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The Cougar is Coming !

January 30 2010

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Last night I watched the first episode of Cougar Town.  My friend thought I'd relate to it and find it funny.  Mmmm.. I'm wondering what he actually thinks about me ???   For those of you who haven't heard the hype around this show, Courtney Cox is a horny 40-ish woman looking to snag a young play mate.   OMG...is that how I'm regarded ? I'm in fear that as soon as the show starts I'm going to get alot of weird looks from the young guys at the gym who will start to think I want them !   I am a woman who is very happy to play with men who can play on the same level as I can and who don't need milk and cookies after sex to replenish their energy !   Maybe I should just shut up and test the young-guns out for myself ? Hell...if thats what the guys are going to start thinking perhaps I should just conform to their expectations ?   Has anyone else downloaded and watched the show ? Any thoughts ?   xx Saturn

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Which gym? Hehe hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    To Desperate Housewifes.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    When I first heard about it I was hoping it was a raunchy type show like californication where Courtney Cox get's her gear off on a regular occasion.   Just a comedy though, damn lol.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Watched the first few episodes before christmas... is fark'n funny.   Courtney Cox... what a babe! (sorry, blood has drained from the brain for a few mins. . . man-bear-pig has taken over. . .)   Am back now... if only life were like that.   My favourite bit from the first ep: "I feel like I can see colours again... We had sex three times without you needing a nap or pills or anything... how fun is that."

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey it works for Demi and Ashton, Madonna and Jesus, I often get approached by younger, sometimes much younger men, who love being stalked by cougers!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The guy across the road with the footsie pyjamas... what a douche.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    But i get messages from young whipper snappers all the time wanting an "older woman" !!!   Nothing turns me on less than a younger man.. a cougar I am not. The young men seem rather astounded when i turn them down, they think they are pretty good looking obviously!   So its not something I think is fun, the the show does very little for me. Give me an older man with brains and life experience any day!   That said, each to their own!   lovebittenxoxoxo

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi Trish,   I'm all for a some fmf with you and a young-gun ! Wonder if we will have any offers ???   Could all potential applicants please direct their inquires to Customer69. I'll leave it up to her to select the most suitable applicant. I'm a little busy at the moment with my own "whipper snapper" sssshhhhh.... don't tell anyone. But... I like the idea of test driving in a fmf scenario.   I guess I could share mine with you....on second thoughts... sorry, he's all mine ! I'm greedy.   Actually... maybe we should leave it up to Stalky to choose ??? He could be the director !  That idea sounds even more fun.  If the young-guns get out of hand we can threaten them with some Stalkiness !!   By the way... applicants need to be at least 27 years old.  There's only so low I can go !    Hugs, Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Hi Trish,   I'm all for a some fmf with you and a young-gun ! Wonder if we will have any offers ??? Mmm... Don't Tease.Trish and Miss Saturn in the same room together...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I loathe gyms. Eye candy galore... however I never know where to look. Damn it. To stare and picture her naked, beside a bed of brocoli with a drizzle of cheese pepper sauce, is a little too much... yet to remain seemingly oblivious casts one in the sea of arrogance.. and the foxy lady boat shall set sail for more attentive waters. Perhaps I'll write a book on gym etiquette. Bring on Cougar town. For those interesed, I actually own a '69 Cougar. Would be just giggles if I landed myself a breathing '69 Cougar to come ride with us.

  • XtremGuy

    XtremGuy

    16 years ago

    I have seen the whole of season one and find it very funny but i dont believe it relates to all older women..just some ;-)Owwwww I can just imagine the fmf scenario  mmmmmm :-D  Choose me ... Choose me !!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Now i think that would definitely blow whatever i have left of my brain...especially after i have had my mum freaking playing wif it for the last two days...me finks i need an icy cold shower...cheersjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'customer69'I think I will enjoy watching this series too. I hope it is as funny as the promos...Should we take some of these whipper snappers out for a test run and spoil their fantasy, of being with an older woman? I don't think I can undress in front of any one so young, I would start giggling and have to hide behind a door...my mummy body may not appeal.Nah, my sons are almost 16,  so I will send the young fellas off to play with the fine young fillies around these here parts...bye fellas, go have funTrish OK it sounds like a date Trish.  You pack the cat and french maid outfit, I'll pack the Easy off Bam, Nutella and rubber gloves.  Miss S is making cocktails to help take the edge off cleaning and I need a fantasy ruined before I hit the big 3 - 5.  (I'll assume after 35 I'm well past cougar bait).   The Datsun can wait.   Stalky...   oh wingman... I need a good word put in....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I am a younger man who has enjoyed the delights of women who have seen more moons than I have, and all is not as Hollywood or Playboy or Sex and the City or in fact any other industry with a vested interest would have us believe.Depictions of sexual relations in most media are quite dry, sex is not a clean affair. It is, if conducted with great passion and enthusiastic energy, a sweaty, wet and messy experience. The picture painted is of the ilk of such idealised realities as the "white picket fence" variety which dominates modern advertisement, something wholy fabricated to sell a lie we do not need and can never truly achieve. Pictures of men and women dressed in skimpy Calvin Klein and Victoria's Secret apparel, selling us a body image that for the most part is non-realistic to the average person. I'm not saying that you shouldn't take care of yourself and stay fit, but rippling abs and toned, tight glutes of the kind on show are merely a parade of advertisement...sex still sells.I personally don't find myself sold on the "corporate myth" that has been built up over the past century, a trim toned body is sexy yes, but it isn't the core of sexual attraction. Sexual attraction is governed more by attitude and style than by any appeal to body fat ratios. Being sexy is a state of mind, not of body.As for women chasing younger men...their is a lot behind it, the social taboo - the fruit is sweeter if it is forbidden, the promise of stamina that comes with youth (and ladies, you might not get the experience of an older man but training is an option, if he won't learn, possibly get a new one) and of course, the virility of youth - even though modern solutions have all but negated the risks of pregnancy it still is a part of our natural sexual drive to secure good genes and pass on our own (you think sex is fun for no reason? It is a merely a lure for the continuation of the species!).I do have one last note for the ladies, maturity does not come with age...maturity comes with experience, and while experience may have a correlation with years accumulated it is not necessarily a must. A person can have a colourful life in a short while as much as one devoid of interest over a longer span of time. This is something I have noted all my life, there is a socially ingrained "repect your elders" mentality that retards us from giving credit to those who deserve it and give credit to many who do not. This is something that is beginning to fade amongst much of the youth of today, being replaced with a "you only live once" mentality. I wonder how they'll be when they're older? Do you think they'll forgo a dalliance with a younger lover for what seems to be a dying social expectation? I think not...but maybe I'm young, maybe their is a naivety inherent that I am unaware of...KurtzPS - Saturn and Trish, your offer is a rare one, choose well...any young man that has you both best be deserving!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    But I want the milk and cookies...