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The hole enchilada- fair suck of the sauce bottle!

January 10 2012

So... I'm wandering around my nearest nationwide hardware store, thinking about scoping out the men's toilets and I stumble across the hose section. You meet the nicest people in the hose section!So I get this idea.... I'll make an douche/enema kit just for kicks. Forget those $30 gravity feed custom made jobbies you can buy on-line.... Go to your local hardware store in the clear plastic hose section (oh and Subs... make sure you ask one of the dudes for assistance... so embarrassing! hehe). I bought a couple metres of the 6mm hose.... (check the distance from your bath tap to your toilet seat) ... they fit nicely into those medical quality rectal nozzles.... or you can just insert the ruff end of the 6mm hose if you're feeling like an adventure... The good thing about clear plastic hose is that they step up in size and each upsize fits the other like a bum in a bucket... so from 6mm you get an 8mm joiner, then a 10mm joiner, then a 12.5mm joiner and finally, buy yourself a grey water adapter nozzle... these fit nicely over the end of a regular bath tap. Then all you have to do is heat each of those joiners up and stepping down in size until you connect to the 6mm hose. So.... instead of a gravity fed unit, you can now turn on the tap lightly (adjust temperature to Luke warm - lucky luke) and give yourself an anal flush until your butt is sparkling clean!This process avoids any nasty soapy adventures that could irritate your delicate privates.What alternatives have you found for vaginal douching or for your enema kit?Do you douche?HugsStalky Studnugget

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    That is far too complicated Stalkers! Although I am sure you could find a market for it. Stalkys anal flush system or SAFS. Nice! You can put me down for one. xx Meeks

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    All the parts cost less than $10. How good is that!!It's not so complicated Meeks... or maybe it's a boy thing... :) Anyway... the anal irrigation system works a treat. I'll do yours if you like. :pHugsStalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    What can I say, I'm still obsessed with my new toy, the sauce bottle. I don't even have to have a date, flip a squirt up for my own amusement when i'm bored with the soap on a rope. As for Her Mag the Vag......she has a perfectly good natural system happening, don't want to fuck up her PH. She's perfectly delish without any interferance. xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Scuse me me rhp, why can't we edit after we have posted a type-O!!!!!?? Hmmmmmm??? grrrrr

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I just gaffer taped a hose to my bath tap when I was a kid. I'm sure my parents at the time thought I (and the neighbourhood kids) must have been smoking a shitload of pot.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Oh no. I am of the same opinion as Goodgrlz...dont want to upset the delicate ph balance so..... no douche. I have long been a fan of the local (huge) hardware store. The men there are so friendly. Nicest bunch of guys, one only has to explain once and those lovely gentlemen just can not wait to whisk me off down an aisle to find just the right piece of equipment. Yes I spend hours wandering around looking at al the ropes 'n things.

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Ooh err, I just LURVE having your hose in my arse Stalky. That is pretty much a given. Or are you offering to attach a anal irrigation system in my bathroom? Oops that is a bit of an embarrassing misunderstanding. Either way I hope to sell and buy a new place this year and I may ask you for your expert advise as some point :P xxMeeks

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    And yes I am not handy around the house at all and my eyes glaze over the minute I set foot in Bunnings and your explanation seemed complicated to me. I mean you attach a hose to your tap then stick it up your arse. Yes? It that it in a nut shell? So what is with all the joins and adaptors, etc, etc. I mean you boys over complicated everything don't cha!Grey water?? LOL. xxMeeka

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I once did a BDSM workshop (yes they run workshops on knot tying and discipline etc) in Melbourne and the "lecturer" introduced us to the joys of Bunnings...and all its wares...never been able to walk in there since and not look at aisle 5 in whole different lite !!!   Anyway as a doctor, I do not recommend douching...your PH balance is there for a reason and does a perfectlly great job, the human body is amazing instrument and can take care of itself........and interferring with this process can actually lead to some very nasty infections in women...

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  • Rimlover

    Rimlover

    14 years ago

    I use one of those hair washer thingys, you just take the watering can type thing off the en, slide that end into bum and the other end just goes straight over the bath spout..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Have found a squeeze mayonaise container with stalky's 6mm pipe 10 to 15 centimetres long works a treat......fill with water of a comfortable temperature......apply a little lubricant to pipe end........insert in appropriate orifice........squeeze out contents of bottle.........sit on toilet and evaucate aforementioned orifice....aahhhh....feels good.....give the sphincter a good squeeze to expel all fluid......clean as a whistle and ready for fun

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Handmaiden you seem very familiar. Do we know you? xxMeeka

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    i can hear Bunning's new jingle now ... cleanest colons are just the beginning!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Just the thought of this brings a tear to my thigh.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I dont think so Meeka. I have only been on this site for a few weeks. I was on a few other sites before this one though so I may have met a few of you.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    water under any sort of pressures really not very safe at all...for either the butt.....or the mutt..... maybe those who have body percings can double as a water feature tho.... hmmm.....?

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  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'mikeandshel' maybe those who have body percings can double as a water feature tho.... hmmm.....? BWAHAHAHA ET xox

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You share this now! After Christmas. I could have saved a fortune on presents! Oh well I suppose there's always easter but you know I didn't realise that the hardware store sells more than just chains and rope until now?!

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