M47
The flirtatious misapprehension....
August 03 2014
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madotara69
11 years ago
Flirting Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Youre a blatant flirt
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RHP User
11 years ago
You were flirting, but you wouldn't be you if you didn't, would you. :p Points for trying though.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You're a brilliant flirt
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RHP User
11 years ago
Flirtatious opportunist :-) xQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Does anyone see the use of a candle app on ones phone a mockery of romance??? Cos bugger me I'd have thought - if it were reversed - that they were taking the piss. Had it been real candles I could understand the misapprehension.... But the context changes completely when it's a fake candle and therefore inferring the level of "specialness." I mean honestly are people THAT easy to please that they'd accept a mockery of a situation as interest???? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Depends how old the "lady" in the office is. You could be perceived as a dirty old man. Lol. :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you offer a candle-lit dinner , you Sir , are Flirting ! GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bahahaha I thought came with the territory of owning a penis?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
11 years ago
Absolutely flirting
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RHP User
11 years ago
Outrageous flirting!! Any banter that suggests potential romance is flirting, it's sending the canary into the coal mine.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Did it work ???
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RHP User
11 years ago
Holds the same level of romance as saying "I'll pick you up in a limousine" and then turning up in a taxi that smells like week old unwashed socks!!! Yeah.....real romantic :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' Does anyone see the use of a candle app on ones phone a mockery of romance??? Cos bugger me I'd have thought - if it were reversed - that they were taking the piss. Had it been real candles I could understand the misapprehension.... But the context changes completely when it's a fake candle and therefore inferring the level of "specialness." I mean honestly are people THAT easy to please that they'd accept a mockery of a situation as interest???? - Posted from rhpmobile even though it was 'just a candle App' it was still a gesture of romance, even though in reality its probably not.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Why would it?? But the answer to that was no....but then again it wasn't supposed to... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
So if it quacks like a duck and looks like a duck.....it's actually a swan?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oh Come On...!!! Do u even need to ask forum opinion? I suspect u knew EXACTLY what u were doing,, and flirted relentlessly in the hope of getting yr dick wet... The woman was possibly geeeed up in the false hope of romance, seduction and ongoing dates..... Respect women, cut the bullshit, and please don't be offended...... Just Saying..!! Lind Regards C and C. Xx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
would that candle app be enough to light up the two meat pies and goon? If yes Id say that would enhance the level of "speshulness" to legendary.
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RHP User
11 years ago
as you were talking with her.... ....then you were flirting. app candle or not .
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RHP User
11 years ago
U say..."Its compensation for staying back",,,,,, Oh, I see....So the poor woman should feel grateful to wait an extra 4 hours, twiddling her thumbs, whilst YOU get trailer hire beyond the normal fees... And "Candles make a mockery of the intimacy.." .... Thus implying that if the office woman was stupid enough to fall for your pathetic attempts at flirtation, she deserves all she gets.... "I am a walking penis, after all.." ( or words to that affect). Leads me to the assumption that you have an arrogant demeanor, consider women to be stupid, and are so sure of yr false male sexuality, that you believe any woman will give up her feminine sensibilities in order to eat a cheap take out dinner, with you n reperation... I sincerely hope that she laughed at loud, and said..." You will be charged double, for every hour you are late, after 3 hours you cop an extra 25%,,,,,Oh, and thanks for the invite, but I don't like cheap takeaways." - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I knew it. You are just one big tart!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' So if it quacks like a duck and looks like a duck.....it's actually a swan?? - Posted from rhpmobile No sir, it is the perception of the intended flirt. Even if it is not actually romantic, it is still a flirt to stimulate the opposite sex. After all, I (f) doubt you would have said the same to a male office person ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Such prickly people aren't ya?? Everyone has a malicious motive in your world huh?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ya big FLIRT...threatening her with a late finish that's not NICE
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RHP User
11 years ago
I Hope you have just met your lover . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Give the man a break !! Women make there own choices !! I would love to take you two to dinner!! As long as you like chicken bones :-)) xx Regards Bigocean xx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
That makes 2 posts in about as many days that I've read where it's not some poetic indulgence bahahahaha Are you feeling ok ?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Ya jas can't help it, can ya? Lol I diagnosed it as an acute attack of flirtatiousis and cure is available. Unfortunately, we need to give you a massive frontal lobotomy, all courtesy of Tony Abbott to end this disease once and for all. How about it, ya flirt!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think I've already had one lily!!!! Compliments of Spanglish!!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Had to say it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You must have professional photographer to make you look so awesome! :-P Everyone who knows you knows that you are an outrageous flirt. Nuff said.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is not necessarily about seduction.....xQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sometimes ya just gotta say it . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'paint_me' You must have professional photographer to make you look so awesome! :-P Everyone who knows you knows that you are an outrageous flirt. Nuff said. paint_me is back in town. Luv ya babe.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'paint_me' You must have professional photographer to make you look so awesome! :-P Everyone who knows you knows that you are an outrageous flirt. Nuff said. How are ya gonna get out of that one sir stir Lovely to see you again paintme, missed you. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Stir takes trailer back late ! action : Oh my dear I'm so sorry i kept you Waiting Well Sir you will be when you view the bill i made you take a look i think you will find it is very Creative Hmmmm 300 dollars a late fee miss that is barbaric Not as Barbaric as waiting 4hours for dinner candle lit you said ppffftt just saying Dinner ! Oh dinner yes of course Dinner my dear oh no i promised Oh sir your flirtatious remarks you think went unfounded Never assume a woman's wants and desires or needs In any situation you could be Astounded Well miss i am indeed and also flabbergasted! Flabbergasted sir you may be but now Im yours for dinner or more so grab it don't let it be wasted She throws a leg over her desk Stir sir feels blood rush not to his cock but to his head God damn it Miss my dear you are an amazing lady Yes sir and in need of a man lets do it Do it now baby I'm fucking horny Horny as hell fuck me now sir Do me now Mr Flirtatious never play with flirts they can be lethal and deadly and even delicious As sir pumps his migraine to another day wipes the sweat from his brow catches his breath slouched down in the office couch What a day He is but again amazed At what a little flirt can do or what it means to flirt with you Even for a minute or an hour or a little more Who would ever know whats in a flirt a smile ! A giggle ! Sexy look or so much more One thing i do know it takes two to flirt Two to tango Two to Stir sir . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Loving yr poem BigOcran....!! SirSir.... Sometimes, I've just gotta learn to keep my mouth shut, and hands off the keyboard... Arrr well, too late now.....And there's no delete comment button... (Or is there?). Kind Regards C and C - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I wasn't offended....it takes a fair bit more than that for me to get upset..... Besides it's your view; I'm good with that.... Way I see it you have nothing to apologise for.....I've put it out there; and it's open to everyone's views.....not just those that I hope for and not just those that others hope for.... You should be commended actually for having your view :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's a a bit of flirtatious banter in my opinion.... But this type of banter is so rarely used these days that most ppl don't know how to flirty banter or even respond to said flirty banter. I hope you got back early just to be extra nice ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would have thought you were taking the piss. I've got three brothers and I'm a lot older than you.. But it would have all depended on your body language... N maybe she was taking the piss back. Did ya think of that?
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On_Safari
11 years ago
....just lol!!! Love your sass ya big flirt!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
.....which wasn't hard and I knew we wouldn't go over time on it so she was never at risk of needing to be put in that position :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Can I get some lessons? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Who the lady or my brothers girlfriend??? Because taking the piss is all I saw it as.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Given that the vast majority have said it was indeed flirting..... Just because someone flirts with you.....would you honestly think that they were "interested"?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Flirt, flirt! I love a guy taking the piss though. To me it means he's comfortable with me and himself, which I find quite attractive.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You are a tool :-p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
And a useful one at that...... - Posted from rhpmobile
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Plain280
11 years ago
More like the man with a wooden spoon stirring some shite in a bucket.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Can be seen as flirting. Albeit just a natural part of your sassy arse mate!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
A joke could be seen in the situation.. intention is behind flirting, if she couldnt see intention behind the joking then thats where is stays, hence the murkiness of flirting vs friendliness, no wonder all those dating books
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RHP User
11 years ago
I once attended my Cousin's Buck"s turn, we had a comedian with a puppet & an Asian stripper, she had some good tricks, 1 was, she laid on the floor & had a lit candle in her V'jay,jay (Oprah Speak),with hot wax dripping on her bum, I pulled out a cigarette & asked permission, she & the guy with the gun in the holster ok'd it, the boy's loved. Fast fwd to the reception, I'm a nervous 2IC giving a speech about bridesmaid's or something, someone yell's out "tell em' how you lit your smokes on the buck's nite", I replied it bring's new meaning to the word's "candlelit dinner", the house erupted, all the chick's intensely Q'd there men, nobody broke rank's, "what happen's on camp, stay's on camp". Just another ridiculous story from the past. P.L.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Meander gets in. A lot of others...... don't. Ya miserable grumble gut's bunch
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just being nice would be having the trailer back at 2pm not 2.30pm The flirting was not the candle ap that just made it romantic the flirting Was you bringing the dinner and having it with her. Flirting can brighten a persons day, boost self esteem and maybe even get you a date so make the world a better place and flirt
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RHP User
11 years ago
You sit are a genius. You almost completing skipped flirting and were heading to 2nd base before the umpire called a foul ball. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Absolutely it was flirting. You were seeing where something might lead. Seeing if you could extend the use of the trailer if nothing else. But definitely flirting for sure.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is like bluffing when playing poker, an excellent tool when used sparingly. I'm afraid I miss flirting, it was part of the art of seduction, the thrill of the chase. As I said in another post, when I was a kid it went on all the time btwn adults, and everybody seemed enjoy it. Enter Germaine Greer, she ruined that game forever, I think deep down 30yrs on a lot of ladies would admit her intentions were good, but the end outcome wasn't the greatest. Flirting & Sexual harassment are 2 totally different things, 1 is a bit of fun & can lead to good friendships etc. The 2nd is when the attention is "unwanted". Unfortunately a lot of guys these days don't risk the "flirt" in case it gets misconstrude as "SH". I never do it unless I know the lady has a sense of humour. I went the pyhsio once, they normally have the bill ready before you come back to reception, as I walked up to the desk, Sue looked up & said, "I haven't done you yet", she started to blush, I paused & said "No you haven't yet", we just laughed. Now I'm single, I think I will ask her out. Who know's what may happen, at least I know she has a GSOH. P.L.
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RHP User
11 years ago
great you did it. I flirt always and it is so exhilarating, makes people happy and feel good.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just what I was sayin', it used to make the world go round, that's "when smoke was smoke, gruvvin' was gruvvin". I'm not stuck in a time warp, I just have a good memory & have seen how things have changed, I hope I walk into where you work 1 day, just doin' a delivery. It would be my pleasure & it would make my week, I don't know you on here, but I would sense your personality when I waled in. Cheers P.L.
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
There's a difference between friendly banter and flirt. And you Sir_Stir, are a master of both
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' I flirt always and it is so exhilarating, makes people happy and feel good. Absolutely, it's fun! And Stir, are you flirting or farting in that pic?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Flirt or being nice...? If i were working a saturday and a bloke proposed to rock up 4 hours after my shift finished i would merely think he was a bit of a pain in the ass ;) Just sayin. - Posted from rhpmobile
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