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TR s Believe it or NOT
October 15 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
And I'm wondering where you found this guy ??????? IN MANDURAH ???? Dibs
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MsVelvetblue'And I'm wondering where you found this guy ??????? IN MANDURAH ???? Dibs from Perth to Mandurah, some guys are smart enough to take a risk, and actually meet a person first. even if it means a drive to Mars others stay at home and wank ohhhhhh those hot sweet , men from far flung places do spice up your life. singing , when my baby goes to Rio!
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RHP User
13 years ago
and my neighbour happens along, I had to say to him, just pretend your a guy walking on the beach and we just happen to be talking he was very cool :) Just a meet and greet, with no expectations. So he can expect to get me jumping his bones soon...be afraid be very afraid Must be spring!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ive been walking that same beach for months....and that never happens to me !!! The search for my lost mojo continues...
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RHP User
13 years ago
my lovers have the same namex R
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erotictouch4u
13 years ago
I so have to get over there someday soon ET xox
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RHP User
13 years ago
nothing like a good hard missionary or two to get the fuck knot really fucking knotted.I used to get that when I had hair, one girl I used to know used to call it nutt fluff :DCute.☮
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RHP User
13 years ago
I went down to that beach this arvo...nope nothing happened !!! TR must have beaten me to it/him Mischevious..your poor mother :( How are you Freya ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Miss V...looking forward to my little jaunt wirh TR,x R
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RHP User
13 years ago
But then again, my memory at times is like the Exxon Valdez. :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
A few years back I fractured my wrist playing tennis. Alot people ask me how I did it and as it wasnt a very interesting story. I just said I fell off the bed while having extremely hot sex. It always got a laugh and a smile.Still waiting for a man whom really knows how to fuck well. Besides the couple I see often for a 3 sum, I'm only meeting men whom lie. Either about the photos they put on there profile which are 10 years old. Or they say there a great fuck and then find they can hardly get it up and stay up.What a let down, still horny and frustrated TR need your neighbour to sort me out. lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MsVelvetblue' I went down to that beach this arvo...nope nothing happened !!! TR must have beaten me to it/him Mischevious..your poor mother :( I will leave his cock sticking up, then you will walk along and see it sticking up you will then put your hands to your face and cry I will say MS VElvet why are you crying you will say Shit... I married a man for one of those, and they fucking grow wild on your beach! TR the dick whisperer .... How are you Freya ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'lindy69ramboy79'A few years back I fractured my wrist playing tennis. Alot people ask me how I did it and as it wasnt a very interesting story. I just said I fell off the bed while having extremely hot sex. It always got a laugh and a smile. Still waiting for a man whom really knows how to fuck well. Besides the couple I see often for a 3 sum, I'm only meeting men whom lie. Either about the photos they put on there profile which are 10 years old. Or they say there a great fuck and then find they can hardly get it up and stay up. What a let down, still horny and frustrated TR need your neighbour to sort me out. lol gave him the hot woman lusting after you alert! there are lots of hot guys on here, and some with great skill in the bed, but like all things they are just catch and release kinda guys, so thats good for me as I am the same :) keep trying kiddo, there are some guys on here who will match up with time. Just keep kissin the frogs till then :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
TR, with frogs there is a chance but when all you get is toads it makes it more difficult... Guys are by far the worst Judge of their own sexual ability...I can accept some one say they enjoy oral sex but when the say they are god gift... Lets be honest most guy misjudge the size of the ir own hands...they thing their hand is 8 inches across :) So I dont think the self assessment program is good for guys.
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Mr_DarkChocolate
13 years ago
Quoting 'LoveCurvie' TR, with frogs there is a chance but when all you get is toads it makes it more difficult... Guys are by far the worst Judge of their own sexual ability...I can accept some one say they enjoy oral sex but when the say they are god gift... Lets be honest most guy misjudge the size of the ir own hands...they thing their hand is 8 inches across :) So I dont think the self assessment program is good for guys. haha so true, that's why a tailor's tape can come in handy my good man
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erotictouch4u
13 years ago
Quoting 'MsVelvetblue' I went down to that beach this arvo...nope nothing happened !!! TR must have beaten me to it/him Meeting you on that beach MsV would definitely be worth the effort of getting there ET xox
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erotictouch4u
13 years ago
If you happened along with TR as well... ET xox
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RHP User
13 years ago
the truth, but in a way no one believes you. My dogs tend to cause bruises on my upper legs, but jumping up against me. If, say, a colleague asks what caused them, I like to say: "Ehhhh... hmmm.... my dogs?" *Devious grin*. The looks I get are pricelous. Or the dark red scratch I had on my neck recently. Don't know where that came from. So my answer was: "What scratch? Really? I have nooooo idea." *Wicked smile*.
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' the truth, but in a way no one believes you. My dogs tend to cause bruises on my upper legs, but jumping up against me. If, say, a colleague asks what caused them, I like to say: "Ehhhh... hmmm.... my dogs?" *Devious grin*. The looks I get are pricelous. Or the dark red scratch I had on my neck recently. Don't know where that came from. So my answer was: "What scratch? Really? I have nooooo idea." *Wicked smile*. A man was sitting in the doctors surgery waiting to be called, when in walked a mate he hadn't seen for a while. After catching up breifly, his mate asks "so what are you in here for?? you're looking well." "Piles" was the man's response. "is that why you're sitting on the bean bag then?" he mate enquired. To which the man then replied "What fricken beanbag?"
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RHP User
13 years ago
☺
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' lmao the grammar police cant spell PRICELOUS bahahahaha Ps no it wasnt of course, but actually off course(keeping with the boat theme) I admit I didn't leave a space but who are you to talk(karma is a bitch) Reading between the lines Tuscan got a fresh brazilian got turned on and masturbated so vigorously that she knoted her hair. But in answer to your question I pride myself on my honesty and a prone not to tell a porky so I must admit that I want to make love to a pig.....................squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'axiom28' Quoting 'DeviousMissM' lmao the grammar police cant spell PRICELOUS bahahahaha Ps no it wasnt of course, but actually off course(keeping with the boat theme) I admit I didn't leave a space but who are you to talk(karma is a bitch) Reading between the lines Tuscan got a fresh brazilian got turned on and masturbated so vigorously that she knoted her hair. But in answer to your question I pride myself on my honesty and a prone not to tell a porky so I must admit that I want to make love to a pig.....................squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel but , well yes I did use my vibrator at the same time as my latin lover was giving me one. could all just have been static and my imagination? hummms, when my baby goes to Rio and other parts of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, ya ya ya , cha cha cha!
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RHP User
13 years ago
no the...................... What am I thinking? Please continue!!!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Axiom?,Oh my, have Tuscan and I got a cure for you.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13'Axiom?,Oh my, have Tuscan and I got a cure for you. now your talking, THREESOME!!! I knew joining RHP wasnt a waste of time.......NOT If I ever get any here I may even become a paying member, lol. I'm curiously awaiting to read what my cure would consist of Nurse Freya(picture in my head of slutty pvc nurses outfit.....so far so good) Back to you oh lady of fine vintage
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RHP User
13 years ago
Balls and bum hole works a charm. You will be up running about in no time at all Nurse Rachit eeer TR
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Cheekyarses
13 years ago
that is the best story ive heard today.... bravo...
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RHP User
13 years ago
dear boy,no need for the cure, then perhaps some refined toture may suit, me thinks...Ratcheeert pass me the stirrups
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