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The New Kink....

January 17 2013

Now we all know that no matter how attentive the relationship is...occassionally we need to let our fingers do the walking and please ourselves. This occassion happened to me last night and seeking some inspiration other than my fertile imagination I decided to check out my favourite porn site (as you do) When looking at porn I like lots of plain in and out action....and preferably in closeup. I dont want to see some woman with mascara running down her cheeks and saliva drooling out of her mouth as she gags on some over large penis. I dont want girly action or two men, not into threesomes...I want just plain straight sex. I like just plain straight sex. So I click on the category for straight sex. Do you all know how hard it is to find just straight sex? I dont want to watch anal sex or I would have clicked on that category, I dont want to watch oral sex or I would have clicked on that category, or tit fucking or any of the other things that were listed. Now I ask you fellow sandpit players....has normal, garden variety straight sex now become so obsolete that people like me are anomalies? Is this likely to be considered as a kinky fetish while other so-called fetishes (already mentioned above) are now the norm?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Haven't watched any porn for a while but real, amateur porn is probably the way to go.. Studio porn is pretty far removed from reality, all the contrived acting and fake plastic girls just do nothing for me. Would Much rather watch two average normal people having fun in front of the camera.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I love normal garden variety OP :) I always search on amateur or love/intimacy - a bit or sorting through the vids on offer under those search terms and something usually crops up ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You're probably right, 'vanilla' straight sex is not really in pornographic vogue these days - particularly if you don't enjoy anal. There's a bit of an arms race going on, particularly in American porn, to get more and more 'extreme'. I personally find straight one-on-one porn a bit boring, unless it's by a female director or someone with vision and there's a lot of passion in it. Watching two disinterested people have sex in porn is such a let down.Can I make a recommendation though? If you're looking for inspiration give video the flick and head to Tumblr. I've recently discovered a massive, deep deep rabbit hole of erotica that's categorised and sorted for you by someone with similar interests - there's a Tumblr out there for just about every sexual personality. Warning though - it may steal hours of your life.It's so easy to find more, because the whole system works on sharing what you've discovered - people that host a Tumblr curate their own stream, and if they see something they like they'll post it and include the link to where they found it. This way you can discover a seemingly endless supply of photos from people with the same tastes as you.May I recommend:r0mantic-porn (dot) tumblr (dot) comas a starting point, and let your fingers do the walking*.The other option is to look for amateur or homemade porn, because the majority of that is straight couple sex.N_D*Erm, I'm talking about finding new links, obviously!

  • jenniecruising

    jenniecruising

    13 years ago

    Google "Amish"Tell me how it ends I fell asleep ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What? You don't want a story?

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    13 years ago

    The cheesy story is a must as it adds more interest into who, where and why they have sex.   We like Anime / Hentai porn, but it is not easy to find in DVD format.   OP, I think you would like the Michael Ninn style of porn, he is an adult film director and writer known for his innovative, artistic and stylized approach to adult film making.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...has his very own website all about gardening in Tasmania.Click the 'Adult" link...two heads really are better than one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Wow... I hadn't even considered the possibility that plain vanilla sex even existed on the Internet! I guess it really does have something for every taste.... Mr Kinkster- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Im with you.. Im over sucking , anal , girls moaning , threesome type porn..The closer to normal ' the better for me. The best are the girls who genuinely smile and look like they are there to enjoy themself. I seen one on 'pornxo' recently where the girl was tackling a fairly fat cock and spoke all the way through about her frustration of not being able to get it to fit... she smiled , laughed and you could see genuinely enjoyed the challenge..But this is the rarity, and effectively leaves me with next to no choice at all. Mind you' I dont miss anything, looking at the same ole thing doesnt even raise a eyebrow, let alone anything else...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    you are indeed HM.I do hope you don't confide this side of you to many people.Missionary is sooo out there,now with 50 Shades being so de rigeur,it gives a whole new meaning to the ball and chain dontcha think?Bunnings has now replaced the Adult shop as the fave haunt of the E.James aficionados,I believe sales in their hardware sections have doubled in the past six months and that most of their customers in this section are women over forty.They even get the tradies discount by pretending they are plumber's mates.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DontLookDown' ...has his very own website all about gardening in Tasmania.Click the 'Adult" link...two heads really are better than one. I can't find his website....only a fb page

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    It only becomes kinky when you add to it.....chocolate, strawberry, extra vanilla, nuts, lollies, maltesers, baileys, kahula, marshmallows. The list really is endless BUT Vanilla is still and will always be the biggest seller; regardless what Baskin & Robbins says!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    When I'm in mood for that kind of thing I like xhamster live webcams. I click on a couple I like the look of and will tip with the suggestion they do what I want to see. Everything I've seen on there has been very vanilla, and it satisfies my inner voyeur. Read an interesting article the other day on porn ans how viewing the tame stuff when younger can mean certain people need it to be kinkier and kinkier then find it hard also to get off when doing it live.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Things go in cycles, don't they? Remember the massive fake boobs of the 80/90's? Perhaps the '10s will be remembered for too much anal?I love real amateur porn, too. Live or more likely recorded. And if it has a exhibitionist/voyeuristic element (all those pervy sex on the beach tapes drive me nuts), I'm even happier. They are all pretty 'vanilla', in the sense that there are not great feats of gymnastics or physical extremes, but they are very hot (and even better when its many-somes). They are vanilla, heavy on the sauce, because of the voy/exhib element.That said, there is something quite fascinating about those really massive cocks...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Whatever happened to the good old, mechanic throwing the lady over the bonnet and cleaning her injectors, the hot hitch hiker needing a lift and helping the driver relax as she drove Or the runner noticing a lady getting herself off and leaning in to help????? Sheesh its all just spitting, dribbling, gagging, prolapsed asses!!!! hahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    now I know what to find you HM for a gift ..... off shopping I go   Kisses Focus   *hey look we have found something you do that I wouldnt hahahahahahaha*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I was super on a site a few years ago.. and one of my crew had a reputation for a LOT of porn on hard drives...   I found it hard to believe... he was such a damned gentleman... never even swore... very very nice man..   Things got the better of me.. and one day I sked for one of his hard drives... (He had 7 x 1TB)   Full of anticipation and ... well.... other stuff... I went to my room and stuck the VD into my computer.. ready for a decent session..   I fast forward it to get past the introductions....   WTF????????????????   Yep... My man was in it... I did a double take... I "WTF'ed" again... Nah.. it was him.... IN EVERY FCKN movie on there... These are NOT home vieos.. he is a damned porn star in his REAL LIFE...   "Right oh.... This won't work.." Ron Jeremy.. ANYONE.. but NOT a fckn person you have to work with...and give orders to EVERY day :)   HE pissed himself laughing when I returned the dvd next day...and told him my reaction...   Was funny :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I love that story Cavey :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I indulged in all that kinky stuff way back in the eighties. Been there and done that and have no need or desire to return. MrsP. I was on a site and trhe categaory WAS straight sex so that is what I expected to see. Yes I did try amature pron to no avail and No Meeka I do not want the whole story. I just want to watch two heterosexual caucasians fuck. Now I realy did not realise that this would put me in the elite kinky group. Amish Jenny Cruising? For all we know, the Amish may be the biggest kinky fuckers out ther...all those faceless dolls and who know what (if anything) they wear under those long skirts. DLD...sex outside? All for it...bring on the mosquitoes! JayMe...FINALLY someone who gets it! All that kinky stuff I can watch for hours and not get remotely excited. Freya who ever said that straight sex meant missionary? Karma Sutra sweetie! SXYbits...I am a hearn ya!! Lost Focus...thats my girl!!! Just watch the dvd first please as watching anal really does nothing for me. Cavey..how can you tell that storey and not message me with name and contact phone number of the friend? . Thanks for the tips and sites guys....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hey Hun I hope all is well with you:) That was funny he!he! But I'm left Wonering if he was a Porn Star. Why was he on your crew ? He couldn't have been that good at it he!he!.. Be careful what you ask for in this case ;) Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    His name is Jules... a very English Gentleman.   I am told.. that IF the adult movie from that period of time was made in WA, HE was in it..   He didn't get paid very much at all.. he LOVED sex.. and Loved ladies... So, he did it for his hobby.   He was on my crew because he was such a delightful individual, and MAYBE he seduced the Head of our Personell department.     BUT------------ RHP has posted that we are upsetting other by transgressing from the OP topic... SO-------------- Handmaiden... we can ALL help you out here... We will pull out our personal Videos, of us all and out past partners.. (OR our current FWB's and FB's..) and send them all to you.. I am sure, there will be more then one out of them all that would work for you... That secret crush you have on someone here on RHP.... but.. you are not in his or her search criteria.... *grins*   It MIGHT get interesting for you Handmaiden :)   xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I will hereby appoint you cheif co-ordinator of personal sexy vids and pics. When the job is completed please indicate and I will send you my email and or phone number. Those I deem too racy I am more than happy tp pass on to 'friends' who may appreciate them more than I.