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The Lara Halloran Equilibrium

October 02 2012

I was a bit sick of the three date rule, so I came up with something more mathematically sound. A point and value system that boils dates down to simple mathematical equations. It was based on this bad date I had once, albeit it was a funny one. I was having fun at her expense, as I have a habit of doing to women I find boring slash intellectually inferior. Everyone starts off with 100 points. The things you like are assigned positive plus value from 1-5, the things you don’t like about them are assigned negative minus values from 1-5. On the first date, you weigh up the negatives. For me, smoking was a minus 5. Her evasiveness was a minus five. Her hostility was a minus five and the fact that she was uptight was also a minus five. Everyone starts with 100 points. If the score drops below 80 on the first date, there’s no second. Needless to say, I found her somewhat bratty, immature and not even worth a facial. Second date, assuming there is one on 80 points or higher, you add points for the things you like. For me, plus fives are red hair, intelligence, good grooming and maybe submissiveness. If the score can stabilize at 100 points by the end of the second date… then there will be a third. If by the third date, you’re date has scored around the 130 mark… it’s a pretty solid pairing. I’m not a huge fan of giving women the benefit of the doubt. That is to assume they even know what they want to begin with. Getting a bit sick of the “I’ll know when I find it” approach myself. The third date is just to take one final gauge of their good and bad points. Personally I’ve very little patience for those who are intellectually inferior, tardy and probably worst of all… poor. Of course none of these things should have any effect on their sexual availability. In fact, it should drive them into it more vigorously and more often. Some even for pay. I don’t for one second buy the women as victim excuse. Much like the myth of male power, considering as how we are the disposable sex with no real options, let alone rights. It really gets my goat, these women on their high horses who scream entitlement and then wonder why men don’t respect them. These women that confuse biological function with social role. One being primary and one being secondary. Meanwhile, white men aged 18-35 are disposable as any given condom. Their lives, valueless. Dying in some god awful war is the best they can hope for. The #1 cause of death for males aged 18-35, is suicide. They bump themselves off in droves, due to social pressure to “perform”, mostly due to women who expect too much and give too little. I’m all for an egalitarian society that distinguishes biology from sociology, although I can say with safety that feminism is no more the answer than was Nazism. Same difference. Not that women are by any means moral or noble creatures. What a laughable notion. I sincerely hope I’m wrong about this, although I’m still waiting on empirical evidence to the contrary. Meanwhile, I’m considering my options, and I have to say, under the circumstances, the 27 Club is looking pretty sexy. What could women possibly have against sapiosexual satyriomaniacal men?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    100-0...I am probably a minus 20...I do very badly at IQ tests too....silly,silly me

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  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    13 years ago

    "It was based on this bad date I had once, albeit it was a funny one. I was having fun at her expense, as I have a habit of doing to women I find boring slash intellectually inferior. " Women, men underneath the hormones and genitalia are people. Just as capable as being stuck up, anally retentive or vulnerable as each other.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You must be mellowing, there was no mention of shotguns or assorted killings.Hope you didn't use her real name.Wouldn't it be simpler to just say, I don't like you.Though I guess that wouldn't have been such an interestingread.You had me scared when you mentioned Egalatarian though.Cheers Felonious

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lets review.   To Freya, no comment.   To the half of paradise pair that responded, assuming it was the female half of the pair... thank you... for proving my point for me by missing it completely. You are in a relationship, ergo you are disqualified. Further, you are female. While technically you are correct in saying men and women are people, regardless of hormones and sexual organs... that shit doesn't fly in court I'm sorry. Really, I am sorry. Sorry women have more rights than men. Hell, you're preaching to the choir. Although you fail to note one key prejudice. The reason I disagree with your statement is that you fail to take into account that my sexual preference is 100% women, therefore... men don't even qualify on that scale. Its as if you were ignorantly trying to make me sound like a homosexual sodomite. I wouldn't rank men that way because I'm not attracted to them, and further... why would I want to help my competition? If we're looking at RHP as a popularity contest, and lets face it... it is... and if women have all the buying power here... which they do... your argument stinks and its bound with many a logical fallacy. Technically you are my competition, ergo you are greedy and you again miss my point. As a single male, not only do I have to compete against other single males, I also have to compete against bi girls as well as couples... although I can understand your complete lack of empathy with my burden, and I say agai... thank you for missing the point completely, thank you for being ignorant of the problem, and thank yo for showing yourself for the hypocrite you are. Typical. I put it to you that you are stuck up and anally retentive. You haven't exactly provided any evidence to counter my theory, and by your actions you have in fact supported it. I believe that's check and mate sweetheart.   As for you felonious, well... see... the thing is... I have realized guns are so impersonal. Bladed weapons are so much more intimate. I have displaced mention of assorted killings as I find slow, psychological torture of my victims to be so much more fun. Guantanom Bay style waterboarding works a treat. You have the Saw movies to thank for that. You know me, there's no fun in it for me to give them the satisfaction of telling someone how I feel... no. I have to show them. You don't tell, you show. It impacts their lives much more significantly. Besides, if they reject me... then I have a right to call them a bitch and cocktease. I can't help it if they bore me shitless. That's not my fault. Typical female entitlement mentality bullshit, and I for one don't really see tthe point in playing nice anymore. I mean why bother... women say they want honesty... well, do they, punk?   People are people so why should it be... we treat each other so awfully?   And by the way... she slept with 97 guys. I just assumed she was good for it. I was only trying to help her break the 100 mark before her 18th. Just trying to help out a friend. And thats the thanks I get.   Honestly though... do I strike you as the kind of vindictive prick who would use a poor, innocent girl's real name? Really?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Tested my mental juices, made me laugh, loved it :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    More laughing and shagging..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I thought the 27 Club was only for famous folk .

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  • Tart_Du_Jour

    Tart_Du_Jour

    13 years ago

    I'd give me one. I assume that was what this topic was about right?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I have my own list regards men, if I had to give/subtract points I guess you would come at minus 20 Lol!

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  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    13 years ago

    ...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Over thinking a simple exercise.K.I.S.S.first date tick or cross2nd date fun or cross Jeeeeesus !

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Seriously? My poor little head couldn't cope with all that adding and subtracting ;) I'd just be assessing if there was going to be any number close to 70...on the first date ;) Minxy x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    The only thing I can get out of all your writing is anger, Nick. Why are you so angry? Anger at women....so now where are the physiologists to analyse this young man? Yes you are right more young men then women take their own lives, it is very sad. And as you say women have more rights then men in court at the moment. But be honest to…it wasn’t like this, for many, many ages. Women had to fight pretty hard to tip the scale over. It is done now in an uneven way, I admit this. There are many hurt men out there. But I ask……why are men not fighting the system? Why are men not getting together to change it? Because the bottom line is, what I can see, men are lousy in fighting a verbal fight. Women only changed the system by getting together and standing together and fighting against the system, which treated them for a long, long time like shit. So you are out to hurt women?…so my conclusion is, you had someone deeply, deeply hurt you and now you getting back at all of the women crossing your path. Shit this will be a lonely way you are on. Yes maybe you win some, and have your satisfaction for a while but I can tell you, you will lose much more on the way. But don’t believe me I am only 55 and you are in your twenties, Young people have a total different way of seeing the world. I hope you make it without digging your own grave so to speak. It’s a lone dark road to not forgive for what someone did to you. Litonya

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Angry ant - minus 100 in any sane woman's opinion.

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  • DropItPuunk

    DropItPuunk

    13 years ago

    Honesty? Well, so they say. Thanks for asking.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Guess you will be having women beat your door down after your bucket list? NOT.   Arrogant, self-centred, egotistical, lack respect of others, lack consideration and empathy, blah, blah, blah ...   With your attitude it is a wonder you get lucky at all.

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  • WHY_NOT_LOOK

    WHY_NOT_LOOK

    13 years ago

    Im not going to coment ... only to say maybe hes writing a book with all those words he spits out.... but at the end of his profile it states you just have to be a good fuck.... so i think i got the part....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Always an interesting read Nick, and welcome back by the way. Haven't seen your posts for a while. Unfortunately I have to agree you are mellowing a bit :). Except for the part about edged weapons! About the disparity of rights though? In many ways in the society we have today you are perhaps correct. It is a little like a D/s relationship in a way, illusion. I would probably agree with you about the Court System except for one thing. Although I have just finished a horrific experience with the Family Law Court system, I know an awful lot of women whose experiences are just as horrific. A good read though, you made me smile :) by the way, have a look at the suicide figures for much much older men and I think you might get a shock, they are even worse in some respects and very sibyl because they have lost their partner through illness or injury.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    sapiosexual satyriomaniacal men? Wow I had to look this words up in the dictionary have never heard of them. I need also to check them in German maybe it makes more sence to me. All I can say again is: It will be hard to find your match Nick. When there are only 30/40% of women in this category and have to be a visual 10 also . Shit you will have a nearly impossible task ahead of you. Honest I dont admire you. To be driven by so much "must be's and have's" poor soul, you are.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Mees just loving sitting back and reading all of this. Hows my chapter coming along :P

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Most of your target demographic would balk at a post of that length. To hook the snapper, you need a shorter line.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    How was your holiday, Jamie?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Too long winded mate, it would put anyone off

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