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The Royal Wedding....
April 27 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
The wedding until my plane lands!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Two's company, three's a party. Now who should they have knocking on the door??
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RHP User
15 years ago
...Camilla? ...ladygaga? ...Stalky?
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RHP User
15 years ago
the glad wrap or the tiara.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Do you think they might have a RHP profile?What would they call it?Oh and how hot is the actress Kate in that tele show that was just on!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'puppy'Do you think they might have a RHP profile?What would they call it?Oh and how hot is the actress Kate in that tele show that was just on!!!! RegalRooters? ThePrincessAndThePenis? KingWilly_SpecialK? Kate_ate_Willy? . Lame efforts, I know, but it's the best I've got *yawn*
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RHP User
15 years ago
I like the effort Flirty, especially King Willy and the Special K's (great band name too me thinks)K ate Willy is good too.I'm at a loss for any, think I'm depressed at realizing I'm a moron!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Don't the Royal Wedding planners already have that post wedding coitus scripted, complete with security details, and a red carpet photo op? I mean, what are they paying these people for?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'Wills could get an honorary manscape saying "Fuck You Princess" (That could go into the guiness record books if a manscape could spell that out clearly?! haha) Kate can bedazzle her vajayjay with "Princess Pussy" Do a honeymoon spread to show their 'Royal Essex Chic' in err The Bazaar/GQ/Vanity Fair, which ever mag is for the posher peeps skin shots lol!
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RHP User
15 years ago
BlueBloodedBonkers , BuckinghamBuckers , Palacialpornographers , RightRoyalR-Raters , RoyalRudesters , Trufflefinders , GayCroquet? , EquestrianSausageFinders , BlueCouple4BBC , RoyalRimmers , BadmintonButtBreachers , RedCarpetRascals , 2Blue4U , FuckHerCommoner , CrustyUpperCrusters , AristocraticArselickers , AristoAnal , FuckMyQueen , BiBillKinkyKate , ShelteredShaggers , NakedTea_n_Scones , OhRaaaather , CrownedCummers , CrownJewellers , WillysWonkyWilly_KatesKummyKunt
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RHP User
15 years ago
Great imagination there 'alldanite',where the frig were u when i was racking my brain for a profile name?
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RHP User
15 years ago
OhohGoodGraciousMe , LetThemEatCate , SeekingRiffRaffRavaging , RavageRoyal , CorgiKickers , RambunctiousReemers , ShelteredScreamers , KingofCocks , EnglishBreakfast , ThinkOfEngland , Brittania'sBitches , ManicuredPubeGarden , RollsRoyceSeatRippers , EminentEnemasRUS , EroticElite , RoccoSiffreddiEatYaHeartOut , SecretGermanSausage , NakedCastleRomp , PrincessOfPoontang , PrinceOfPoofs , WillysWonker , CommonersWetDream , RoseGardenPricks , MazeSexMagic , BelltowerBlowies , OhOhOhHarrySorryIMeantWilly , CumDrinkingQueen , CumBucketQueen , DomKateSubWill , CurtsyThenFuck , SceptreInYourArse , 3nCorgi
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RHP User
15 years ago
WeWontPayTaxUCanLikOurCrax
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RHP User
15 years ago
TaxOurCrax
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RHP User
15 years ago
Who wants to share a house with thier brother-in-law? But then...we are not talking the average three bedrooms one bathroom and ensuite here are we? It may just be a royal menage-et-trois.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I love Curtsythenfuck and SceptreInYourAss and PrincessOfPoontang you're one twisted man. But good grief, could you imagine all the things you'd have to sign if you got to play with them as an Rhp couple? It might take a bit of the spontenaity out of it, after the 3 hrs with the lawyers first but by god the sheets would be nice
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RHP User
15 years ago
What about some commemorative bed sheets to celebrate the occasion . or a nice spoon , lol royal spoon anyone?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Late breaking news! Lelo just launched a new "Royalty Edition" and for only a thousand dollars or so you too can have the new "Prince Willie" cock ring with the matching gold "Kate Clamps" stamped in consecutive serial numbers and available only as a limited edition. | Hurry buy now, the aftermarket on this stuff is going to be a killer... | ...and I hate eBay.
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RHP User
15 years ago
How about Prince Harry Tag teams with his Brother and put her on the SPit
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RHP User
15 years ago
With pics of Wills & Kate on the packet,..... I saw them on tele so they must be true....lol . Love the idea of Glad wrap & Tiara Meeka, . alldanite.....where do you get all these profile names?....keep them coming please! . chilli.....maybe a royal dress up theme for you for Friday? . puppy....move over on the couch, I may just pop in on Friday an watch the festivities with you and mrspup, I will bring the cucumber sandwiches. . dongothere...better make them waterproof commemorative sheets...manscaping & bedazzle away! . boobalicious....with your quality pics,you are definately in charge of the royal photo shoot...... . flirty_bi_fem....its ok to be tired, your efforts on other posts on are applauded :) . midnight boy....always there with a money idea. . I am off to sit on the Royal Throne for a couple of days....seems I have ingested to much bran lately
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RHP User
15 years ago
Welcome to the royal event, you werent there a minute ago when I posted.... maybe we can have some fun with the security dudes? . ..... or you can tease the paparazzi with your red g ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
only means one thing Chilli-beans ; you're just as seeeeck as I am :) I was laughing my arse off too. Thanks DGT you're another sicko ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanks Chilli , and a big e-Hug right back at ya :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Already outsourced the limited edition copies to China...we will make a killing on eBay. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' I think CMs found something to rival the "Baby Jesus Butt Plug" ...I'm game if you are. | This idea has legs...let's do a little forward planning and think outside the box? There is one more of these royal pains in the ass yet to go, right...so how about the "Harry Butt Plug" in limited edition of course and knock offs ordered in advance for eBay. In...hell yeah! | | If he hooks up with someone that waxes properly the "Not Harry" one will sell too!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Already outsourced the limited edition copies to China...we will make a killing on eBay. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' I think CMs found something to rival the "Baby Jesus Butt Plug" ...I'm game if you are. | This idea has legs...let's do a little forward planning and think outside the box? There is one more of these royal pains in the ass yet to go, right...so how about the "Harry Butt Plug" in limited edition of course and knock offs ordered in advance for eBay. In...hell yeah! | | If he hooks up with someone that waxes properly the "Not Harry" one will sell too! The remaining royal pain actually hooks up with somone named Sally? that would be interesting, the media always banging on about 'When he met her' and criticising her for faking orgasms in crowded restaurants, poor thing would be starting behind the eight ball from the start
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RHP User
15 years ago
ScottishFlower , that's the perfect beautiful name for you
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just called China... | Quoting 'dontgothere'The remaining royal pain actually hooks up with somone named Sally? that would be interesting, the media always banging on about 'When he met her' | The "Royal Harry Sally" butt plug will now have a heat sensor and microchip with the sound clip activated once it gets up to body temperature. You might be faking it...but once that thing goes off, just keep you mouth open and... | ...a right royal knob wouldn't know the difference. | | Shhhhhh don't tell...the royalties are only 5%.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ova it well and truly Rather stick pins in my eyes Hope the footy is on instead xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
you know you would look gorgeous in a tiara, jewels and stilettoes
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RHP User
15 years ago
lol been there done that hhahahahahaha not to royalty though lol oh the shoes, probably something I would look out for NOT! where are those pins to stick in my eyes or perhaps will wax that night lol...all in all painful lol xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
The crown jewels but I'd bet the farm on their being a pearl necklace
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' Ova it well and truly Rather stick pins in my eyes Hope the footy is on instead xxx Damn MsShoes we should have thought about this earlier and organised ourselves an evening of hiding from the royal wedding - sheesh they are only people...why the huge fuss? (please rhetorical question dont want to hear it about it) . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' Ova it well and truly Rather stick pins in my eyes Hope the footy is on instead xxx WHY are people interested in these royal blooded bores?? They were born, they are rich, where is the interest ??? Just clueless Stilettoes I raise u, by sticking your Stilettoes in my eyes, rather than watch that crap. Donate the money to something actually useful FFS!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
They are just a young couple, in love getting married... nice and romatic... My question wasnt what you thought of them though... just some tips for their wedding night. ...and there have been some doozies
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' Ova it well and truly Rather stick pins in my eyes Hope the footy is on instead xxx Damn MsShoes we should have thought about this earlier and organised ourselves an evening of hiding from the royal wedding - sheesh they are only people...why the huge fuss? (please rhetorical question dont want to hear it about it) . Kisses Focus Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' Ova it well and truly Rather stick pins in my eyes Hope the footy is on instead xxx WHY are people interested in these royal blooded bores?? They were born, they are rich, where is the interest ??? Just clueless Stilettoes I raise u, by sticking your Stilettoes in my eyes, rather than watch that crap. Donate the money to something actually useful FFS!! Like I said pain and more pain, glad to see the footy has just started even if it is the Broncos lol...any game is better than THAT wedding jeezus. Thanks Boob, who the hell cares, yes yes yes, where are my stilettoes mmmm to stick in my eyes...anything toothpicks will doooooo lol. Boob Exactly donate the money that has been spent on the ridiculous coverage to dam NZ or QLD for FUCK sakes. Focus, I am hearing you, should have had a drinks night tonight somewhere, somehow and whoever mentions THE wedding, needs to have a shot!!!! Ok back to the footy and omg, Souths game has been delayed wtf...yep you guessed it coz of THAT wedding. The world has lost all priorities....lol 5th amendment: I am here for shits and giggles and I do not want to offend any of the wedding goers..xxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' They are just a young couple, in love getting married... nice and romatic... My question wasnt what you thought of them though... just some tips for their wedding night. ...and there have been some doozies ...the loving feeling ...young (loved that) getting and getting married (thought for them? DON'T DO IT!! lol then your 'wedding nite sex' can be everynight, instead of once a blue moon while u attend to the cottage in the burbs hehe) Quoting Stilletoes " I am here for shits and giggles and I do not want to offend any of the wedding goers..xxxx" I too am here for the 'giggles' But....errrr....NOT SO SURE about the shits part there Stilletoes (hahaha i firstly initialised your handle, but reference 'BS' just didn't really sit well hehe too funny! )
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RHP User
15 years ago
BS equals BlackSttilettoes of course or bullshit lol Just being light hearted and natural xxx ps. Good game of footy on !! yee haaa
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RHP User
15 years ago
but just question the validity of televsing a wedding of two people regardless of who they are..this is their special day...they have chosen to do this...I dont know them personally thus I dont care as for suggestions for what they should do on their wedding night....well...kick all the guests out and run away early...surely there are more fun things to be doing than entertaining that boring crowd??? , Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
They should have eloped and then Souths would have been on TV at normal time wtf. xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I tried to escape it at my local..was going great - soccer on opne screen, afl on another (dont care if they were repeats - I really dont) then some ench noticed the time and the next thing I know ALL the screens were switched over...god damn it I hadnt had enough to drink to cope with that....came home early to hide . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'focusliason' I tried to escape it at my local..was going great - soccer on opne screen, afl on another (dont care if they were repeats - I really dont) then some ench noticed the time and the next thing I know ALL the screens were switched over...god damn it I hadnt had enough to drink to cope with that....came home early to hide . Kisses Focus wow that blows Focus... I don't ever watch tv so I've missed all of the media hype and didn't even know it was happening until this thread lol Now thank you for inspiring us to see the signs... Chilli xx I try to block it out anyway, but I know all the songs and all the dialogue to all umm 10 or so barbie movies baby girl has discovered... she used to not be too bothered b4 and give me a go, those days are gone! But now I have this
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RHP User
15 years ago
I heard it said before the wedding - too good not to repeat here! "I wonder what Camilla will be wearing to the wedding... My money's on a saddle." Gold.
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RHP User
15 years ago
For no other reason than to piss my son off. Plus the fact that it is actually history in the making. I bet a lot of those blue bloods are not boring. The old girl at 85 and Prince Phillip at 90 will go to bed early and then it will be party on...You beauty. Poor old Harry has been banned from drinking AT ALL at the wedding as he writes himself off to much. Now Camilla and Charles, there is a likely couple to sneak off for a spot of hanky panky in the corners of Buckingham Castle. Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. I bet they dont mind kicking up their royal heels....once they lose those hideous hat thingies though. I recon that would have had to be the most nervewracking thing to go through....Literally billions of people watching you exchange vows...all ready to rip you to shreds as an upstart commoner filching the heir to the royal throne! I bet her parents are still stunned and Pippa, the sister, her chances of making a brilliant match just got better.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sorry Buckingham is a palace not a mere castle.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Whats with all the signage! as profile picsPlease Explain?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Kate looked beautiful, and hot! love her smile.Price William you are a lucky man.Something about Kate being a royal makes her more sexy imo : )
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RHP User
15 years ago
Does anyone know how I can hook up with the sister> And what about that dress.... ... very seductive!HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
will go check it out! xxx
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