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The Two Levels of Cum

June 03 2012

So I was watching Chris Rock today - in a stand up routine called ‘Kill The Messenger” I highly recommend this to anyone that likes to LOL. I wasn't a huge fan of Chris Rock, but watched it and was blown away he deals with some fantastic topics during the show. For example when it’s okay for a white man to use the N word. (If a song is playing and it’s someone like Snoop Dog or Dr Dre and you’re singing along with your black friend in the car) Or him living in a rich neighborhood with hundreds of houses all worth millions of dollars. That there were only four other black people in the neighborhood. Grammy award winning Mary J Bligh, Top actor and comedian Eddie Murphy, multi grammy award winner Jay Z , and then there was him. All top of their game, multi award winners. His white neighbor was dentist, not a fancy dentist, just your normal pull your tooth dentist! “The black man gotta fly, where the white man is just walking.”Which apart from being funny, is, I think thought provoking. Anyway what’s that got to do with sex? I want (if I’m allowed) to try paraphrase something said that I had to share with the people of Red Hot Pie. So Imagine this is said in the voice of the Zebra in Madagascar. It's all about CUM. ‘Men cannot go backwards sexually, once we get the sex we like, that's how the fuck we role. We get stubborn in our old age, we like to eat our steak that way, we like to drink our coffee like that, and we want to fuck like this, and if you aren't fucking like I’m fucking, than get the fuck out!’ Ladies, Ladies don’t get mad at us, get mad out our ex-girlfriend, she's the one that spoiled it for everybody. The ex-girlfriend that did everything. You call her up one day and you’re like ‘You did what? You licked his ass! Now he wants everyone to lick his ass! Thanks a lot bitch!”Ladies, your man is nastier than you would ever imagine. Your man has been watching porno since he was 12 years old. He has pornographic images in his head, and he wants to re-live this shit before he drops dead. Ladies, Now listen to what I'm about to tell you. Just because he came, doesn’t mean you made him cum! (repeat x 2)Every man in this room has two levels of cum. Everyone man in here. Level one comes out easy, comes out like ketchup. But level TWO! If we've got a woman doing the precise nasty shit we like, wearing the nasty shit we want them to wear, saying the nasty shit we want them to say. It will shoot out like the civil rights pose. ‘Free at last, free at last’ It will take a fucking eye out. I remember the first time I had a girl suck the cum out of my dick and swallow. Ohhhh, I felt so good i could read Arabic, I was breaking down the Da Vinci Code. Right then I said ‘spitters are quitters’ Lot of women in here grossed out right now. “Eww cum in the mouth, that’s fucking disgusting, you always wanna cum in my mouth, you better call that ass licking girl! You are not cumming in my mouth that’s fucked up.” So half the women in here are grossed out the other half are in loving relationships. What was funny to me was the two levels of cum, it had never occurred to me how right this was. I hope this wasn't lost too much in translation and I hope other forum members enjoyed it.Prep

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RHP User

14 years ago

I think this twolevels of cum... it's not a male specific thing, but I totally understand where he is coming from.Of course the orgasm where the fantasy and mind is involved is going to be OMG so wonderful compared to one rubbed out by purely physical motion.I need to find me a nasty boy.

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RHP User

14 years ago

I am nastier than he ever dreamed, I have been watching and re-enacting porn since not much older than he has been, besides that I was out there doing it when he was married and faithful. I got two levels of cum and baby...he better perform or I am gonna slap his sorry arse!

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RHP User

14 years ago

hahahah, wonderful is all I can say.......Next male in my company I will ask him AFTER......oh, naturally he has to cum a minimum of two times.....which onewas which.........KETCHUP RUN or the EYE SHOOTING CUM. Hope it was twice the EYE SHOOTING ONE. hahahah

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RHP User

14 years ago

Now I know, Priapus, that you are quoting someone else BUT....Darn tootin! your ex girlfriend rocks!xx Salina

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RHP User

14 years ago

Nice work Prep! Totally agree with the two levels of cumming.. Thanks for the laugh.. *wanders off to find the little black book with ex-girlfriends in it..

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RHP User

14 years ago

Shit I totaly forgot to ask

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RHP User

14 years ago

the the last time can be the best :P

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RHP User

14 years ago

the next }:D

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RHP User

14 years ago

next ?Hugs H

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RHP User

14 years ago

That is sooooo true!!!

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