M60
The sexual time clock..
July 18 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
I bloody well hope so!!!! Pusscat xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh I am sure you will still be on these websites chasing all the ladies. Not sure which one tho maybe "Decreipt Pie" ??? Do you think if you had anal sex at 70 or 80 you would thro your hip out?? Kisses Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I bloody hope so 'n all... haha, cept no 'red wings' (Quote>>> Mickle) HAHA'... Yay! Drive's gotten stronger, more time to... gether (no kids). The walking stick is not a given! Whew, tho knowin' some o our kinksters... what could be a problem will become part of the fun ;-)Playing in a punny place... I would really rather not imagine a RedHotPlace for seniors.Hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
15 years ago
We are a aging population so everyone should buy shares in viagra !
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RHP User
15 years ago
I hope like hell I last till I'm in my 80's. if it's anything like my grandfather, he's 89 now, and from what I know he's still going for fun every now and then.... hehe.. hopefully it's hereditary ;-) Taipan - you are only as young as the woman you feel, so get yourself some cute young chicky girl and focus on her to feel young ... ;-) Grins all round - pass the mylanta Wayne x
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RHP User
15 years ago
I can just imagine a horny nursing home is where i am heading Niceguy..Focus on our Forum friends as we know them walking the grounds , sharing meals..It would be a different meaning of spooning..I can see Evilboy spooning Jenstar and Miss Bopeek their breakfast... There would be a special room for the swingers with wheelchair access.and padded walls..We would webcam all rooms and have it on the bigscreen for those less mobile .. I still think there is a reality show here..Cross between Big Brother and Scare Tactics..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lets see I was playing catch and kiss as a primary school child (got to love catholic schools) chased the boys as a teenager chasing and playing with guys via the interenet in my 20's and now 30's My crystal ball says me and my zimmer frame are going to be a force to be reckoned with!!! Hmm hope which ever nursing home I choose to put myself in has horny old men and if all else fails some nice young nurses and interns for me to mess with (or at least viagra for the horny old men) Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Do our parents still have sex????? I thought this 20 years ago. Now I'm the age they were. I'm single and don't have it on tap anymore. Now what we are saint is do people in their 60's and beyond have sex. Now I hope so but then I get an image of my folks. Thanks. Now no matter how hard I shake my head I have this image. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol. Fab.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' I can just imagine a horny nursing home is where i am heading Niceguy..Focus on our Forum friends as we know them walking the grounds , sharing meals..It would be a different meaning of spooning..I can see Evilboy spooning Jenstar and Miss Bopeek their breakfast... There would be a special room for the swingers with wheelchair access.and padded walls..We would webcam all rooms and have it on the bigscreen for those less mobile .. I still think there is a reality show here..Cross between Big Brother and Scare Tactics.. love the idea there Taipan... could be very cool to make that happen... I can do the webcam bits... really need to get the broadcasting thing sorted - not to worry - I was an apprentice TV/Video technician in my late teens.. so I figure I can do that.. oh... and chicken... I want roast chicken dinners with all the veges and gravy for dinner most nights... yup - sure love that focus you've got on the future there Taipan... when can we launch the show? Wayne
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RHP User
15 years ago
bad news mate - your parents are definately still having sex!!!!!!!!! Well I know the older members of my family are so i would have to guess that yours are too. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
The drive doesnt stop just cause your (much, much) older.......the practicalities get in the way......like having someone to lift your leg so you can get it over,........the exhaustion from all that in and out-ing................ altho if you keep you finger on the electric bed controls you might just get a way with out moving at all and the bed will do all the work for you .......................................... and you have to be quick before the Ritis boys get to us first ....(arthur Ritis), Lets pool our money now while we have some and dont have to rely on our super that wont be there, buy a mansion and start a commune................why wait till we are in a nursing home ?????? Evil boys planning to spoon me ?????? will I be blindfolded and like that scene out of 91/2 weeks feed me sexy food ????? He is such a helpful sort isnt he !!! HMMMMM maybe there is merit in being a cougar and snaring a youngun ..............hehehehehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
ooohhh just thought of a name for the mansion...................SOFT.....................Sexy Old Farts Together !!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
The old guys will meet at the bar for a round of Viagra ..Then we will play lawn bowls and check out the hoties playing tennis ..Have a nap in the afternoon to be ready for strip poker that night !! No naked twister in case someone throws their hip out !! We should construct a daily entertainment board !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ive already got a crew arranging our retirement Village. For now we are going to build it and lease it out.... but eventually we will want to move into it. Once I've designed the village... and it's all up and running, I'm apparently in charge of selecting the nurses and their uniforms. Part of the Strata Plan are the body corporate rules once our mob moves in i sthat we will be encouraging nightly happy hour and daily excercise..... It's good for the circulation... so with chemically enhanced men running around.... and near naked nurses busy applying lube and making sure we're all ahem.. comfortable... you know... we'll have hydraulic swings and pneumatic beds... True, I may be sitting there in my chair dribbling my porridge.. but ..... I'll have a great vantage point... and a sponge bath thankyou nursey. Let's just say I may not remember who I've fucked, but when I'm well into my nineties every day is going to be a new experience... Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
How about we have a pool like in Cocoon !! We can have a sauna and steam room like at Kens of Kensington and a spa like the Hefs !! And i can have my darkroom !! Geez Stalky this is sounding better and better ..We need Miss Saturn in the organizing group..
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RHP User
15 years ago
My bf and I were actually joking about being swinging grandparents and wondered what the actual door policy on wheelchairs were in the clubs!Whenever I think of being old and sexy I just think of the scene on Family Guy between the two old people with sexy bam chika wa-wa music, "Are those new slacks?". Maybe it just shows my maturity level :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
My bf and I were actually joking about being swinging grandparents and wondered what the actual door policy on wheelchairs were in the clubs!Whenever I think of being old and sexy I just think of the scene on Family Guy between the two old people with sexy bam chika wa-wa music, "Are those new slacks?". Maybe it just shows my maturity level :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
maybe your walking stick will have to have a dildo attachment just in case you cant get it up. and blowjobs are better when the old girls take out thier teeth so i am told. better have a dustbuster attachment to for clearing the cobwebs.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'd like to download some bam chicka wah wah music. I know what you mean with teh wah pedal going and so on but the seventies were a long time back and I remember the gist of the theme but no particular song stands out on account of the fact that I was probably pre-occupied with all the skin on skin. Seriously, it would be handy some times! Can anyone name a few songs from porn movies in teh seventies with the bam chicka wah-wah music? Hugs Stalky Quoting 'ClosetPornstars' Whenever I think of being old and sexy I just think of the scene on Family Guy between the two old people with sexy bam chika wa-wa music, "Are those new slacks?". Maybe it just shows my maturity level :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
For example.... Something along the lines of the theme somg from "Shaft".... but that was a TV series. Gaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Now I can only think of Anchorman and Starsky and Hutch, Stalky!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am sure Fever wasent in a porno Stalky but it was around back in the day ..
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RHP User
15 years ago
That's a Peggy Lee tune... very very sexy Taipan. She's from the 1050's.. hehe. .. but still absolutely brilliant and seductive. I love Dusty Springfield music from the seventies. All the wah wah music from the seventies that I know of is theme songs from Cop shows.. like "shaft" and "Kojak" and the original "SWAT" theme... and "The professionals"... but I'm struggling to find the origins of the "SEXY" wah-wah pedal sound used in pornos from the seventies... it's bugging me! HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Time clocks ticking away for everyone... best we get out and bonk as much as we can while we can.. Forget about all the hassles in life.. just get out and do it. Better to die with a stiffy then be just stiff ? At the moment' all the equipment in this household is still in good working order ' just needs a lil lube occassionly to stop it rusting.. Whats the old saying'' use it or lose it ? Plenty of truth in that..
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RHP User
15 years ago
At around 49 I wrote Murrum bidgee Maid, a song about a bigger woman who isn't having luck getting laid til she discovers younger men . . . no I'm not a cougar, just love making songs that reflect contemporary issues. At 51 I wrote "Sailor Blues" a song about a woman who enjoys a bit of bondage. Just the other night was jamming with friends and ended up hvaing a vocal jousting session and we were getting dirtier and dirtier. I can't imagine not wanting sex and even though I am definitely going through menopause, my desire has not abated in the slightest, if anything, it could be stronger. And I figure if I'm not that interested its because I'm bored. . . . . So keep it interesting lads, and keep the romance alive. I'm growing old disgracefully and having fun! WTG
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Stalky - you can buy the album or download it to your ipod. heheheh Track Listings document.getElementById('MusicTracksHeader').style.display = 'inline'; document.getElementById('MusicTracksText').style.display = 'inline'; 1. Gregs Groove Thing 2. A Womans Point Of View 3. Fuzzy Navel 4. Slip It In 5. Dialogue (From Hows My Little Girl) 6. Leticias Theme (From Soul Sisters) 7. Exchanging Glances 8. At The Therapist 9. Theme (From A Thousand And One Knights) 10. Big Bad Wolf 11. Coconuts 12. Hebrew National Salami 13. Neighborhood Toys 14. Dialogue (From The Manimal) 15. Pimp Fight 16. Sex On The Beach 17. Sleeping With Erik 18. I Cant Believe I Ate The Whole Thing 19. Wet N Wild 20. The Doctors In
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