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Terrible Nicknames
December 10 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
And The Woolly Bike Rack were a couple I heard some years back that didn't really endear themselves to me.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Love this stuff, lotsa fun for me!!! Always learning new ones too. My hard on is a "trouser shrinker", "Bruce Willis impersonator", "cameraman", "one-eyed jack", "chimney sweep (or Santa this time of year)", "jelly roll". Testicles - "eggs in their nest", "pill case". Vagina - "bearded mussel", "warm valley (it's a Duke Ellington song)", "harbour of hope", "log peeler". Intercourse!- "mashing pissers", "burying my brother", "hiding the gun", "storming the trenches...and back again...storming the trenches...aaaand back...". I like "makin' babies" too. Got heaps more. I affectionately refer to my penis in the feminine. She likes that. I dislike "69", prefer "dinner for two" or "two way bridge". "death of Augustus Gloop" is my favourite for anal.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wondering why they were talking about a 'beaver' on ads with girls ????
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RHP User
11 years ago
about Johnson outboard boat motors. The Johnson being another name for the penis and the commercial had this guy in a boat with his wife and family and friends while a catchy tune was describing his Johnson having fun with all these people. If you want to watch it, just google 'old johnson outboard commercia'l or 'you and your johnson' to see it. Quite endearing, lol.
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RHP User
11 years ago
or gutted fox are other names for Vagina that are not flattering. I like coochie for vagina and manhood for the penis, sounds so strong and manly, just the way I like them :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I read an article about vagina nicknames earlier today. As it said, there are lots of decent names for the penis but most for the vagina are pretty awful. I really hate any wishy-washy euphemism that sounds like it's from a bad romance novel, e.g. throbbing member, love tunnel, lady garden, butterfly, peach. My favourites....cock / dick and pussy / cunt. I'm just an old fashioned girl at heart
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RHP User
11 years ago
What Luckdragon said. I kinda like Snatch and Poonani too, but you can keep your Twat and Front Bottom.
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RHP User
11 years ago
ANKLE.... A person 3 foot lower than an arsehole.
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him_and_me
11 years ago
There are plenty of trashy sounding names for lovely body parts and acts involving those parts in the song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang. "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nice.....my friend calls her one a Foofoo. Not so nice..... Guy talk for intercourse, Up to my nuts in guts
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' What Luckdragon said. I kinda like Snatch and Poonani too, but you can keep your Twat and Front Bottom. I've never really liked front bottom. After all it smells nothing like a bum and really doesn't look like one either hahaha
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'him_and_me' There are plenty of trashy sounding names for lovely body parts and acts involving those parts in the song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang. "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto - Posted from rhpmobile I going to look for that on iTunes now.... They have a few rather socially challenging songs though, very anarchistic band....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' Nice.....my friend calls her one a Foofoo. Not so nice..... Guy talk for intercourse, Up to my nuts in guts I actually like, the "up to your nuts..." But that's one I would never ever say to a woman... for me that's strictly reserved for guy talk....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Twisted_Mister' And The Woolly Bike Rack were a couple I heard some years back that didn't really endear themselves to me.... - Posted from rhpmobile Hey that reminded me of an old one..... "the hairy wallet" (nowadays that would have to be the "Brazillian Wallet" hahah) the implication that any woman could make some $$$ from her pussy..... We should see if we can create a new one eh....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' about Johnson outboard boat motors. The Johnson being another name for the penis and the commercial had this guy in a boat with his wife and family and friends while a catchy tune was describing his Johnson having fun with all these people. If you want to watch it, just google 'old johnson outboard commercia'l or 'you and your johnson' to see it. Quite endearing, lol. Yeah I've seen this one - it was actually on Hamster I think. very funny eh.... hind sight is a great thing. It's funny and completely unrelated I had a couple of very cute 19 yo women in here yesterday getting donations for Camp Quality (yes I signed up) but we were talking and Star Wars came up they asked if it was a good movie as they had never seen it. I told them when it came out the special effects were amazing but looking back watching it now they seem so rudimental..... hindsight eh....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'nigel435' ANKLE.... A person 3 foot lower than an arsehole. Funny, how about lower than a snakes belly!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I really don't like Vajayjay, I know it's popular, just sounds incredibly childish to me. Not a connotation I care to think of.
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RHP User
11 years ago
No holes barred here.... I kinda like "gateway to her guts" - Kevin bloody Wilson.... As for my dick....lol you may call him sir!!! Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' I really don't like Vajayjay, I know it's popular, just sounds incredibly childish to me. Not a connotation I care to think of. Yeah I tend to agree..... A bit like peepee for a cock....
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