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The Gabba on Valentine's Day

February 08 2010

Hi everyone :)   I've kinda sorta started a little bit maybe almost seeing a young lady (very hard for me to spit that out.. lol). She's a tops little thing and she’s very very cute. I think she thinks I'm her boyfriend which is maybe just a tiny bit premature given my track record... haha. Not that I'm an arsehole or anything, and I most definitely don’t have tickets on myself... I'm just a person who likes his space and doesn't like to get too serious too quickly...   But... I do like this girl... she's really cool.  She’s not off RHP which is good... so she won’t be reading this.   The dilemma... She's all excited that Valentine's Day is coming up - she's already bought my present and she reckons she's got another big surprise for me. I'm guessing it's a picnic somewhere from the clues she's given me. She's running around telling her friends and just making a huge deal of it. I should be flattered and excited that this girl is so keen. So what am I so worried about??   Well... lol... Australia are playing the West Indies at the Gabba on Sunday Feb 14th (apparently that's Valentine's Day). I have my ticket, and I'm going with about 15 of my mates. I can't miss it!! I won't miss it!! I'm not going to my mates and telling them that I can't come to the cricket coz it's Valentine's Day... haha. Who does she think she's dealing with?? :P   Could this perhaps be why I’m 32 and still single?? Hahaha... Or is this just another classic case of a female trying to organise a guy's calendar for him and suffocate his social life? To be fair, she hasn't actually asked me whether I have plans on that day... She's just committed that horrible sin of “assumption".   Who is in the wrong? Me or her?

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Your cutting it fine ther on the time line Ridge!  DERRRRRR.....:)   Be honest..Tell her you have already bought the tickets..Go out to dinner with her on the 13th?  Now don't think this as an unluky number..lol..   And maybe have a lil picnic lunch with her on her lunch break the next day?.   If I was in her shoes I would be happy to accept that..   Hope it goes well babe..   Does this mean you not coming to WA and helping me out with what we talked about?  LOL..   Lots of big hugs   sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ridge I think it very wise and poignant of you to raise this rhetorical question for all the young bucks out there, who may be about to make the biggest mistake of their short lives;   Young men, a poor decision this year visa vis Vallentines Day will affect your man brand for years to come, if not forever! C'mon....do what you know is right in your guts......                   I DON'T LIKE CRICKET! ....OH NO..... I LOVE IT....OH YEAH!!!   It's the GABBA baby!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh man - I haven't laughed this hard in a long time....  What a conundrum.   No matter what anyone here says - you're going to be in the wrong...  I'm sure there's a thread here somewhere explaining why. Sweetpetite's right - that's a half-decent salvage.  A  nice dinner on the 13th, but don't stay out too late - you don't want to miss the start of the cricket the next day!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh jeeze mate-Um YES that is why you are still single at 32 heheMate, either way you are going to win big and also lose big. BUT- There is a way to win big and win big!You have to buy her a ticket as well. Then you break the surprise that you really want her to come watch the cricket AAAAALLLLLLLLL DAY!She will politely decline, you can fein hurt, and he will shag you silly at night to make up for "Spoiling" you day!See, win win situation!Shoulda been a bloody Therapist i say!No no don't thank me, just enjoy

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    It's the right thing to do. Side benefit you can't lose. Nor can the Aussies.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Does your cute lil friend know that you see her as being someone you 'kinda, sorta, maybe, perhaps, might' be seeing?   I bet if she knew, she may not have rushed out so fast to buy you a gift or gushed so happily to her friends.    Anyways, neither of you are in the wrong.    This is just another example of men and women not communicatiing openly with one another.     At the first mention of V day, you should have brought up the cricket. When are you planning on telling her?   Forget buying her a rose. Get a carton of tissues.  Sounds like she is going to need them.     Joanna

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lmao Ridge @ you saying kinda sorta started a little bit maybe almost seeing a young lady   The reason she is organising everything without "sorta" consulting you is because women pull closer the more men move away.  Unfortunately, it takes many mistakes before men and women to work this whole dynamic out.   Go to the cricket - it's what you want to do and you had this planned well before she and you kinda sorta maybe got it together :p   Offer her the suggestion of the "surprise" picnic on Saturday, or what Jean and roughfukr suggested....dinner or the cricket.  She'll probably get the sulks...can't help disappointment.  And if she senses for even a nanosecond that you would cancel your cricket....well, you'll just have to struggle with that one.  My guess is she'll go for the picnic or dinner...all romantic like!  Get jiggy with her...especially at  midnight...and then you can look over to the clock and say "well how about that...it's Valentines Day!"...hehe   Score Ridgeee!!!   Good luck my friend...I hope you're kinda sorta still seeing her next week!   Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I've been married 24 years Ridge and I'd go to the cricket. It's just like the Trumpy. I wouldn't own one if I tried to get permission.... It's just easier to seek forgiveness. Make Valentines Day on Saturday.... it's all good. Tell her the good news tomorrow. By the way, I had to buy her a fireplace because I bought a Trumpy. It was win win.... she stands there in front of the fire with her pretty lil skirt raised. Perfect. The cricket is gonna cost you, so you may as well ensure it's worth it. Hugs Bro, Stalky. Oh yeah.... Congrats!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Told her about the cricket... She's cool with it :) What a little legend!!!   Thanks for the advice guys... Can always count on the forums for good words of wisdom.   Cheeers :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The cricket has got to over rule the V day picnic !   Seriously... you can have a picnic any day.  Why not sleep with her on Saturday night and give her a Valentines Day back rub or coat her in chocolate sauce then lick it off.  Once she's got that satisfied glow on her face give her a sweet kiss on the lips tell her that you are "kinda sorta maybe falling in love with her" then RUN !!!   She will be sooo shocked and soooo happy that it will buy you 8 hours of fun with your mates !   Good luck Ridge   xxx Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If it was a 20/20 game at the MCG, I would understand. The way this series is going, Australia will be already 3 up & the game is a dead rubber, that is, every game of ODI is currently a dead rubber.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi, if u like i will go to the cricket with your mates. Will keep u updated with the score. P.S. Not all girls plan picnics for Valentines day or guys calendars. I couldn't think of a better day than watching Aus vs Windies.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hmmm.. Cricket or girl??? .. What a toss up, you just might have to flip a coin..   Surely you've only posted this as a joke or desperate attempt for a lil attention??   And yeah it just might be why your still single... Geeeeezzzzzz   Pixie xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Ridge_Forester' Told her about the cricket... She's cool with it :) What a little legend!!!   Thanks for the advice guys... Can always count on the forums for good words of wisdom.   Cheeers :) When are you going to tell her about the road trip?  Don't you dare start thinking that 4 isn't a crowd.!!  PS - Onya Ridge...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You know I think the Aussie cricket team have a lot to answer for, how rude! the West Indies wouldn't know its Valentines day! No?? What are the lovely wives and girlfriends of our boy's going to do while they belt the bat all day? Love your post.....so honest......xx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'sweetpetite41'   Does this mean you not coming to WA and helping me out with what we talked about?  LOL..   Lots of big hugs   sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNo it does not. I'm still coming... You're still in big trouble Sweeteee

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'I've been married 24 years Ridge and I'd go to the cricket. That's why you're part of our triple... Your priorities are spot on Brother ;)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' When are you going to tell her about the road trip?  Don't you dare start thinking that 4 isn't a crowd.!!  PS - Onya Ridge... I've got the road trip covered too Jeano. She's fully aware of the importance of the role us three stallions perform in keeping the ladies of our nation sexually content... She's very proud.   Is the van ready yet? I know we were getting the suspension redone...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lolz Jean...Don't be silly, she's not coming. hehe.. you're such a tease sometimes. :p   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'PixieOnPills' Hmmm.. Cricket or girl??? .. What a toss up, you just might have to flip a coin..   Surely you've only posted this as a joke or desperate attempt for a lil attention??   And yeah it just might be why your still single... Geeeeezzzzzz   Pixie xxx Take it easy Love! Crikey. You'll upset poor little Ridge :( I'll have to change my name to RidgeOnPills!   So would you demand that your man cancel his plans of going to the cricket (plans made before you even met him)?? GEEEEEZZZZ... A little case of the "Princesses" perhaps. Lucky my girl is a little bit more reasonable hey...   And yes I'm looking for attention... I'm such a little bitch like that.... lol.   Love Ridge x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lolz man, how can you argue with that delightful woman! I mean, take another look.. Woohoo. I'd do anything she asked of me... anything without argument.. hehe.. absolutely  everything... so call me a puppy on a leash.. I dont care.. I mean take another look at that patent leather bum!  mmmmm.     Hugs Stalky     (lmfao @ridge_on_ pills)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' lolz man, how can you argue with that delightful woman! I mean, take another look.. Woohoo. I'd do anything she asked of me... anything without argument.. hehe.. absolutely  everything... so call me a puppy on a leash.. I dont care.. I mean take another look at that patent leather bum!  mmmmm.     Hugs Stalky     (lmfao @ridge_on_ pills)  Mate I know! How sexy is she! She's one of my little favs on here. I reckon I might even ask her to come to the cricket with me next time I'm in WA...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Nope can't have that dear.....you got to be focused remember..     big hugs!   sweetpetite41<<<< dials **********.....pmsl pmsl..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ridge..   I surely hope I'm no princess, crap I think I'd have a hard time scrubbin my tats away... And what princesses castle's surrounded with starvin marvins.. Oh crap would that mean I'd have to go blond and learn not to run from mirrors??.. Shit that's a hard call..                                         Ridge, stalky/gazza n sweet...                        Thanks for cheering up an otherwise boring day.                                                                 Ps... I h8te cricket n footy.... Makes me sleepy.. soz lol..           Pixie xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    hehe one minute you were kinda sorta maybe seeing her, next thing you are defending her as 'your girl'.  sounds like you like her alot.  it also sounds a bit like you mighta underestimated her ability to be cool in certain situations.  such a nice surprise when it happens hey.   cheers, T.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'PixieOnPills' Ridge..   I surely hope I'm no princess, crap I think I'd have a hard time scrubbin my tats away... And what princesses castle's surrounded with starvin marvins.. Oh crap would that mean I'd have to go blond and learn not to run from mirrors??.. Shit that's a hard call..                                         Ridge, stalky/gazza n sweet...                        Thanks for cheering up an otherwise boring day.                                                                 Ps... I h8te cricket n footy.... Makes me sleepy.. soz lol..           Pixie xxx     Don't you dare scrub your tatts off! I love em... Very very sexy!   Damn it!! Another WA girl in my top 10!!! Grrrr... Come on Qld girls... What ya got?? huh?   So if you don't like the cricket, where you gonna take me when the van rolls through Beechboro??

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Pixie...I for one and very happy to know I have put a smile on your face..Hope you had lots of giggles too!     Ridge.....Is Beechboro first or Bum bury?   sweetpetite41<<

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lol Sweet. There are three of us, we can tag team.... plus we're versatile.... especially Jean. Just sling that whopping big strap on over your petite lil shoulder and wait near the front gate for the van to pull in. As for which place first, where did we come from, where will we go..... what happens in the van, stays in the van! We're very discrete sweet. Your dirty little secrets are safe with us! hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Not sure where we'll stop first. We have quite a few customers in WA. Maybe a 3 round honey wrestling bout to decide the winner.   Sweetpetite V Pixie... I reckon we could sell-out the WACA for that one...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'speedntrixie' hehe one minute you were kinda sorta maybe seeing her, next thing you are defending her as 'your girl'.  sounds like you like her alot.  it also sounds a bit like you mighta underestimated her ability to be cool in certain situations.  such a nice surprise when it happens hey.   cheers, T. I concur....  "Ridge and that girl from Qld who's kinda seeing him but is kinda his girl.. sitting in a tree .   k i s s i n g"

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Ridge_Forester' Not sure where we'll stop first. We have quite a few customers in WA. Maybe a 3 round honey wrestling bout to decide the winner.   Sweetpetite V Pixie... I reckon we could sell-out the WACA for that one... Baileys could be a lil more fun, We'd still get all our bits sticky and get tipsy at the same time... Oh here's one for ya, you n gazza chocolate sauce wrestling, wearing nothing but a mankini.. hehe    Oh dear.. Now that's a picture an a half!!   Oh and Ridge.. I'm not a full on lezbo.... I just tend to play with my gf's when the guys pass out...Ooops   Pixie xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'PixieOnPills' Baileys could be a lil more fun, We'd still get all our bits sticky and get tipsy at the same time... Oh here's one for ya, you n gazza chocolate sauce wrestling, wearing nothing but a mankini.. hehe    Oh dear.. Now that's a picture an a half!!   Oh and Ridge.. I'm not a full on lezbo.... I just tend to play with my gf's when the guys pass out...Ooops   Pixie xxx That sounds like a Physical Challenge... I'm marking that date in my calendar.   But I reckon we should do a tag team type thing. Me and Stalky versus you and Sweetee? What you reckon? We both have mankinis so we're sorted - Stalky's actually wearing his right now.   But wrestle or no wrestle, I think I really just wanna get you all sticky and tipsy... haha.   And Bailey's... Oh my God... You've just struck another one of my weaknesses. I think I'm gonna like you Pixie :P   PS. As long as you're in the same room as me, I will most definitely not be passing out, so you can give your gf's the night off ;)