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The Unbelievable Truth...

November 16 2012

I love watching this show every Thursday night, it is not only informative but funny as all hell! Last night they did something on Koalas and something I did not know is that male Koalas have 2 penises and females have two vaginas! Also when in captivity female Koalas turn to homosexuality and shun the male Koalas for lesbianism! . Today on Facebook I read that Macrophilia is a sexual fantasy involving domination by giants, primarily giant women! Also I learnt that Oculolinctus is the process of licking someone’s eyeball for sexual pleasure! Does anyone in RHP land do this? Is it a real turn on? I couldn't think of anything more gross especially if they had conjunctivitis! Blanch! . On YouTube there are videos going around of a new fetish called "Squashing"! Apparently it is a growing fetish! Has anyone tried this? Do you get off by being squashed until all the air is out of you? Is this a part of the breath play fetish? . What other weird and strange things have you heard or read or even done that turns you on or is a fact that makes others or yourself go :O xFunlovingx

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Flatulophilia Emetophilia Coprophilia Biastophilia Apotemnophilia Erotophonophilia Mecanophilia   Necrophilia   Not all of them very pleasant   I get an orgasam from chocolate..so that would be Chocophillia or is that chockablockphilla

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' Flatulophilia Emetophilia Coprophilia Biastophilia Apotemnophilia Erotophonophilia Mecanophilia   Necrophilia   Not all of them very pleasant   I get an orgasam from chocolate..so that would be Chocophillia or is that chockablockphilla Other than Necrophilia...what are the rest of them? xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Ipheeliya ....hopefully all over mex R

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I used to sneeze lots.. and when I was yuounger, It actually caused me to orgasm...   Blow right there and then.. and OBVIOUSLY cum too :(   I finally went to a doctor and told him my problem.. he asked how long I had been like that.. I told him nearly two full years... He said.. "My goodness.. Have you taken anything for it so far??'   I told him.. "Sure Doc.. I take Black pepper"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Male humans suffering from rabies can sometimes ejaculate uncontrollably up to 30 times a day. . Lol Cavey now go and get bitten by a rabid dog and come back and report! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Lol, I had no idea..about any of this stuff before I sauntered in on this thread... lol, now I know...I'm not too sure what to do with it??

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Autopederasty is the nearly impossible act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum. Only a very small percentage of people can do it. There is a porno called “Go Fuck Yourself” that is devoted to the act, even going so far as to instruct people on how to do it!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ...I go and read this topic. Is there no end to it!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Whats TV?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Damn.. looks like I am going to have to travel to South East Asia.. or somewhere... I cannot find a single case of rabies anywhere in Australia.. :(   30 ejaculations a day???? messy :) AND, If i wanted someone to clean it up.. I would need to drink WAAAAY to much pineapple juice :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Walk around in the country and find a raccoon that is stumbling around, crawling with bugs, and when he sees you, he doesn't run away, but comes straight at you snarling, and launches himself on to your neck. Rabies. Guaranteed. Or a skunk. Then you can smell bad too:) They say if rabies can ever be 'weaponized' or mutates to cross over to humans more effectively than what it does, you will have you 'zombie virus' like on 28 days later.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    A sexual desire for a mechanical, inanimate object. That explains why my heater gets me all hot and bothered!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Male honeybees only have sex once in their life. During ejaculation the penis breaks off inside the female and the male dies within hours. xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Male honeybees only have sex once in their life. During ejaculation the penis breaks off inside the female and the male dies within hours. xFunlovingxsex offenders

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It's cheaper than a divorce.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Sex offenders have penises TR. And if you are offensively bad at sex, does that make you a sex offender?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Back in 1609, Dr. Wecker found a dead man with two peckers! Since, 80 cases of double headers have been reported. But no word on whether or not those guys ever got them both on in a threesome.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DeviousMissM' A sexual desire for a mechanical, inanimate object. That explains why my heater gets me all hot and bothered! There you go! That's one for you!!! .... oh but trucks move so not technically inanimate ...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I am a mechanic... EVEN a heavy duty mechanic..

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Exposing a man’s genitals to sunlight can cause his testosterone level to rise by 200%. xFunlovingx