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Terms and expressions
March 14 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have an intense dislike for the term yous. Well, you see, there are no male ewes as these are of course rams... so, the term invariably is only ever applicable to females... and men are not sheep. We are not followers... etc etc... so on and so forth... enter endless rant here. :pI like the term bebe.... mostly because it can annoy the crap out of women who don't like being called babe.... so I changed it just for you and people like you bebe. :p HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
and remarked to myself that "I would fellate that man solely due to his correct usage of the word 'hence'" 'Hence why' is up there with 'ironical' - both make me want to smack people right in the brain. xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' and remarked to myself that "I would fellate that man solely due to his correct usage of the word 'hence'" 'Hence why' is up there with 'ironical' - both make me want to smack people right in the brain. xx Sarah I think I love you...hahaha. Such strict adherence to rules of language usage...very hot! For me, I never been a big fan of the use of "balls"...Don't know why, but it rubs me the wrong way. Otherwise, I love most profane uses of language. At least those I know :) I am sure there are one or two I have not heard yet that might gross me out, so I reserve the right to add them to my list. Oh, and I don't like hateful terms used in hateeful ways...I hope that makes sense.
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RHP User
15 years ago
That may have been me choking there about pics of 'Throttled Doodles' that were concerning a bird in her post. I don't think it will change the current trend, it's obviously a fashion statement for shrivelled shlongs to have the 'Herniated' look at the moment. And who uses Doodle anyway? Honestly, The Wiggles (with Jeff the Asian with sleep-apnia) did that cutesy term justice but Mr Wiggly (a reclusive Mr Man) still remains along with Tom Dooley, Percy, Peckerhead, John Thomas, Old Fella, The Pork Sword, Sir Pumpaload and Mr Floppy( Mr Floppy still suffers from anxiety). The best term for the female counterpart is The Vee Dub Bonnet, Mrs RollerShutter(married to Mr Rollershutter) The Love Glove, Lydia Labia, Mumbles (lycra shorts inspired), 'Allens'-Clitoris Allsorts and Brenda Brush. Flogging the Mutton for girls, Beating the Meat for boys are two fairly gross metaphors. I've taken on "Man Whore" big time. About time we men got labelled with that one, and "Cunt~Hooks" or just 'Hooks' for men who pick up women easily. Strumpet, Lush, Doris, Slitt, Gazonga's, Tadger and Choob (pronounced Tube) are on the come-back.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mistress "hun" why up so tight ...... Yous people just need to chill and use sum txt speak bcool and say wat u mean ! Next you lot will be rabbiting on about poor spelling and more about grammatical error ................OH lord ! Hence I am out of here Brae ................Tis alright Sarah I got it as wrong as I could lol !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hate 'em both!I occassionally use them both when I'm teasing a sissy boy but do not use them in reference to me. I wear knickers/underpaqnts/undies and I have a cunt!
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RHP User
15 years ago
"At the end of the day""Effectively""not to be funny""Smashing"to mention a few off the top of my head. I have a thing where I tend to focus on "catch phrases" in conversations and thats when it starts grinding on the nerves. The above ones have been repeated several times in conversations, with the same person, I have had on the past and then just stick in my head.CheersMr Sum
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not too many terms/expressions get up my nose, but poor spelling, bad grammar, and lack of punctuation and capitalisation do. Also the Americanised spell-checkers that underline words that I spelled correctly - colour, realise, favourite, et. al. :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
It must be my age, the way I was raised...or something but I have an intense dislike of the bastardisation of the English language anyway. I do have a few favourite peeves. I hate the term "yous guys" as well. I have been known to use the word "hence" albeit correctly and in context. Sorry PGB I dont like the word "cunt" it is one word that I very rarely use. It sounds so hard and brutal. I have been known to use fuck often but not "cunt". The two that really get to me and I have to correct it...no matter who it is that says it is the way many people pronounce the word ll "sandwich" as "sammidge" l the other one is...... l "aks" instead of "ask" l sorry Brae...not quite spelling and grammar but pronunciation
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RHP User
15 years ago
another mis-pronounced pet peeve is "somethink" what's wrong with being a Caring Understanding Nice Type? well that's what I thought it meant whenever I have been called one. Cheers Mr Sum
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RHP User
15 years ago
I don't really have a problem with words or phrases....just gives me insight into the person I am talking to. . What I am sadly getting tired of is "LOL"....what I really want to know is...... . was that a snort LOL or a Belly LOL , because I do those too along with the ROTFL and PMSL. Just think Miss Congeniality, and if anyone can come up with a word to describe her laugh, please let me know. . Back to topic....most people use adjectives rather than nouns to describe their loins, the assumption being the wet vagina or the hard penis. "Oh god, I am so wet"...."oh god I am so hard". I'm not sure that God really wants to know these things, but there you go :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl'Hate 'em both!I occassionally use them both when I'm teasing a sissy boy but do not use them in reference to me. I wear knickers/underpaqnts/undies and I have a cunt! I have no idea why but I looooove the word "cunt" I think it may be our other interests PBG that makes it attractive to us. I could say it all day ....cunt cunt cunt ......... it just rolls of the tongue ........... opps two meanings there ! Ok with pussy but panties you can leave those at home .......... ewwwwww yuck ! nom nom nom Brae
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RHP User
15 years ago
One of the only words I have a problem with is the (non)creative use of "cum" and "cumming" as in, "so when will you be CUMMING over" Nope not funny or creative and I have an instant and intensive dislike of you now.... Stalky is right- YOUS- is horrible
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RHP User
15 years ago
moving/going forward, and do lunch........ewww like nails down a blackboard to me
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RHP User
15 years ago
How many people have you noticed say pacifically instead of specifically? That's one that drives me up the wall!! I have also been known to be a bit of a nazi when it comes to spelling. I hate it when you're reading a book and they have a spelling error or have used the wrong word.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have personal dislikes more for pronounciation than anything else...for me my biggest peeves would be: .dropping the last letter off words (G's are very common) or exchanging them for K's nu for new using an F for TH . though one young friend of mine uses the phrase 'fair enough' so often that it has become rather annoying , Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Okay, earlier today I was speaking to a very lovely young lady that I am going to spend a bit of time with next week and we talked about this thread. She actually insinuated that I might not be able to get through this one in under 10,000 words or without drifting so far off topic that not even Google Earth could find me. There is a little side bet on the table...yes, you agreed when I asked you in Spanish so suffer, if you didn't know what I was saying you could have quit purring and just asked? | Besides what has been said here, the word c--- is one that I just can't stand. Have yet to find a context even in which I like the sound of it. Sure, when I am pissed off at somebody I might say "Let's leave it there...see you next Tuesday" but that's about as close as I get. | Squirting...damn I hate that. The notion that an honest to goodness full female ejaculatory climax is compared to a plastic squeeze bottle full of mustard is off. How can the most fulfilling climax that a woman can easily experience be described like that? No thanks, not even on my frankfurter with sauerkraut. | I could go on but since I now figure if I leave it here...that term "Do lunch" which is a bit trendy for my liking too might just actually mean something. And no, I won't "call your people" and please, even though I will be flying in the box if I have to...I can find the runway without the landing strip or even the lights. I have a feeling the light in your eyes will be enough to find a place to gently touch down after the storm clears this week. | Too bad Golden Girl, I win...or did you? That's one of the best part of the language...inuendo and sensual subtlties. | Damn I can't resist this though...if I had lost my hearing or the appreciation of the language I might just say "Twat's that? I cunt hear you...I have something fucked in my ear so just spell it out for me". | Tolstoy eat your heart out. No prize for being Nobel or even Pulitzer, but you were such a miserable old bastard you wouldn't even enjoy sharing in the wager that I just cleared off the table. Never play the game with a Maniac. They will throw a pair of bullets and accidently let them land face up just to keep you... | ...off your feet.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I could of gone on for ages about this one. I'm so glad yous aksked the question. . Absolutely.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Do you mean to say could HAVE... *smirk*
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Do you mean to say could HAVE... *smirk* I might of.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ohhhh nooooo! Someone find the girl a gag! And preferably one she gets first time around! *eyeroll* . I prefer coming (down) in the last shower in company... *blush*
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john60
15 years ago
I lost interest when my footy team became a "player group" and started "moving forward"
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RHP User
15 years ago
There, now that the bet is off the table and I have it banked...I can play. Jearzus that damn near killed me. | "At the end of the day..." No. Please, when you are standing there or on the news or on the radio...why do you have to kill about six months of days by ending them with that moronic phrase? | "G'day how ya goin' all right"...as you walk past and never even slow down. If you ask a question, don't answer it for me...and if you don't care about the answer I am equally happy never to be asked. Sooner or later, I am going to scream out "No, asshole I am having a heart attack" just to see if you call an ambulance. And for chrissake...don't stand next to me in the men's room at the urinal and ask that question. | The flying "r" must be 27th letter in the alphabet...although this one is a bit of fun and I hear probably more so as I am not from around these parts. Where I come from...mutha is only half a word, don't ask me how in the hell you get to Peran if you want to go to Prahran and I thought Cannes was a film festival...just not in Cairns. Nice though...you can land that flying "r" right in the middle of a picture and do a nice drawing for me...or a drawring of you last ring? | Okay so what...where I come from "bonk" also means to bump or accidentally hit something and I would appreciate it if you all would stop laughing when I say "I justed bonked my hand under the table" when I was trying to show some manners and leave it in my lap whilst eating. They moved the edge of the table too close when I was not looking. | And just for the record...when the cheerleaders on the sidelines go into action in those tiny little mini-skirts, they are rooting for the team. What goes on after the game...well, it seems not much changes even if you do live on another continent. | There Tolstoy, make that two boring guys that write too much...but you still have the market cornered on misery.
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