The 10 Qualities of a Perfect Wife:

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  In short:- T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y. LMAO Just trying to make you all smile... Love it! Best way to start the day, T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y. and shared laughter... Hugs Shell & Mike

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I came in here almost cringing at the thought of what this would saythat's awesome!!xx Sarah

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I agree with Sarah, thought oh no Its amazing Tess

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'I came in here almost cringing at the thought of what this would say that's awesome!! xx SarahOnly works for the first half a dozen kids though.....and then the old pelvic floor muscles might not work as good.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  That's why a good wife has a stunt c*nt.:pHugsStalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Quoting 'fionabee' Only works for the first half a dozen kids though.....and then the old pelvic floor muscles might not work as good. But isn't that why women have a sphincter?HugsS

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'fionabee' Only works for the first half a dozen kids though.....and then the old pelvic floor muscles might not work as good. But isn't that why women have a sphincter?HugsS Sure is. Life's a bitch and then.......You marry a sphincter? l What, pray tell, is a stunt cunt?, Is that the female equivalent of a tricky dicky? Perplexing pussy?

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Quoting 'fionabee'l What, pray tell, is a stunt cunt?, Is that the female equivalent of a tricky dicky? Perplexing pussy? A stand in... a ring in... a third person... you know... the milkman or the babysitter..... it's all swings and roundabouts in a modern relationship... and we should recognise that we all have gear failure from time to time .... people ought to get with the times on this question and stop being so possessive of their virtue! :pHugsS

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Man also needs to have theses qualities! Just to add a few more.Respectcheekyplayfulstaminaconfidenthonestintelligentintuitive attentative well groomedwell dressednaughty but niceSuper Sexy! Well controlled pussy! Squeezy! Squeezy!Hard flexiable Cock! Recipe for the hot couple! xxx

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Devoted imaginative vivacious optomistic responsive caring evolving What does this spell ?? lol

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  To be someone elses :P xx Salina

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Damn, I thought it might just be a woman who is Trustworthy, Intelligent and Genuinely Happy To Pursue her own Unique Sensuality and Sexuality with You.|Oh well, at least I didn't say that the perfect alternative would be a microwave oven and sheep. You know, something to cook your dinner and something that you can use to make long underwear that will keep you warm on those cold winter nights?|If you were thinking something else about the sheep, go stand in the corner wearing your little woolen beanie and say...|....my ba-a-a-a-ad.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I did make the crossing to NZ and it will be the last time I use a discount travel agent to book a cruise. They said it was just me and 2000 females...okay so a guy can get caught up in his dreams, and they did call it the "Love Boat". | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'Sheep in... | Jearzus, I only speak a couple of languages and I thought a Merino was... | ...a hot Latin dancer.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Quoting 'SalAndy' To be someone elses :P xx SalinaThat would work.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Good one!!!!! If the new wife dosent come with a tightone though (very fortunatley mine did!!) try pelvic floor excercises or better yet.... put 2 cocks in there!!!!! That'll tighten up even the biggest!! LOL Have fun ;-) DnK xxx

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