RHP

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Talking Cock

July 16 2010

Well Miclke has bought us the talking vagina so let's hear from the talking Cock! This will be a good one. I can almost hear them now. Cum and tell us what's really in your other head. Miss K

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    mine says where'd that pussy go??? xxRxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Honestly!!!Hehe, hugs... Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ooh my head just exploded! Pusscat xx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    or alternatively.... "Now that's just rediculous...hehe. You want me to dive head first where?" Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Me and my little mate talk to each other all the time, although he doesn't really say that much but I always know how he's feeling, must be some sort of sixth sense. We were born at the same time so we must have that thing twins have, you know where they dont have to say anything to each other but they know how each other are feeling. He's a pretty good mate when I think about,He's always stuck by me and very rarely ever let me down. A should really tell him that, i dont think I ever have. He's asleep at the moment but when he wakes up a bit later tonight I'll have a chat to him.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    mine says: iam cold, hold my balls, and put me in a warm mouth..or tight hole...grrrr

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING!Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    How about alittle kiss !!

  • Frankiesgame

    Frankiesgame

    15 years ago

    You'd think by know she'd know not to bite!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Now thats using your head......

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    hand lotion !!! hand lotion !!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    its some ridicules hour in the morning,fuckin freezin cold and guess what pal....time to PEE, like NOW idiot...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaohh errEarl

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    no phrase but it likes to sing this Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    got yer RED WINGS mate.....ahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mikle you rock!!!!!!!!!! A very giggly Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Way too tempting. Sorry it was the first thing that came to mind as I was reading yours. Lol! Mss K

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    in out in out make your bloody mind up

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    LOOK MUM... NO HANDS! OR OK,ok.... I know it might look like some sort of torture, slamming the twins up against a hard arse while I duck inside for a bit, but it's ok,... they love it.. trust me!! OR I hope you're gunna put a dam coat on me! Looks like flash flooding ahead! -Maple-

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ....IF ONLY THEY HAD A VOICE OF THEIR OWN....pretty sure they would say..... # Suck it up princess! # Just no appreciation! ... I gave you a perl necklace!... What more do ya want? # See that mess ove there? ... I made that! hehehe! # The boys an' me are going up the bush... ya wanna cum? # Just cos ya gave me red wings doesnt mean ya have to treat me like a budgie!! # NO! ...NO! ... Not ..the....... vacuum... ahhhhh! # Can I be a born again virgin? # Its a bird! .. Its a plane! ... No, Its SUPER-COCK! # Ohhh my! ... What big tonsils you have! # She'll be cumming round the mountains when she cums, she'll be cumming round the mountains when she cums.... # Can I write my name all over you? # Lucky I like you, otherwise I'd piss all ova ya! -maple-

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i always said to my partner, welcome my little cum hut

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I know there's a sound effect on most modern synthesiser keyboards that sounds like you're bashing you cock on a table full of cutlery! Sich Heil !(and a salute and clicking of heels to go with the "Sich Heil")

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I posted something very similar to that last night... don't recall seeing y'all there.Lol hugs... Lucky Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I tried reading your profile but am a shallow girl and got distracted by your pics. Excuse me off to drool over mikles profile again Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    The thread I art referring to be @http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/R-u-lucky-29178Hugs... Lucky Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    1. my best friends are nuts 2. my neighbours a noisy asshole or help me i need to get of here and be used more often please girls come and help me