes everywhere. We were all having heaps of fun, until opsa daisy i knocked a girls drink over, it was lucky i didn't knock her over considering how wobbly i was getting. She worked there and reacted like a bitch on heat and sounded like a screaming banshee, don’t experience reactions like that everyday?! it all happened pretty quick, because spilling someone’s drink doesn't usually get that reaction?! While she was doing her crazy at me and my friends zoomed, i then experienced my first ever EJECTION out of a venue!! and the worst of it was that they must have thought i was an animal like her because 3 huge guys had circled me, and latched onto me, which totally freaked me out and they ALL escorted me out, I am still weirded out by the need for 3 enormous guy to man handle me out of there when i was not being physical nor engaging in anything but the wroth from the bogan Looney chick. The young bouncer stayed down and apologised to me and explained blah blah, coz my friends and i had our jaws hanging on the ground in shock over how it played out. oh well, time to go CLUBBING!!! In we go! Dancefloor, i think our friend was still buying us drinks (he missed us as it had been too long), as his huge 6.4 stature had very hollow legs for booze and he only remembers our previous alcohol fitness... So i was having trouble probably even standing/seeing or know what i was doing as i had the bright idea of we all must smut, they both needed a nice big smooth from me whether they liked it or not, i loved em after all... they tried to handle the situation and refocused me to get through to the back for a sitdown breather, was hard to get through to the other side of the dancers and i eventually tripped, fell on a guy took him with me, we landed on the floor, me on top, but it was off the dancefloor, and we just stayed there and smutting begun and it was OK this time because they weren’t my actual best friend and old mate... ! At some time later i informed my friends I was off to whatever suburb, what ever his name was lived in, thanks and bye!! They tried a few lectures first, then they tried to order me no, and home time, then they had to chase me around the club as i tried to lose them. Then EJCTECTED from my second venue of the night, but at least it was jsut my friends... haha the guy must have found it all a little insulting, they were that intent on not letting me leave with him haha So we jumped in a cab round the corner, in jumped an irish man, we drove to our mates house, by then made friends with the Irishman, invited him in for drinks, stayed for one drink. Then i informed that it was time he went home and that i accompany him and i asked permission this time, they asked where, etc etc said they’d call and check in and to pick up the phone as they wanted to know i got home. So went to a managed apartment he had in the city for work, nice balcony, i within minutes had covered the balcony in shards of a broken glass, and leaving a trail of mess, as we got drinks and stuff. It ended up being quite the few hours of play time, i jumped in the bath with his bed sheet and basically turned the bathroom into a swimming pool?! I remember a comment i had made.. u know a thought pops into your head and it is out of your mouth and you want the earth to open up and swallow you.... my manners were on break.... My friends called a few times and said my ex was wondering where i was at 2pm in the afternoon...opps was still drinking... it was time to ‘leave my friends house that i fell asleep at now’ as my mate said my ex had to take our toddler to my other best friends toddlers party, OOOHHHH GUILT, i felt soooo bad, to not go, but because i got home after the party was over and i was the biggest trash bag i just laid down and died... oh and the taxi drive home at 2pm in smelly nite club clothes and sex hair and knowing i had to go home to a house that had a hubby that wouldn’t leave and that i forgot what i consider to be sooo disrespectful, the party of my best friends toddler (thank god it was 2 and not hte first bday!) deal with having to look at the hubby, say sorry for forgetting and thanks for taking her, and yes i feel asleep and stayed at my girlfriends house... that i smutted along with her old flatmate.... The long walk of shame wasn’t over, but my ability to stay conscious to finish it was for that day....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Without going into all the details...mine would had to have been waking up one morning face down on my front lawn to the sounds of children laughing and a rather annoyed member of the "Mummies Club" yelling at me to wake up and get in the house. You see, I was laying there out cold sans any clothing below my waist and did notice that my nifty little Porsche was parked on top of the neighbors tulip garden about 50 metres away. You see, we had been playing a game I had invented on the spur of the moment called "Tequila Strip Monopoly" and I think I had won...or at least tied or something. | Long story, but when I did manage to low crawl and get in the house, there were two messages on the answering machine. One said very laughingly "When you wake up...you will know why I took a cab home" and the other, from the neighbor not so laughingly suggesting that when I wake up I come and move the car. | After draining the hot water in a shower and throwing down 4 or so cups of the strongest coffee I had ever made...I headed for the neighbors to apologize and get my car back in the driveway. As I turned to go up the walkway to the house....there she was in the kitchen window with the biggest "You are so guilty" smile on her face. I moved the car and a couple of days later got the ruts from the tire tracks filled in and fixed the garden all up, but seriously... | ...don't ever play Tequila Strip Monopoly.
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RHP User
14 years ago
mmm although been a while! Last time was in Hamilton ...hot hot hot I admit I was a little naughty back then..but do not regret one minute... ! xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
so what were we doing on hamilton that was so naughty ??????
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RHP User
14 years ago
but the 'somehow always needing to stop at the 7Eleven for fuel while dressed for a night out or needing milk when coming home afterward' of shame.The dudes at my local just laugh and shake their heads at me now, they're so used to seeing me in costume they ask why I'm not going out if I stop in wearing jeans and t-shirt LOLxx Sarah
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DonnaBrett
14 years ago
If you feel shame about what you're doing...you're in the wrong game LOL If someone has a problem with our choice of lifestyle..it's their problem..not ours!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'DonnaBrett'If you feel shame about what you're doing...you're in the wrong game LOL If someone has a problem with our choice of lifestyle..it's their problem..not ours!! I like this post! :-) (MRS)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' Just over a year ago I called my 10 year relationship/marriage OVER red rover. Took three attempts before hubby actually vacated our home, so a hard few weeks waiting for it to happen... So needed to get to the pub and drink the stress away on one fri night. My girlfriend and I headed out and drank like we had done before we'd had our toddlers and did most nights a week total trashbags until we decided to pre-baby health kick (we had bubs 10 weeks apart and we planned it lol, if she leaves her partner maybe we should marry it may work out better...blah blah), so lets just say we could still do the drinking part fine, but our bodies having both having baby duties for 2.5 years , sent us to crazy pretty fast and the night kicked up a few more gears than we expected... I was in that post-breakup zone, where you don't have a stop button or a care for consequence...and want to try something new and reckless! fast forward, she called her ex-flatmate a 6.3 guy that we always went out with (instinctively knew he’d scrape us both out of any gutter we fell in and get us somewhere say to sleep it off, as he had done in the past). She called him as I informed her we were going to a 'classy' strip club that i heard about and i was going to have my first lap dance! lol i felt like trying something new. we went there and our mate drinks too fast, and we switched to spirits and he never asked, just kept handing another, another, another drink to us! Had my lap dance, it was AWESOME and i bargained her down 30 bucks cheaper than my mate lol! I bought myself some of that fake money, and ran around in an excited frenzy and shoved those notes everywhere. We were all having heaps of fun, until opsa daisy i knocked a girls drink over, it was lucky i didn't knock her over considering how wobbly i was getting. She worked there and reacted like a bitch on heat and sounded like a screaming banshee, don’t experience reactions like that everyday?! it all happened pretty quick, because spilling someone’s drink doesn't usually get that reaction?! While she was doing her crazy at me and my friends zoomed, i then experienced my first ever EJECTION out of a venue!! and the worst of it was that they must have thought i was an animal like her because 3 huge guys had circled me, and latched onto me, which totally freaked me out and they ALL escorted me out, I am still weirded out by the need for 3 enormous guy to man handle me out of there when i was not being physical nor engaging in anything but the wroth from the bogan Looney chick. The young bouncer stayed down and apologised to me and explained blah blah, coz my friends and i had our jaws hanging on the ground in shock over how it played out. oh well, time to go CLUBBING!!! In we go! Dancefloor, i think our friend was still buying us drinks (he missed us as it had been too long), as his huge 6.4 stature had very hollow legs for booze and he only remembers our previous alcohol fitness... So i was having trouble probably even standing/seeing or know what i was doing as i had the bright idea of we all must smut, they both needed a nice big smooth from me whether they liked it or not, i loved em after all... they tried to handle the situation and refocused me to get through to the back for a sitdown breather, was hard to get through to the other side of the dancers and i eventually tripped, fell on a guy took him with me, we landed on the floor, me on top, but it was off the dancefloor, and we just stayed there and smutting begun and it was OK this time because they weren’t my actual best friend and old mate... ! At some time later i informed my friends I was off to whatever suburb, what ever his name was lived in, thanks and bye!! They tried a few lectures first, then they tried to order me no, and home time, then they had to chase me around the club as i tried to lose them. Then EJCTECTED from my second venue of the night, but at least it was jsut my friends... haha the guy must have found it all a little insulting, they were that intent on not letting me leave with him haha So we jumped in a cab round the corner, in jumped an irish man, we drove to our mates house, by then made friends with the Irishman, invited him in for drinks, stayed for one drink. Then i informed that it was time he went home and that i accompany him and i asked permission this time, they asked where, etc etc said they’d call and check in and to pick up the phone as they wanted to know i got home. So went to a managed apartment he had in the city for work, nice balcony, i within minutes had covered the balcony in shards of a broken glass, and leaving a trail of mess, as we got drinks and stuff. It ended up being quite the few hours of play time, i jumped in the bath with his bed sheet and basically turned the bathroom into a swimming pool?! I remember a comment i had made.. u know a thought pops into your head and it is out of your mouth and you want the earth to open up and swallow you.... my manners were on break.... My friends called a few times and said my ex was wondering where i was at 2pm in the afternoon...opps was still drinking... it was time to ‘leave my friends house that i fell asleep at now’ as my mate said my ex had to take our toddler to my other best friends toddlers party, OOOHHHH GUILT, i felt soooo bad, to not go, but because i got home after the party was over and i was the biggest trash bag i just laid down and died... oh and the taxi drive home at 2pm in smelly nite club clothes and sex hair and knowing i had to go home to a house that had a hubby that wouldn’t leave and that i forgot what i consider to be sooo disrespectful, the party of my best friends toddler (thank god it was 2 and not hte first bday!) deal with having to look at the hubby, say sorry for forgetting and thanks for taking her, and yes i feel asleep and stayed at my girlfriends house... that i smutted along with her old flatmate.... The long walk of shame wasn’t over, but my ability to stay conscious to finish it was for that day....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Many many times - just recently , like yesterday , we had a little hotel apartment party. A guy bought along a very expensive car that at 2 am we decided we needed laps around the car park in . This alerted security ( surprise) Security was a big very dorky looking guy with a side part and glasses. He escorted us back to the lift with us girls in fits of giggles . Apparently I thought ( mrs delicious) it would be hilarious to take my dress off and walk naked in front of him to the lift . He told me I was highly inappropriate and asked the guy if I was a prostitute lol - needless to say , checking out was horrible . Dorky was still on duty and I couldn't chuck the keys and run fast enough ! I have a lot of these stories, I was hoping I was getting more sensible now I'm old ........
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mrs delicious , Let's just say it would have been one of the funniest things I've seen or ever been asked ! Lucky he didn't see what happened in the lift on our way out earlier !!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I would've loved to have been THAT security....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris'Many many times - just recently , like yesterday , we had a little hotel apartment party. A guy bought along a very expensive car that at 2 am we decided we needed laps around the car park in . This alerted security ( surprise) Security was a big very dorky looking guy with a side part and glasses. He escorted us back to the lift with us girls in fits of giggles . Apparently I thought ( mrs delicious) it would be hilarious to take my dress off and walk naked in front of him to the lift . He told me I was highly inappropriate and asked the guy if I was a prostitute lol - needless to say , checking out was horrible . Dorky was still on duty and I couldn't chuck the keys and run fast enough ! I have a lot of these stories, I was hoping I was getting more sensible now I'm old ........
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RHP User
13 years ago
MrsDelicious you didn't go bike riding too, did you? There was a report of 3 people cycling in their birthday suits south of Brissie somewhere last night LOLxx Sarah
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RHP User
13 years ago
That car did get us all horny ffs it was a Lamborghini :P :P I just about creamed my pants (mrH) . As for the little nerd asking me that shit he got set straight the tool ;) and the fake complaint just so he could try to catch you naked again ... Thankyou guys for a wonderfull night out at the casino and at the hotel... you had nothing too be shamed of you sexy lady xxxxxxxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sarah , not me , I promise ...........:p
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WHY_NOT_LOOK
13 years ago
Quoting 'MyHoneypot' That car did get us all horny ffs it was a Lamborghini :P :P I just about creamed my pants (mrH) . As for the little nerd asking me that shit he got set straight the tool ;) and the fake complaint just so he could try to catch you naked again ... Thankyou guys for a wonderfull night out at the casino and at the hotel... you had nothing too be shamed of you sexy lady xxxxxxxx Well mr honeypot had the walk of shame not being able to use the laptop on Sat morning i laughed so hard there was no helping that manI do believe that we had a nude romp thru a hotel foyer 5 years ago with toys in hand .... my walks of shame these days are my kids faces when i get home or they wake up to a house full of visitors but they are use to my friends having names like Barbie Rah Rah Wild ...honey gee and mums name is... was Carntbe ... well adjusted kids these days
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