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The House of Jose is closing for spring cleaning...

February 25 2010

Yep, you got it right...the house of JOSE is closing for spring cleaning...time to clean out those cupboards, iron the cobwebs, wash the water, and dust the plates...However, do not fear...or maybe you should because....THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN....riding into town on the edge of dusk...the fiery, red sun at his back...a strange man astride his trusty white stallion...when out of the shadows leaps a naked man...onto the horse he jumps and knocks the lone ranger off...wrestles him to the ground and stamps on his balls....and grinds them into the dust...BEHOLD!!!...it's the new sheriff...Hat..............checkSpurs...........checkNew badge....still in photoshopHorse...........checkAttitude........checkGuns............checkWhip............checkSick of the whinging, moaning, boring forums...it's time to liven them up...Sick of having pathetic profiles thrust in my face as i browse the forums...No more!!!If i want to read your profile, I will, but do not put it in the forum where i have to read it...No more good guys, nice guys, whinging, moaning, lily-livered yellow-bellied wimps and wusses....CRACK!!CRACK!!!....Hear my whip...Cos i am coming...Gun in left holster is loaded...Gun in right holster is loaded...Gun in middle holster is LOADED!!!Right, I'm off to prowl the forums...looking out for goody two-shoes and whinging wusses...time to set them straight...Soon I will be recruiting deputies...must have tits or balls, but not both!!!...well, tits and balls are ok, as long there is no dick attached.And the work will be dangerous, so no wimps wanted, as we will need the occasional puss...err...possie to hunt down the nasties...You have been warned...

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Go get em cowboy. Bout time we had ourselves a new fandangled sheriff!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i'm kicking over tables as we speak...BANG!...*brings gun up to mouth and blows the curling trail of smoke away*...just got another fukka as he sprinted for the door...BRING IT ON!!!!!!theSHERIFF

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You're one crazy fukr Jose :p but why discriminate against chicks with dicks? Bring it on I say!   I can't wait to see if the Milky Bar kid shows up... hell, why not bring on all the Village People!   hehe Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    and for fucks sake....i ain't gunna sing for ya...but i might just make you sing!!!if the village people or the milky bar kid show up...straight into the cell they go...i'm a'chokin and i'm a smokin'bring it on!!!theSHERIFF

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Where do we sign up....hahahso that means no strapons....lol..oxoxomummawhip in hand....he-he

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh dear Jose....   Oh dear   Oh dear   Oh dear   There is no more I can say !   xx Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Stalky,  I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of the Village People lol.  How much gayer can it get?Sherriff huh hoseman?  I think its a little sad you based your new persona on the American 'legend'.  If you look past all the bullshit, you'll find that our bushrangers were a much tougher (and deadlier) lot.  And you forgot the chaps in your checklist... a bum like yours is emphasised by chaps.  Pfffttt to your sherriff.Viking

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh dear from me too..     sweetpetite41

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    All i am getting is visions of Blazing Saddles...Heheheheh Cheers Nev.....and pass the baked beans!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl ( aka captain midnight)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    bushrangers had big bushy feral beards....well...the ones that i studied did anyway...and i'm in a different mode for a while...the real me is still here...just hiding away sister...and i'll be back when i'm all good again...but for now...i'm a gunnin'...so let's just see...if there's any good shootin' around...theSHERIFF...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    are you fully loaded or just shootin blanks?...hehe

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    hahahaha lippy!!!         PMSL   PMSL   PMSL     sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    These are crazy times indeed!! lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i'm considering deputizing ya...you and earl...oh yeah...and i'm fully loaded baby...i'm just waitin' to begin the smokin'...theSHERIFF

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Gladly be your deputeeee but you know....they shot the sheriff.... 'Blows off my smokiiiin gun'....(in a manner of speaking..lol)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    *claps hands and runs around excitedly*  Is there going to be a clearance sale with ya spring clean?  How much for the lollies in ya piccies teehee?  Give ya a buck coz me thinkies some have been prelicked.    xx Miss Honey xx  <

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    that's why i want you protecting my backside...errr...so to speak...i was originally gunna ask stalky or ridge or the doc...but i dunno....don't feel so comfortable having one of those guys there...so...the big question is...are ya up ta the task of looking after my backside or not????...theSHERIFf   *puts lippy's gun back in his holster*

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ah there are still some people that can bring smiles to dials around here, go get em

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    two questions though.1; did someone poison the water hole, and2; is there a snake in your boot.onya woody, ahahahahahahahaPs the deputy got shot too just the accussed claimed they didn't do it.been listening to eric doing bob.that just sounds wrong.deputy Earl. hopefully one of many.thought my days of cannon fodder were over, bugger.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2' two questions though.1; did someone poison the water hole, and2; is there a snake in your boot.onya woody, ahahahahahahahaPs the deputy got shot too just the accussed claimed they didn't do it.been listening to eric doing bob.that just sounds wrong.deputy Earl. hopefully one of many.thought my days of cannon fodder were over, bugger. yep, some buggas been playing with the waterhole...drained the fucka dry...and no snake in me boot...sheesh...it ain't that long...theSHERIFF...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Woody... Now that's a great nickname for a cowboy on a sex site. :p  Good one Earl.   HUgs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    deputy Earl (aka captain midnight)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wasn't there a guy ummmmm gaspaocho did the same thing?????

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Not sure about being your third choice pardner but.. Got ya covered Jose'....Just don't go tellin me to get off like last time ok?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    this deputy's gettin off on your new happy snapahahahahaahahahahaahhhaaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I would like to put my hand up to be your tracker sheriff..I can sniff out any redskins , rattle snakes and Milky bars for ya..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting '4nicake' Wasn't there a guy ummmmm gaspaocho did the same thing????? *scratches head*...oh what the heck...*scratches balls too*...hitches up pants...checks holsters...now...me don't know about any other sheriffs round here...but if ya wanna duel...hell boy...bring it on...*spits wh**ey's balls out on the ground*...theSHERIFF..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    No. Hehe. hugs Gazpacho

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Good for nothing but a laugh... hope you got one. Cheers, Peachy 🍑