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The Merits Of Sex In A Beach Carpark

April 25 2010

Keen to further explore sex in public after our last encounters (see previous posts 'Merits of 69ing On A Beach' and 'Merits of 69ing In A Park'), my date and I found ourselves in a tricky situation the other night. After he bought me dinner (yes, you heard right regular readers- HE paid!), we continued our date by going for a drive and wound up at a quiet carpark overlooking the beach. Hormones took over and suddenly a quiet evening of keeping an eye out for illegal boat people turned into hot, sweaty car sex. Not the discreet kind of car sex either, with a subtle adjustment of clothing to make access for a quickie root. No, no, this was full on, completely naked, long lasting, passionate fucking. Feeling ourselves nearing climax, the intensity increased and things were getting very hot indeed. Right up until a car pulled up alongside us. Now, this carpark could have fit 80 cars in it, but this creepy pervert parked RIGHT NEXT TO US. Well, the exhibitionists in us would have loved to continue (actually who am I kidding? I was paranoid and anxious from the get go! haha shhhh!) except we really needed to open the windows as we had worked up quite a sweat and needed some air. A consensus was reached (ie. he decided) that we would take a short drive to the next, quieter beach carpark. I agreed and grabbed my dress, pulling it over my head while he berated me and called me names and urged me to 'live a little'. I told him "I don't care, put some pants on PLEASE, what if we crash or get pulled over or something?!" He laughed it off, I guess to him I am just a young, naive, scared little girl with no life experience and apparently amazing 'sex hair'. Its a short drive, he tells me. We pull out of the driveway, drive 50 metres around the corner and BAM! BOOZE BUS. We have about 25 seconds before we will reach the start of the line. I am wearing no underwear and just a skimpy dress, he is wearing nothing but a prophylactic and a panicked expression. He pulls on his shirt, places his jeans over his lap and I kick my underwear under the seat and hide the condom wrapper. We'll be fine. "Take a deep breath into here please", said my lungs to my mouth. At least, thats what I think they were screaming at me. Turns out it was the policeman saying it to my lovely date. The reading is fine, we're sweet, homeward and bedward bound! The cop then notices the foggy windows and our sweat covered faces. He frowns and then asks if we're on drugs. "Pull over to the side of the road please". Until now I never assumed my date was a former stunt car driver but I now believe he was. He managed to put on his jeans, drive AND avoid the gaze of the cops as he parked the car. I stuffed my underwear into my handbag and slipped my high heels back on, mentally trying to choreograph how I would be able to manoeuvre myself into the back of a divvy van while wearing heels, a mini skirt and handcuffs, all without flashing my bits to the passing traffic and the fine upholders of the law. We get out of the car, my legs still quivering, the cop comes back and again asks why we're so sweaty. My mouth goes dry and I'm speechless. My charming date saves us. He flashes his trademark sexy smile and says that we were just down at the beach making out and were on our way home. Something in the mind of the cop clicks, he looks upon our dishevelled appearance and my not-so-subtle sex hair, gives us a wry smile, wishes us a good night and sends us on our way. I've never been so scared in my life, and yes, that does include the first moment of that evenings activities, where instead of meeting my date in the location as planned, he instead climbed a tree and decided to jump out at me and make me scream louder than I've ever screamed before. In a life or death situation, I mean... ;) Aside from the now obvious "don't drive down main roads while nude", does anyone else have any experience or suggestions of what to do in a similar situation? Belle

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RHP User

16 years ago

That made me laugh during the Last Post while watching the footy. not cool, apparently. Not sure if I want to try carpark sex now............ ah, who am I kidding? Wish me luck C xx

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16 years ago

Ooooh Lordy!!! Well can't say i EVER had that trouble the many times in Beach Car park though this year did something random in the car for my friend to text me later saying what were you doing at Beach did you go for a walk as drove by and no one was actually in the car.....Little Did she know i was well and truly in the car and all i can say thank god I was never caught when driving home without my panties on but thanks for heads up I now know if I ever through caution to the wind again remember your post. U poor girl you must of been shitting yourself!!!

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16 years ago

Tinqabell sounds like you are more than "living a little" alright!! Not sure what I would do in the same situation but I am pretty sure laughing would have been part of it. I mean you were dressed and he was not. What could have been funnier than that. Lucky you weren't stripped searched. hahaha

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16 years ago

Belle, I loved this post so much. I could actually visualise everything you described. Hubby and I have had similar experiences, but i thank you for sharing yours...yours beat ours hands down. I loved it...and carpark sex is fantastic.... Mrs S xxx

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16 years ago

Well Tinks, This is a no-brainer. Take a long hard look at the night and see if you can work out where it all went pear-shaped... You made him pay for dinner. Think about the other dates where you paid - all of them ended in public sex or faking multiple orgasms... not bad huh! But instead of going with the flow, you took the advice of all the 'women's rights do-gooders' and finally sat there staring at the bill without shuffling for your purse, didn't you? Eventually the poor stunt driver realised things were getting awkward and figured he'd better look for his wallet and paid. Bad move! This angered the gods.. but only a little - it was more of a warning than an outright punishment... but ignore this warning at your own peril. PS - I'm sorry - I can't help but think if I hadn't pulled up right next to you two in the car-park, your night may have ended differently. PPS - Who am I kidding... I've got nothing to apologise for - you're the one who angered the gods. PPPS - Possibly story of the year (although it is only April!)

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16 years ago

Not too long ago a girlfriend & i took of for a great night out, being the nice guy i am i arranged to be picked up in a strecth for the 30 minute drive to a classy little resturant by the beach. No i dont drink & drive & its cheaper than taxi's for 2 years! Dinner was great the atmosphere relaxed & yes i got the chq. My date suggested a dance at an expensive sheik club a few doors dwn where we found ourselves the focous of a beautiful young ladys attention. My lady wandered over with an eye on impure desires {not our first date out hunting as she called it} My little romantic dinner was turning into an erotic evening with little direction from myself. I stood back trying to look as cool as a guy could dressed to the tens vaining interest in the moves of my partner now engaed in ear to ear chit chat with this pettite prey. It was not long before they were dancing in a manner that had every mans attention on the floor, what is it about 2 girls dancing???? We merged together in a dimly lit corner of the club were, our intentions were made oh so clear, being handed my partners panties i smiled understanding the message, being handed her prey's panties was the key for a move out to a more appropiate location, damn no car ? what to do. A beautiful night the beach & a row of native trees by the edge of the car park seemed ummmmm handy, while the iron is hot!. I honestly did not believe we were either too obvious nor were we being to loud, I was wrong, seemed we were. What is it about flashing lights & glorafied public servants with side arms that kills 3 adults & a romantic evening by the beach. As we scrambled to redress under the infernal glow of there high beams, to the woof whistles of an overlooking apartment block they approached {the uniforms} Sex hair ? hell we had naughty written all over ousselves, i had miss buttoned my shirt & wore a sand covered jacket that was the play pen, Shoe's n socks in hand, the girls with smudged lippy & sweat matted hair, & wow talk about the pride of the educated crop when the question was asked "Whats going on" by a young uniformed guy in his twentys? where do they get these guys??? ID mate? hmm the look on his face as i pulled my wallet from my jacket pocket with 2 G-strings attached to the giggles of the girls. The gentleman i am i handed them each one under the torches glow, yes i am a tease but it did answer the blatently obvious question this trained proffesional wanted answered Sex in a carpark gets my umm thumbs up & a whole lot more, as for being rudely interrupted by those public servants to whom my hard earned tax money suports, get a lfe> Caught us interruptess! well guess it happens but when does rational thought over ride that hormonal rush that controls us all, personally i have & i expect to do it again. Yes we got off haha & the limo ride home was another story, seems i know get my bookings as a priorty booking! Wonder why?

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RHP User

16 years ago

What a romantic evening. I loved your story. Of course... all this excitement never happens when you ride a motorbike. :p Although I have heard a friend tell a story many times of how she and he were driving home from a kink nihgt wearing almost nothing at all.... and he had a rip roaring erection while driving along... as you do.... only to turn the corner and be pulled over for breathe test... turns out they forgot to pay the rego... so they had to get out of teh car.. and somewhere near the harbour bridge... had to walk home... bearing wearing a stitch of clothing. This is another reason why leather motorcycle gear is so practical as well as protective. Hugs Stalky

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16 years ago

I'm not generally the kind of person to write on an internet forum, but Belle's story is the greatest thing I have read all year. Good stuff!

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