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That first contact....
January 09 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is guys that give me their mobile phone number in the first sentence of correspondence to me- seriously ??!!! In my (humble) opinion - its such a stoooooooopid thing to do - I could be the stalker cougar bitch from hell and the silly tosser has given me his number so I can commence my looney, demented, warped and constant sms to him !!! I admit I paranoid about this having been quite a few times on the receiving end of demonic sms texting from jilted lovers, randoms or god forbid guys I havent met yet............so Im like beyond careful when handing out my precious number (in more ways than one - so love Sat nites at home alone -but I digress) I was contacted last nite by a sweet young thing who fifo in from over East - 28 years old...god bless him, staying at a fancy hotel Perth CBD and he sent me his cell number in his opening message to me...(no name) .............oh he was prepared to get down, dirty and nasty with this old cougar - providing I was prepared to leg it like 60 kms up the freeway on a Tuesday nite for him to have his wicked way with me (yeah after a 12 hour day at work and 1 1/2 drive home - I was sooo up for that wasnt I ?) ...............I was bored, tv ratings are off...so I toyed with him for a while....via sms (cause Ive got myself a excellent Telstra plan havent I ?) but after 17 minutes of inane texting I put a stop to it..and I warned the sweet young thing to be careful of who he gives his number out to in the first instant....for all he knows I could have been his Mum - yep that caused him to shudder !!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shinasbabe Love what you said bout his mum lmfao gold...was it complete silence after?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Will always refer to something in their profile or, for ones with little detail, something on the forums that caught my eye. I try to keep it to less than ten sentences and let my personality come through. Seeing as I don't get many relies, maybe I should try somebody elses personality instead.
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Do ya wanna chat?" End of message... Shows no effort, haven't bothered to read profile details.
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RHP User
13 years ago
This is not necessarily bad but I find it a but odd when I get an email that is worded as a personal ad., it is obviously a cut and paste and doesn't mention me or my profile at all. Such as, "hi my name is Mike and I am fit, 6 ft, blonde blue eyed. I am D & D free. I love long walks along the beach and I love having my ass pounded by the right lady. I also enjoy reading. Looking for NSA liaisons. "
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi Meeka, you make a good point there I have seen a few like that :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Bloody huge turn off!!!! I look for emails that are unique and catches my attention....something special that stands out... As a rule I do not make first contact emails...I just let them role right on in. :-) I tried this once.... At the end if my profile I put the sentence. "If you've got this far and want my attention, to know you've read my profile use RHP as subject heading..."...... and Guess what?? Only one person sent RHP !!! I find that most emails are the good ol cut and paste...BORING!!!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Love it Meeka. Hmmm sometimes I wish RHP had more appropriate flirt responses like "Not now I'm currently on top of someone else". The ones thar bug me are when a person sends the flirt I think you're hot what do you think of me abd then you check them out and it's the generic profile builder comments. Come on people here's your chance to stand out from the crowd!! If I approach someone it's usually via a message, manners are also important. I try to respond to everyone who approaches me in some form or other. It costs nothing to be polite but writer's cramp can be a bitch!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I got the same MSG! Hahaha! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'On_Safari' Love it Meeka. Hmmm sometimes I wish RHP had more appropriate flirt responses like "Not now I'm currently on top of someone else". The ones thar bug me are when a person sends the flirt I think you're hot what do you think of me abd then you check them out and it's the generic profile builder comments. Come on people here's your chance to stand out from the crowd!! If I approach someone it's usually via a message, manners are also important. I try to respond to everyone who approaches me in some form or other. It costs nothing to be polite but writer's cramp can be a bitch!! oh to be in demand !!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'BomChickaWahWah'I got the same MSG! Hahaha! - Posted from rhpmobile God bless him ...lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Totally agree with what others have said. I don't want an essay but something personalised to show that they've at least read the profile is essential for me and will stand out from the crowd. All the slightly different versions of "Hey nice ass wanna chat" just go straight to the trash.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Profiles that have very little detail/generic profile builder will inevitably attract about as much attention as it deserves...messages are no different....so write the first message as if you were receiving that letter. Unless it meeka's strapon you want...then you'll need a fax machine... 😜
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have never approached a man on this site,there is no need if your a woman. Most say can we meet, I look at the profile and then I think yep ok, no reason or pattern to it at all one of my guys did not have a picture and that’s very unusual for me to meet without a picture. But I was working painting and he was driving through town and I thought what the heck I always reply with lets just meet, see how it goes and if there is chemistry and do NOT expect me to drop my panties. but If I like you when I meet you I will drop my panties and get on with what I want out of the men on RHP a hot roll in the hay no need to crap on at all, its not rocket science for me. no endless texts before we meet, no messages to say that you are going to do me six ways south of Sunday you do that and my eyes glaze over Some women like to be wooed, seduced, flattered, taken to dinner etc. I like to be fucked so its not much of a stretch in your literacy skills, but make sure you do at least take time when you are in the sack to as a movie said the other day “Take a girl all the way to Orlando” And shit a guy that can get a hotel in Perth, Sinabee that’s a guy that can do anything. Hotel rooms are like rocking horse shit in Perth! But your right, I don’t drive more than a few blocks to meet any man. I have a yummy lover in Rockingham 20 min drive and that is stretching it for me. But this guys tongue is worth the drive! Kiss principal for me, but I would think if the girls on here want a bit of a seductive stuff, then get cracking boys with your short , seductive , and amusing notes.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Totally agree with what others have said. I don't want an essay but something personalised to show that they've at least read the profile is essential for me and will stand out from the crowd. All the slightly different versions of "Hey nice ass wanna chat" just go straight to the trash. Although i do agree with what you have said and you are so right.However given the affects that your photo may have, it could be difficult to come up with nice polite conversation starter straight away,lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hehe thankyou
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RHP User
13 years ago
What you should know is that women are similar to men. They love sex as much as we do, but they're also people. Just don't lose sight of that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ghostbusters'What you should know is that women are similar to men. They love sex as much as we do, but they're also people. Just don't lose sight of that. Untill you get me naked on my back and your head between my thighs then all bets are off
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RHP User
13 years ago
That truly is ssssuper excciting ssstuff.....lol I've been listening to the 12th Man albums too much :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Its simple for me say liked reading your profile would love to meet for drinks. If i like there profile there will a few messages back and forth and then a decision made yes or no.What not to say or do generic profiles, no pics, horny now needs attention.Be a person and personality not a sex robot.silk
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Well done!!! 😃
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'll have to come back to you later....meeka and her strapon are here!! :p *insert devilish emoticon*
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RHP User
13 years ago
You wish GB! :p Now be a good boy and bend over, touch your toes and take it all in one master stroke. Yeah bebe. Just like that. :P 😈- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Seems like lots of men keep mentioning my strapon. I think you are all a little fascinated by it. Come on, tell Aunty Meeks the truth. You want it don't cha!!!! I am practising my strokes. Slam dunk! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
See???told ya she was ughhhhhh....mmmmmmm.....here!!! 😈 Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
just stop hitting on ya sister and you should be fine
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