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Telling fibs in Profiles
February 09 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well today i messaged a lady her profile says shes honest and she calls a spade a spade !! Oh ok ? So i messaged this is message number 6 !!!! Ignorant bitch ! Oh i mean spade And she calls me a dickhead and will block and report me!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yes have also encountered 'non-smokers' who reek of smoke and tell me they do it socially. A real turn-off! Also met a guy who put 6' on his profile yet stood shorter than me. And I am 5'2". As to cock size, I never believe it until I see it for myself. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
A fib is "I'm trying to quit smoking. No, really." A lie is "I'm separated, but my ex lives with me for financial reasons". The most blatant lies I've come across are fake pics. Saw one yesterday of a woman's chest and the bottom half of her face. We'll hello, Megan Gale!
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QLDtwo4fun
12 years ago
Unlike dogs and cats that are older than there human years, many RHPers appear older than their profile age. So how may RHP years in a human year? But why bother lying in profiles, if you get lucky and meet someone you will get caught.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
It all comes down to the dishonest deceitfulness in my eyes. For example: Putting on your profile "single" when NOT SINGLE is very very bad JU JU. That is deceit in my eyes...a deliberate, well planned, misguided lie. However I do understand, sometime people do live together, as in recently separated and live separate lives due to kids etc etc. Why can't they just put "separated" and let others be the judge for themselves in that situation as long as one is honest about it?? Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
You cant bullshit to yourself...... and eventually, others will catch on to your bullshit..... so why bother. And what does it say about the bullshitter f they have to lie, to encourage someone to meet them.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Some people talk it up very well but can't back it up, others can't talk it up but prove by there own actions n there the ones I want to know:)
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
to these sort of people cause they have taught me to hone in more on my bullshit radar skills. They've educated me to look out for warning signs. I agree with DG....others will catch on and eventually they will get caught out! GUILT does eventually creeps in and it does fuck with the mind, that's when others catch on. Behaviors change and one lie leads to another to another and another. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh alright I've lied in my profile............I'm really young handsome, 6'4"and built,an excellent lover who just loves licking pussy with a 10" dick and great stamina. I had to understate it a little to keep the approaches from women manageable
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Can't see the sense in telling fibs/lies/bullshit (you need a bloody good memory, which I don't have) and personally I can't stand a liar, or being lied to..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
The reality is that you will never really know someone well enough to see if they are who they say they are from a view of their pics and profiles. Nor even from messaging, nor from meeting. It depends on what you wish your level of engagement to be as to how suitable they are for said purpose I imagine. Women are probably more inclined to choose the best 5 pics of them out of 100 to put on their profile, which IMO, puts them at a disadvantage when meeting someone due to high expectations. I have a very average facial pic that I haven't even updated since becoming clean shaven. Considering I get about 5-10 profile views a week, mainly from people outside of the scope of meeting, I don't bother updating my profile. I am more here for chatting and engagement on the forums, but should I consider meeting someone from here, I explain, and in regards to underselling, hopefully my looks are a pleasant surprise compared to my facial pic in my PG. In 6 months, I have only met one up with couple and one single from having this profile. I'm a bit blasé about it to be honest, can't take life to seriously here else I'd die from frustration! From anyone who met me at the Sydney meet & greet, they would have seen me smoking like a chimney, though I have in my profile that I am a non smoker. I don't always smoke, and don't need to if I meet with someone who doesn't. No one likes kissing a mouth that tastes like an ashtray. I will be open about this as well to whoever I talk to. Then there's my ability for constructing semi intelligent articulation via the written word. Again, those who have met me will tell tales of me being a goofball with a penchant getting tongue tied, as well as being the only one who finds myself funny. Then there's my height. Perhaps it was a mistake in converting imperial to metric, but I realized I was 2" taller than said in my profile. Didn't correct it for months. Wasn't meeting anyone so no need to. Now.... Cock size.... I included it just because it was there as a question to answer, not for advertising. But how true is the answer? Ball park figure? I havent really measured, but really, I wouldn't be inclined to meet someone to whom that information was critical. Besides, it should be a sliding scale, right? You know, from resembling a frightened turtle after a dip in cold water to a tent pole that you could stand up in if a sheet were draped over it. How about which direction it points? North, South or straight ahead? Does it point straight or is curved like a banana? How about cock strength? Will it hold up a dry hanky or a wet towel after showering? How about performance? How long does it last in action? That'll surely see some truths getting embellished upon! 😄 (Disclaimer: this post was written in jest if you can't tell)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I lie all the time. When someone asks "How are you?" I say 'Great!" with a big smile, what I should say is, "Fucken miserable if you would really like to know." but where would that get me. When asked to join someone I don't like for a coffee I say "Sorry busy." what I should say. "You are a bore. No way." but I don't want to hurt someone's feelings. When someone says "Sorry you are not my type." I say "That's OK, thanks for being honest." when I should say. "Please please, whats wrong with me, why don't you like me? Bitch!" but that would make me look like a dick. When asked if I lie? I say "Never, and I hate people that do." when should say "Its a compulsion, its the only way I know to see through everyone else's lies." but nobody likes dishonesty. Now back to bed so I can try and get out of the right side this time.
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Ok I confess I haven't done all of these I just really really want to. Everything else on my profile is true. I woul hate to be accused of false advertising. I also had an experience where I met a guy who's profile said he was 6" but he was only just as tall as me. I find age is a big one their profile says 30 something when in fact they are late twenties. - Posted from rhpmobile
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him_and_me
12 years ago
Quoting 'Unrushed1' Women are probably more inclined to choose the best 5 pics of them out of 100 to put on their profile, which IMO, puts them at a disadvantage when meeting someone due to high expectations. Hmmmm...guilty. x Me
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Unrushed1'From anyone who met me at the Sydney meet & greet, they would have seen me smoking like a chimney, though I have in my profile that I am a non smoker. I don't always smoke, and don't need to if I meet with someone who doesn't. Dislike. I met a guy from here a few months ago who had his last cigarette early in the morning on the day we met. And still the smell was all around him. It was actually the first thing I noticed.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Supplementary to the forum bullshittery are the comments in topics that are a thin veneer before the bragging and offering of their services starts. We've all seem the type...... opinion XYZ offered in a minimally structured sentence.... followed by a glowing summary of the valuable community service being touted ... followed by ;-) or a "he he", or if you're really lucky.... both. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
12 years ago
bigocean, i like your profile and i like your honesty here in the forum and in your profile. you can message me anytime. too bad you are on the other side of Aus.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Think most people don't lie they just see them self as being a certain way even if it is against what reality portrays them as. "Im average , you can judge me for yourself " is the way i look at this place.If someone likes me ....great .... if not... i told you im average !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well he'll I am not putting my early morning face picture up. No fat belly nor flat saggy bum. Have changed all the globes to low voltage and encourage lovers to start drinking at least an hour before they meet me. I can't be bothered to lie as my needs are simple. People who are pure Internet action lie. Married people lie to increase there chances. Single girls lie when they say all they want is sex when in reality they want a boyfriend. And we lie to ourselves the delusion of the Rhp ego The lie by omission as I left out the extra 20 kilo or the extra years or what ever. Most marketing has an element of exaggeration or deception so rhp is marketing to get a fuck, if you are looking for truth here your looking to hold smoke in your hands
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RHP User
12 years ago
"You won't be disappointed."
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm putting my sagging boobs on here or my muffin top/apron. I will show my best side.....the facade then by the time you realise we'd both be naked anyway and you might as well - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I put my best pictures up. Everything else is honest. But you know. In the end you know when you know lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
You caught me out!! But I thought I was awesome...and Meander my husband doesn't live with me but I'm still supporting him financially!! 😎
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RHP User
12 years ago
I know right ??? You'd think you would've caught on by message 2 eh?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
On my profile.....whats the point...unless of course you plan to never actually meet up with anyone!!Even my photos...I have face , body, clothed.....not so clothed!!And I try and put new ones up quite regularly .Take it or leave it but what you see is what you get...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was informed that... your boob is in my profile pic !Caught you out is right Thanx Jay Jay mwahahha
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was kidding before.... Everything on my profile is true and pics are recent, well I try to keep them current anyway. Sadly, some people will lie so you just gotta keep your guard up I guess - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
The most common one I come across is Relationship Status. No, you're not single if you only recently separated (or so you say) and yet you still live in the same house as your wife. Age is another one. I find I'm skeptical of anyone who has their age listed as 49. Especially if it remains that number year after year.... As for photos, I have been told by several people that there is one particular photo of mine that I should remove, as it is not very flattering. My response is, that I'm definitely keeping that one as it is a true indication of ME. If that one photo turns someone off me, so be it. I am who I am and no point lying about it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
No fibs in my profile. I'm to the point and honest with what I want.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' Think most people don't lie they just see them self as being a certain way even if it is against what reality portrays them as. "Im average , you can judge me for yourself " is the way i look at this place.If someone likes me ....great .... if not... i told you im average ! I love your new profile pic You darling sexy wifey Foxy xxxx Yep I"m telling the truth!
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
As Nanna and mum say to me all the time...NEVER TRUST A MAN THAT SAYS "TRUST ME".... Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
...did you report the fake profile? Quoting 'Meander' A fib is "I'm trying to quit smoking. No, really." A lie is "I'm separated, but my ex lives with me for financial reasons". The most blatant lies I've come across are fake pics. Saw one yesterday of a woman's chest and the bottom half of her face. We'll hello, Megan Gale!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm actually 30 not 29. I put the 1984 to hopefully throw anyone off he they knew me in person and suspected the profile was mine. I have met people that have lied about their age but it was ok because they were upfront when I met them in person and were a great person. The one that gets me is lying about cock size. I don't need a guy to be a monster but when you have 6-7 and thick on your profile and your not is a let down.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I see no point in bullshitting either in my profile or in the forums. It doesn't do me any favours because people here are used to a thin veil of BS, but oh well.
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RHP User
12 years ago
In my profile pic..... I am the one on the LEFT. lol ;-) DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thanks for clearing that one up DG, I've always wondered 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I find the best was to spot the age lie is bring up the subject of their age and then say something like "Oh you were born in 1967 then." People know what year they are born and recall it instantly, if they are lying they will have to work it out and that pause is so telling. I have caught out quite a few this way.
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SassyRascal
12 years ago
Well just because you can have an erection and wank for 45 mins + doesnt make you Athletic!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just be honest in your profile, verify it, have pics (vanilla/classy in your main gallery - naughty as hell in your private gallery)Be clear about what you want and what your into, be polite, don't take it too seriously, have fun and be safe!! Its not rocket science people...shame on the sneaky lying dishonest types, you ruin it for all us genuine sexy swingers!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'imogine1984' I'm actually 30 not 29. I put the 1984 to hopefully throw anyone off he they knew me in person and suspected the profile was mine. I have met people that have lied about their age but it was ok because they were upfront when I met them in person and were a great person. The one that gets me is lying about cock size. I don't need a guy to be a monster but when you have 6-7 and thick on your profile and your not is a let down. imogine1984 - I am sure no one is going to burn you at the stake for that one!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
As Lady Tuscan says (nice to see you online by the way, my lady) it's about advertising to get someone in (although I could never imagine Lady Tuscan holding back the truth on any subject, at any time, whether asked for it or not). The hope would be that they could make a good enough impression that their previous misinformation might be overlooked. Sometimes it might feel like the only way to get that first meet. C'est la guerre.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bit I might tie her to a pole.......
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Just alot of creative writing.....inspired by an old topic Unzipped started last year. I feel a re-write coming on.....has been a huge 12mths here and thanks to the Sydbey Crew and some very speah friends here (Rob_Ally) I really need to review me. I think it's great to review every now and then as your experience grows however those who blatantky lie on their orofiles will eventually be found out....karma works that way. Then again some people lie so much they begin to believe their own bullshit. Me.......I couldn't be buggered because I actually meet people from here and have yet to find someone who says I'm not how I am on my profile.....some even say I'm better. (Shrugs) Yes Kizza JayJay pointed my boob out to me too.....bloody things, they photo bomb often!!! ~ on the upshot nice new profile pic 🙈🙉🙊. Now we just gotta find a reeeeal nice one of Honky Tonks xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm big on honesty as bull shit gets u now where ever. But sadly it seems it lays to talk shit :( I'm proud to stand by my honesty even if it means missing out on any action :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' The hope would be that they could make a good enough impression that their previous misinformation might be overlooked. Of the "The person meeting me will be so blown away by my personality they'll forget I'm actually 10 years older/20 kilos heavier/married" variety. No deal.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nice to see you posting as well. And as I met you and your lovely lady , I know what we see here is who you are. As for me , well I could never be a diplomat as I am too honest at times. I do however put up the better photographs of myself , but the one with me and spinach in my tooth slipped through the keeper. You don't have to be honest to get laid but you do if you want to sustain a relationship. People, especially if they are after the booty call only ,will say and do as they please. Most times you will never know you have been lied too. I like the liars....tell me again baby how I am the best you ever had. Tell me my tits are perky.tell me your going to actually eat my pussy be for I suck your clock. ..... ,TELL HER SHES DREAMING!
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RHP User
12 years ago
women often say that's a different profile, or I am surprised by your honesty, however, it hasn't got me laid yet. Maybe I need to lie more !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Honesty is both a strength and a weakness for me...I'll blurt out the truth even when I shouldn't
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think really old pics are the worst lie of all. Yes, I know we all put our best pics up. I can take 10 just to get 1 that I like. Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a pic of your own butt?? But when you meet someone and they are at least 5 years older than their pics, they weigh at least 20 kilograms more than they look and their hair has been replaced by a toupe, that is a blatant lie as far as I'm concerned.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I found my ex on here .. claiming to be single and residing in Australia .. and also being 6ft with a well endowed penis. His profile said something along the lines of "nice guy looking for a nice girl to hang out with, be friends" number 1. He has a girlfriend whom he has a child to .. and he also has many other girls on the side. I found all this out when his lies started to come undone. number 2. He doesn't live in Australia. number 3. He is far I'm a nice guy. He may put on the nice act but he's nothing but a con artist. I don't understand how a person can treat women like that. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. oh .. and he obviously isn't 6ft .. nor does he have a good sized penis!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
he also claims he is 20years old. hahaha. err .. 11 years ago you were!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm 10 feet tall and bullet proof go on shoot
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RHP User
12 years ago
I could have been any more honest in my profile! Especially in the section "about me". I can not understand the reason to lie, your only hurting yourself.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Should read...."could NOT"...... Not a Freudian slip :(
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sounds right to me!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ok, so maybe my profile claims that I invented the iPad (instead of just fixing one with sticky tape), and perhaps I gilded the lily a little when I said that I once extinguished a 4 story unit fire with just a full bladder (but weeing behind the Oaks was STILL a matter of life and death) ....and so what if I stating I'm a retired combat fighter pilot of hundreds of successful missions was a slight exaggeration (even though I DID win a paper plane folding competition.... maybe....).... .....I'm still a nice guy.... ya just gotta "give me a chance"... "Trust me, You won't be disappointed".... Because "I love to give you pleasure aaaallll night long and expect nothing in return".... "he he". ;-) DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
You are right, thanks!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
"I will make your eyes roll back in your head." Yeah, you just did. *Rolleyes*
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RHP User
12 years ago
I once put on my profile for penis size "it's little but it's cute" and low and behold, first woman I meet says "I feel deceived I thought you were joking." Can't bloody win!
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