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The loss of a Fav toy - One for the Ladies

January 22 2011

Have you ever had a much loved toy that died? or you broke on your hurried dash for the Norti drawer? Did your heart break into a million pieces as you scream...Nooooooooooooo what have I done? I have...and in memorium of my special little guy 'The bullet' I thought I'd adapt an old fav to celebrate his little life....sing along with me_ A long-long time ago I can still remember how that buzzing used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance that you would make my clitty dance And maybe I'd be happy for a while Oh by god you made me shiver Every bzzzzzzzz did deliver Bad news on the doorstep Ur life had just one more step I can't remember if I cried When I loosened ur important wire But something touched me deep inside The Day My Bullet Died..... (chorus) So- bye-bye, little buzzing guy took me straight to heaven when the men left me dry And them other toys never made me sigh Singin' this'll be the day that you die This'll be the day that you die Goodbye my little friend....rest in pieces

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    RIP to your little friend its sad when you lose a loved toy it broke my heart when mine was murdered torn in to a hundred little pieces it was a horrible sight when i found its dead batteries in different places hiden under the bed he was....obviously they were hoping id never find him but i did find him and i avenged his murder....his murder is not forgotten to this day and it never will be roxxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I am versatile. BUT if they chopped off my hands I would be singing different tune.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh Roxxy thats a sad sad story, how could someone murder something so dear!!! cracked me right up Fionabee you're lucky there, I'm a fussy little cow and some things just work better than others lol No hands...hmmmmm....yes!! how would I hold my toys Ahhhhh get someone else to hold em

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well my trusty blue dolphin literally died the day before i met a new lover.... i'd been waiting five fricking months to have sex and it broke the night before lol. I was not impressed but do find it funny now. I think if i was a girl that could get myself off with my fingers it wouldn't bother me so much but seeing as i need those lovely vibrations i would be devastated if my toy broke on me. Though to be fair - it last four years which is a pretty good shelf life - and i did get to go shopping for a beautiful new Lelo rechargeable vibrator - so it had a silver lining!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I totally feel your pain! I eventually got over the aching loss but it took time and the relentless love of a good Rabbit to coax me out of my grief-stricken stupor. My heartfelt condolences dontgothere, I wish for you fond memories and gentle days ahead. Be kind to yourself and your clitoris

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh hun I feel for you - I luuuurrvvvvveeee my toys! I have quite the collection i'm stockpiling so I can imagine your pain! The place I buy my toys from has a forum and one of the girls on there recommended me to this site - RHP rocks! More girls here than I can handle :) I say make it a positive and go out and get something bigger and better! If you need the name of a great sex toy store just give me a wink and i'll point you in the right direction ;)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I too have a fav toy.......hits the spot perfectly... There was a time though when he started to make some deathly noise....and vibrate in a not so horny way.....I too was grief stricken at the thought of loosing a dear old friend and was left pondering how I was going to fill the void...punn intended....when I figured I would give him one last run...just for old times sake...even if he wasn't at his vibrating best, when low and behold he came back to life and has been going strong ever since. He may be a little noisier than he was in his hay day....and sometimes I think he needs a bit of a kick start.....but he still manages to hit the spot just like the good old days...... I feel for you ladies out there that have lost a loved one......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I too have suffered the loss of a dear devoted friend. RIP Mr Trembly, I'll never forget you...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yeah. I had this great vibrating jelly dong.. it took two C cell batteries from memory.... anyway.. warm that up in a jug of hot water and it does the business like nothing else can... Do you think they still make jelly dongs like that? I haven't seen one for years. I still got it in my drawer but the vibe part doesn't work. It has a name "Big pinky" on account of the fact that its quite big and its pink. lolz.. So it's not teh most original name... but my Fleshlight is called Gladys Cravits.... they all have names.. All the toys do... is that unusual?Hugsstalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    no Stalky that isnt unusual my poor murdered friend, his name was Frank and you of all people know my new ones name is Fred and when i use him Stalky, i think of you but my strap-on's name is "the raminator"...i will be enjoying him soon roxxy

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    only my faves get named, they have to show a bit of personality first! (Like sheep on a working farm?) . i'm not sure they really do make jelly dongs like that anymore. i found one in my bag o' tricks a couple of months ago that had melted in the heatwave, it still held together but the new shape it had taken on was a bit more of a challenge than i was up for. It was a nameless tho, so no tears were shed over that one...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Eric is my lifelike, flesh coloured vibrating penis with adjustable speed. He smells kind of plasticy/rubbery and is hard to clean. The speed dial is above the battery compartment so if you adjust him too enthusiastically the batteries fall out and so does he!! I would love to be able to say RIP Eric (the Eriction) but the love/hate thing is hard to stop. I will soon have to say a sad goodbye to my Hitachi wand, but since I already have a replacement lined up parting won't be such sweet sorrow (apologies to Shakespeare).

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh god that gave me a laugh Lmao at the challenge of the new shape...haha All these poor dearly departed friends, named or nameless, I like to think they would have a special place in the sky or one hell of a big Norti drawer down below lol. all fully restored to their original state of glory. How much fun would it be to be a modern day toy maker, or MMMMMMMM toy tester? Think I'm ready for a career change

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'dontgothere' How much fun would it be to be a modern day toy maker, or MMMMMMMM toy tester? Think I'm ready for a career change And I'll do it for free!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    dontgothere, I can fix that toy. Being good with my hands I have repaired one or two in the past.

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