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Thank the gods you remembered some thing from the past

April 11 2012

Unsure if some thing like this has been on here before so thought give it a go, not that I want you all to know mine! More to have a go at something that may not have been talked about before or with new members maybe some new memories, experiences or lessons Has any thing ever come to mind when least expected that you have learned as one of life experiences or lessons that you yet again benefit from after no thought on it just popped in your head and was like second nature but you was so thankful for it?As it takes me an hour to post etc i have put my latest one below to start So here is mine, now single and go out a bit more old habits return in full bloom as do memories of the last time I was single or in a situation The other night I went out drank far too much, ate to rich food, drank whole heap more mixed my drinks and even finished of with a kebab (also lost my wallet amongst all this) on getting home I then finished of a take away vindaloo curry from few nights prior. On getting the curry from the fridge and heating it up in the microwave the thoughts of the morning after started to enter my head or must have done and an old memory came to thought to help get some relief when I wake I then went to sleep, on waking up and feeling the rumbling of my belly and wishing I didn't finish of the vindaloo I then remembered on the way to the bathroom that I prepared for this, so racing into the kitchen opened up the freezer and there it was before me in all its glory and beauty - a full soft role of toilet paper waiting for me, grabbed it with out a second thought and went to the bathroom to do my business, ooohhhh what lovely relief at the end from that little trick I had forgotten about for so so many years. If any of you suffer or feel you get a hot ass from such ventures of ill treating your body when drunk just try it. The total and strange thing about it, is that this trick or habit was used in my binge days 20 odd yrs ago, yet here I am totally oblivious where I was where my bed is yet did that, then the fact it was near the second thought I had (first is obvious) and even remembered it on its time of need Ha though was nice and got relief and laughter from such a thing and surprised I remembered some thing so out there yet i still have no idea what happened to my wallet

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14 years ago

What a classic story!Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought of toilet paper in the freezer for any reason.........but I like it!.It does give a whole new slant to using toilet rolls for rhp measurements...icy cold! lol.

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14 years ago

did you check the freezer for your wallet?

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14 years ago

Someone once told me that most of us live most of our lives in an unconcious state....we do many things out of habit.I and by rote. I suppose Headless Horseman you literally went back to your youth and unconciously acted as you would have then. I hope there were some cute chickie babe remembrances for you too xHugs H

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14 years ago

I shall take that bit of info , and recomend all the hotels in bali put the loo paper in the fridge

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14 years ago

Hey Ruby, shouldn’t knock it till you try it, lol (ii mean that too) give it a go, no curry just try it send me a pm with your thoughts afterwards Many years ago when it was a challenge to find the hottest curry and then who eats the most (every thing that has a place put in its place) toilet papers place was in the freezer, totally forgot all about it till the weekend so drunk too, yet i thought I was quite with it but that memory bounced back, yet so thankful for it Point of the post is have you ever done some thing so second nature but so for from normal. Just thought move away from general stuff normally posted yet still have a laugh on a different topic, and cant wait to see if any one else has done some thing at the time so second nature yet so not normal for the want of a better word and either thanked the powers that be for it or was it embarrassing.

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14 years ago

RubyNo shit sherlock, I checked kebab shop, convenience store, both freezers after the toilte paper thing, toilet, you name it even the rubish bin, personally i think a bit of kebab got stuck on it, grew fungus legs and took it back down town but insurance company dont believe melol

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14 years ago

Quoting 'tuscanred' I shall take that bit of info , and recomend all the hotels in bali put the loo paper in the fridge Quoting 'tuscanred' I shall take that bit of info , and recomend all the hotels in bali put the loo paper in the fridge No No No please not the fridge it doesnt quite work the same, gets damp with condensation, unsure but might be ok if your shaved, but if not and damp toilet paper i feel you may be shaved shortly after In the freezer it keeps a dry coldness so doesnt turn to paper mashy and get every thing all notted, twisted, be like chewing gum stuck down there, PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS, USE THE FREEZER

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14 years ago

My hot ass that is that is pure GOLD my man !!!!! and bugger you, I almost thought you were going to give me a miracle cure for hangovers ! Nothing like that comes to the top of my head just yet, but I do remember to NEVER mix my curries in the first place

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14 years ago

Quoting 'D_G_T' My hot ass that is that is pure GOLD my man !!!!! and bugger you, I almost thought you were going to give me a miracle cure for hangovers ! Nothing like that comes to the top of my head just yet, but I do remember to NEVER mix my curries in the first place when i do decide to go on the "tear", i prepare my abode. all toilet seats up (all 3 of them, never know what part of the house i will be in when the carrotman comes a knocking) bucket pre-positioned next to bed on a drop sheet and the sombre tones of george benson singing "gimmie the night" greeting me as i waft through my front door. note, get's abit hard to explain if for some inexplicable reason a young lady decides to come back with me. haha

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14 years ago

... hehehe bwahahaha. I got nothing 'h' but loved your story! KK :-)

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14 years ago

....it's not the last drink that gets you, it's the dozen or so before. Leave your real wallet in the jockey box in the car and carry "the light one" with you when you're crusing...and dont order a curry with 5 little chillis after the name you can't pronounce when you're drunk anyway. Primal instincts....they're survival skills.

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14 years ago

LOL....great story! Mine isn't funny but it reminded me of a moment when something I read years earlier may be responsible for me still being on planet earth. In my early 20s I was sitting in a waiting room reading magazines to kill time. I read an article about safe driving tips. Usually I just flip the page if its something to do with cars. I read that when driving in the rain and you have to stop suddenly, never slam your foot on the brake but pump the brake instead. It stops the car from aqua planing and you have more control over the car. Well read it, thought it was a good tip and forgot about it. Several years and 2 young children later I was driving back to Perth after visiting friends in Mandurah. The kids were in the back. We got caught in a horrendous thunder, lightning and hail storm. The sky had turned black and someone had broken down in the middle of the road just over the crest of a hill. I automatically started pumping the brakes and managed to pull over safely. Unfortunately, the car behind me slammed on their brakes, skidded and ran straight into the broken down car. The car was unoccupied as the driver was trying to push it off the road. He managed to jump out of the way. The car that skidded into it was a write-off but all occupants were shaken and thankfully ok. I ran down the road to stop further cars plowing into the same accident. I hate to think of the possible carnage and pile up if I hadn't read that little driving tip!

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14 years ago

Quoting 'boombag' Quoting 'D_G_T' My hot ass that is that is pure GOLD my man !!!!! and bugger you, I almost thought you were going to give me a miracle cure for hangovers ! Nothing like that comes to the top of my head just yet, but I do remember to NEVER mix my curries in the first place when i do decide to go on the "tear", i prepare my abode. all toilet seats up (all 3 of them, never know what part of the house i will be in when the carrotman comes a knocking) bucket pre-positioned next to bed on a drop sheet and the sombre tones of george benson singing "gimmie the night" greeting me as i waft through my front door. note, get's abit hard to explain if for some inexplicable reason a young lady decides to come back with me. haha Are you trying to kill me man?????who left all these toilet seats up, I damn near slid right in !!!! . pmsl at the carrotman I never use the bucket, I will lay there for four hours talking myself out of it first, with and ice pack on my head, saying "Dont fkn touch me" should some poor unsuspecting bed guest be near and thinking of rocking my boat. Rock it at your own risk mate!!

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14 years ago

I just drink plenty of water. Been a long time since i had a hangover. When the lagoon opens, feels like im peeing forever in the toilet. But the water seems to keep me hydrated, hence, no hangover.Just saying.

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14 years ago

Headless and Legless....Cant say i remember any real glories like the one you have stated. Still laughing though.

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14 years ago

Had attended a friends thirtieth at a hall in Collingwood Melbourne,went there with a boyfriend and after a few bottles of very inferior wine,we argued and he left.He also left with my wallet. I had given it to him to look after . So no taxi money and started walking home....to Windsor...a six hour walk.I began to feel tired and saw a cosy looking fire hydrant. I usually chose doorsteps but hard to find a good one in Smith Street,, so I just curled up around it and went to sleep. Woke up the next morning with a very large policeman shaking his finger at me saying'the evils of drink young woman'. I was totally mortified,too ashamed to even call me mum,nothing for it but to walk the walk of shame,all the way home. Lost the boyfriend,regained the wallet.Often think very fondly of that fire hydrant. xHugs H

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14 years ago

Firstly thank you all for having a look, a read, a laugh and adding in some thing of your own Every thing comes to those that wait, (must be Kama or trust) The Wallet Saga Just so you know I got in tonight (Monday 16th Apr) and a parcel in letter box from Australia Post saying RETURNED on it Though some one on here had my address and sending me some thing nasty or some thing enjoyable lol No it was my wallet and was going to call and cancel cards tonight, thank the earth I didn’t, so there are more good people out there than you know Ok no money in there but every thing else is, including picture of my daughters so a happy chappie tonight (Either a good person or they are scared they may have a race with the headless one) The best Cure for hangovers (head ache type) is Oxygen, so hook up with a dentist or doctor maybe even a diver (the water type) might have some. Told D_G_T in my usual mammoth explanation however thought others might want to know

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