The A - Z of batching....

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  and we can be lonely together or ivite the tranny over for a laugh.it all good man. bro's before ..............................ahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaEarl

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Hey big fella.... Good to see you... Cheers. Dog.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Poor BadBadDog nothing worse than batching if you arent used to it. So for fun heres what I might do in your situation....... Visit a catholic cathedral for the first time in ages and see if what family says is true – will it fall down when I walk through the front doors? Book airline tickets and fly to Fremantle – cant have the boys getting lonely Actually do some work for a change and NOT think about the naughty things I would rather be doing Invest in even more shoes, corsets Take naughty pics of myself and send them out to unsuspecting people Increase my chocolate consumption Dream about Earl and what he is doing I haven’t stalked anyone in a while – could this be the time? Hmmm we do have a new employee that doesn’t know me well yet Kidnap the neighbours garden gnome, take pics of it and insert into pics from famous events or O.S. destinations, then use them as ransom notes Start annoying the local MP’s (local, state and federal) with tedious and boring complaints Finish that book that I have been trying to read for years – if anyone has read Sophies Choice can they tell me if I should persist? Increase masturbation levels to……nope don’t know if that possible Girls night out that includes a treasure hunt Invest in even more shoes, corsets, Become on first name basis with the attendants at the local adult shop (they have a new employee too) – and they are having a sale!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm maybe I should start using the gym in my apartment complex – just noticed some very nice looking bodies head in that direction Become addicted to the RHP forums Do the ironing naked – as every women does it gets too hot otherwise Indulge in my creative side – do heaps of cooking (please that’s about as creative as I get) then invite various men I know over to sample my wares Mess around with my boss and convince them I am arranging a transfer to……. Start a used panties business – seems to be a call for them out there Rearrange all the cd’s & dvd’s into genre, then subcatergorise by director/artist, then alphabetical by title Dance around naked, singing really tragic 80’s music at the top of my voice Create files on all of my neighbours about their comings and goings (have just moved into this complex they wont know) - this will mean a trip to officeworks need more manilla folders Transform spare bedroom into dungeon Install revolving front door Now figure what I have done, what I will do, what I am doing..... Kisses Focus

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  Almost_Ready

  16 years ago

  You know, the one she left.. Mow lawns Weed the garden Clean up the shed Clean the gutters Paint the eaves Wash the car Wash the Dog Etc, etc, etc... You cant tell me that she has gone off & left you without a list, thats unheard of!!! Try sitting on the front lawn & licking ya Balls.. Cheers Oldog

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  I would recomend a balance in your life. I can appreciate your dilemma. Free time is hard to come by and needs to be spent wisely. Def stay up and watch too much soccer! That opportunity as we know doesn't come around that often. Hit the gym. Great place to get some solace and quality time with like minded people with good intensions. Now that you have been good have some take away. Not every day though. It wont be special if you do it all the time. Maybe one or two sleep ins. Get out of routine and it's a bastard to try and pull back. A balanced sex life is good too. Some intimate times spent with yourself and maye dinner and a threesome with a great couple you know. Closer to the end of the week do that internet shopping for her and yourself. By then you will be recharged and missing her like hell. Oh and wont it be exciting hearing about how she spent her free pass? LOL!!!!! Miss K

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  but i think you made a mistake there baddog R) have roxxy over for a dirty, wild weekend... roxxy

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  ....but I have picked up flu and been in bed for the last cpl days...bleh Xx

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