M42
The humble brag...
January 28 2014
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I just read about someone bragging about a 10km run Makes me feel kinda lazy.... FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey, am doing my own diy fitness between gym sessions, pt friend wants me to run for 30/45minutes...... want to use my moutain bike, how far would i have to ride to equate the run for 30/45minutes...... and a 10km run... mate how long does that take?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Humble Brag is an oxymoron ? “If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.”
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Just saw a jogger get bowled over by a health food truck . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm a little out of words replying to those 23 messages I got today. I had to put some effort in because most writers had actually read my profile AND matched all my requirements. . Sigh.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I got pissed with FACEBOOK... and I deleted my entire profile... Because they wouldn't reply to my emails... They did AFTER I shut it down.. then they answered what I asked.. and eventually I accepted their surrender and reinstated political ties, and lifted all trade sanctions..
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RHP User
12 years ago
hahahaha The humble Brag comment was from NCIS LA last night.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Around your ears?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I meant that with a quote from the don't bite one?
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RHP User
12 years ago
You have Facebook. All my illusions of a hairy primitive cave man are gone. Dam now I have to cut my hair as the fantasy off being dragged into a cave went up in smoke. Ladyt you can find me on fuckbook
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RHP User
12 years ago
Plagiarizing again?
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RHP User
12 years ago
He said hey guess who? He said it's the best oral you ever had. I said don't make me guess as I don't have my top ten list with me. ladtT crushing heads with my thighs
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Originalbadboy
12 years ago
Quoting 'Rare_Bird' hahahaha The humble Brag comment was from NCIS LA last night. Quoting 'Meander' Plagiarizing again? No, learnt that lesson. Yes the idea for the post came from NCIS:LA. For some reason half of the OP is gone "shrugs" oh well. Oh well, now that that is cleared up I'm going to go clean my Shelby Cobra S1... Obbi "I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. It’s because of them I’m doing it myself." - Albert Einstein
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MissBishere
12 years ago
FFS what is up with the flirts lately? It's nearly a fulltime job just to reply to them all. Please bare with me as I work through them. 😘 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can put on mascara with my mouth closed. xx Sarah
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can deep....... Never mind, I've been told that it's bad manners to talk with my mouth full
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RHP User
12 years ago
The mascara one hit me. You are so my hero! Only cause I can never shut my own trap even when I want too! ladtT. Shopping for ball gags
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Originalbadboy
12 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' I can deep....... Never mind, I've been told that it's bad manners to talk with my mouth full I always end up in the deep end... And I think actions speak louder than words.... Obbi "The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me..." - Ayn Rand
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I will be eating and swallowing as much as I like really really soon and not gain any weight. FOXY
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I don't even bother..Boring as bat shit. I can't even keep up with messages let alone waste my time on flirts. Oh cept for one person the other night - Kizza you're terrible Murial! ;) Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
obbi.... stop trying so hard.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Let me guess can breath through your ears love oral super kinky and well educated? Join the cue other than 10 wAste of energy sounds similar - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Visit exmouth wa swim with whale sharks and happy to help with the rest;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'I can put on mascara with my mouth closed. I wish I could still wear mascara. Unfortunately my eyelashes are so long and thick naturally, putting mascara on them makes them look fake. .
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RHP User
12 years ago
wasnt me i swear il behave lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
( o )( o )
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madotara69
12 years ago
If only we had the energy for a run, sexercise has completely fucked us. Nice and relaxing now chatting in the forums, may even tell a story or two later, feel like in heaven to it all, OP. Mado Tara xx
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2014' Just saw a jogger get bowled over by a health food truck . - Posted from rhpmobile LOL Where you driving the truck?? FOXY
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' If only we had the energy for a run, sexercise has completely fucked us. Nice and relaxing now chatting in the forums, may even tell a story or two later, feel like in heaven to it all, OP. Mado Tara xx Obbi "Legs will never save my head!" - Grandad
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'I can put on mascara with my mouth closed. I wish I could still wear mascara. Unfortunately my eyelashes are so long and thick naturally, putting mascara on them makes them look fake. . yeah? well... I can... uhhhhmmmmm.... I got nothin' OH! oh wait I got it I have hypermobility, so I can reach everywhere on my back. There's no itch I can't scratch ;) xx Sarah
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is that called Humble ? Humble would be keeping it to yourself you would think. ? Not that silly not to know the difference. Some people here at the ready to jump down my throat at the mere mention of my career path. But thats their problem.. jealousy is not a good look..
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RHP User
12 years ago
Screw 28 year olds if I thought they could keep up and meet my demands!
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'paint_me' ( o )( o ) Don't mind bragging to my weaknesses either. Can't help looking at your boobs, they are wonderfully wonderful. Mado Tara xx (can't help my self aswell)mwaa xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Originalbadboy'Ok so the humble brag, to complain about something positive. According to Urban Dictionary: . "Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humour or "woe is me" gloss." .. As for me, I wish I could find hot men on here but they're all intimidated by my devastatingly good looks. Though it's not like I would have the time to meet them, with all my current lovers vying for my attention. Boohoo. .
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RHP User
12 years ago
Seen the "My rough life" memes? Such as "My wallet won't close because there's too much money it".
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Originalbadboy
12 years ago
Some women will be screwed for life.... Hmmm a few times I've been told I take to long, I wonder if i'm able to be insensitive .... Obbi "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover." - Mark Twain
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RHP User
12 years ago
Employer: What's your worst character trait? Homer Simpson: [breaks down sobbing] I'm an overworker!!!
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I'm done with this Forum! Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'obrien75' Visit exmouth wa swim with whale sharks and happy to help with the rest;-) - Posted from rhpmobile I'm scared I'd get "eatin" alive.......................swimming with the sharks that is! Foxy
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_Me' Is that called Humble ? Humble would be keeping it to yourself you would think. ? Not that silly not to know the difference. Some people here at the ready to jump down my throat at the mere mention of my career path. But thats their problem.. jealousy is not a good look.. Only ever seen you mention your success in your career, never said what it was, who would be jealous. It's a word you have used a lot, that says a lot. Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'obrien75'Visit exmouth wa swim with whale sharks and happy to help with the rest;-) I was going to swimming with sharks once, but the sight of me in my wetsuit gave the dive master a stroke. Guess I blew his mind. And now I know what my body can do to people, I'm too afraid to try again. .
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bahahaha The blow job of the century bahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
One for every post about my awesomeness on this thread.
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RHP User
12 years ago
THREE little old ladies across the street this morning Two said "thank you sonny", while the third just walked off all grumpy like...I think she didn't really want to cross the street, probably explains why she put such a fight S'nP
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RHP User
12 years ago
You read into things' and thats all there is to it. Im not about to give you or anyone else a running commentary about what I did and did not do in my life. However, if what I have to say includes things from my pass , so be it.. Really ' if you feel that insecure , you should just block or just ignore me.. easy really...
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RHP User
12 years ago
strallberrie all you would have to do is skip for 30 mins 10 min of skipping equal's roughly 30 min running I think I'd rather skip then run any day - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'Originalbadboy'Ok so the humble brag, to complain about something positive. According to Urban Dictionary: . "Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humour or "woe is me" gloss." .. As for me, I wish I could find hot men on here but they're all intimidated by my devastatingly good looks. Though it's not like I would have the time to meet them, with all my current lovers vying for my attention. Boohoo. . I could calculate the statistical implications of this thread before I formulate an appropriate response. Unless of course, I coerce someone else into doing it, first. HugsGazpacho
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Languid
12 years ago
Man who play with tool not necessarily mechanic Confucius
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm sure you can all relate to this . I'm so tired of being told I'm perfect in every way .
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RHP User
12 years ago
Seriously... Show me a man that say they don't get hormonal moody swings and I will show you a liar! LMAO!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Coupeman I'd rather skip the run !
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Squirting myself laughing - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is about how long it takes me to run 10kms, any slower would be walking ;) then I skip for half an hour because its a completely different exercise and you can't do one at the expense of the other. Running is much harder than skipping, skipping is a rhythm exercise. I bench up to 135kg every three days and run grid sprints the day after. I spar whenever I can squeeze it in. I just find it impossible to gain weight :( Life's a 5km beach To all those who are running 10kms every day, you know you should be doing 15, but keep up the good work. You're determination is terrifying ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Sailin_by'I bench up to 135kg every three days and run grid sprints the day after. I spar whenever I can squeeze it in. I just find it impossible to gain weight :( I love running, but with my fast metabolism any exercise just makes me too thin and I don't get booked for as many modelling jobs. .
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RHP User
12 years ago
'oh I only made he cum 4 times during the session'
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RHP User
12 years ago
You are cracking me up mes..ooopa da loopa ... Meander
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RHP User
12 years ago
Make myself squirt. Takes a few minutes. Sticky as hell. RA
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