M56
THE GANG BANG THEORY
May 06 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I need to get over this goddamn flu and get back to work! This kinda thing is doing my restless mind no good at all! . Please don't make us wait too long this time DeepThought, pleeeeeease! . . And PLEASE RHP, if DeepThought doesn't already have instant posting ... I believe he's more than worthy of it!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh gawd. the tension! Please don't tell me your mum was there! :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
are such a suspenseful little bugger DT come on already LOL !!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Are you torturing us Deepthought. Come on, I am waiting too. xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Once inside, I immediately noticed the apartment was eerily quiet. I was intentionally 20 minutes late, so as not to be the first to arrive, and would have thought something would have been going on by now. The Organiser shook my hand and readily accepted the $100 "First Timers" fee and was in the process of telling me where I could get undressed and put my stuff, when I looked over his shoulder. At the end of the entry hall a short, obese woman, with stringy greasy hair appeared and she yelled out "Come on In". Someone said something from behind her, so she turned to reveal a back which was home to at least four separate rolls of flab. She then turned back and grinned at me. Time stood still. The voice inside my head exclaimed, "Dear God. She has more tatts than teeth. And she only has two tatts!!!!!!" Once piece of ink on each massive distended breast... stretched and disfigured by lord knows what." My inner monologue continued with a succinct "Run!!!! Get out now!!!!" The organiser's muffled voice continued and before I could react I was being ushered into the living room of the small two bedroom apartment. The unfortunate woman moved aside and I was confronted with a desperate scene.Around 25 guys were standing and seated around the compact living room in various states of undress. On the floor there were two mattresses, one empty and one home to a pashing couple. They were probably needing a lie down after the Anzac Day march. Neither would've been on the light side of 65. The woman was on top and literally enveloping the small wiry gent below with her considerable bulk. On the wall of the room was a porno featuring an amazing looking girl seeing to the needs of three amazing guys. No sound however, weird huh? I did not want to look away from the screen, but had to make my way through the bedding and bods to get to the main bedroom, so I could get undressed... yay!!!! Trying to navigate without looking could have seen me step in something and lose my foot forever.As I approached the final hurdle, being our elderly humpers, I looked down and got an eyeful of them "Porno Kissing"... mouths gaping, tongues attacking each other like eels on the deck of a boat. My gait became quicker and I disappeared into the bedroom. I was delighted to find it empty... a sanctuary from the horrors outside. After gulping for breath, I decided not to get undressed just yet and went back to the door and peered out over the comatose crowd. To my horror the elderly woman decided to sit up and ride her man, revealing a virtual solar system of black scaly moles across her entire front. I literally, nearly had a technicolour yawn right over the top of them, so threw myself back into safety the empty room.What was I going to do?????To be continued......
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RHP User
15 years ago
Too funny Deepthought...... can't wait for the next chapter. Sounds wonderful and great value for $100. I mean to say, I have heard that women without teeth give the best head. xxxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
If you don't mind, FBF...I like the Eagles too and normally like it loud, but really would appreciate it this time if this time you turned it way down or put on the headphones? If you listen to the lyrics of "Hotel California"... | ...it does get a bit creepy at the end.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Too funny Deepthought...... can't wait for the next chapter. Sounds wonderful and great value for $100. I mean to say, I have heard that women without teeth give the best head. xxxMeeksI think I just wet myself!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' If you don't mind, FBF...I like the Eagles too and normally like it loud, but really would appreciate it this time if this time you turned it way down or put on the headphones? If you listen to the lyrics of "Hotel California"... | ...it does get a bit creepy at the end. Relx CM, I am programmed to receive ... besides, where would I go?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Those are just rumours, Meeka... | Quoting 'Meeka100' I have heard that women without teeth give the best head. | That's a bit like saying that short women can get on their knees in front of you...and can actually balance a can of VB on their head at the same time. | I guess it could happen...but probably only if you used a stubbie holder. Which team do your root for in the AFL or do you prefer... | ...rugby union? | | I know...you say barrack, we say root. It's just semenantics as long as you're cheering.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Strange how music can sometimes be like the dicotomy of our own lives...no? Now, I have a song that is definitely music to my ears and really want to go listen, so... | ...I am outta here!. | | Incoming...*~nerk~*
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh wow. Flirty just squirted! Fantastic was it your first time? ... did you get any on the walls?xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sweetheart, a short woman can kneel down in front of you and suck hard on your cock and balance both of your balls on her luscious knockers whilst whistling Dixie. The VB can? Erm... I believe that goes in your arse. HeheheMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Looks like we have a deal, pocket rocket... | Quoting 'Meeka100'The VB can? Erm... I believe that goes in your arse. | I hope you don't mind if the epicurean in me leaks a bit...can we start with a small iced bottle of Veuve Clicquot and work our way up? | ...I am a virgin afterall. | | Holy shit...what if the cork pops? No wait...open it first, right?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh no, CM. I don't think we should open it first... where is your sense of adventure. Come on I thought you were the international man of mystery so don't disappoint me now. Now I think that your virgin muscles may inadvertently pop the cork but hey I am sure that I will be able to retrieve it with the tongs. Now that sounds like fun doesn't it? xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Okay....as long as we take off the wire and the foil, I'm there. I had a hideous experience once as a small child having surgery in a Navy hospital and women disappearing behind or near my ass with anything in foil scares the shit out of me...as it were. | Now then about the liability waivers. Meeka... | Quoting 'Meeka100'Now I think that your virgin muscles may inadvertently pop the cork... | Hell yes it will...it will twist it out like the best wine croupier you have ever met, and hold it right there. Now then...when the bubbles blast that out of my ass and the French bottle rocket leaves your head in your pocket... | ...you aren't going to sue me, are you?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ive heard if you get home in the right time frame, and are still wearing the matching jewellery it doesn't make you married, just means you shop at the same store and if it's you're first time with Lelo fkn watch out cos that shit works !!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
just for the record you lot, I came home from a night out to find that all of my fav peeps had commented on the same thread dirty little so and so's
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RHP User
15 years ago
Of course not CM, but I may have to post the video on youtube. I mean that is just too good not to share, don't you think?xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
What with the matching jewelry...a ring, on my finger... | Quoting 'dontgothere' Ive heard if you get home in the right time frame, and are still wearing the matching jewellery it doesn't make you married, just means you shop at the same store ...and a pocket rocket publically making a no fault declaration.... | Quoting 'Meeka100' I mean that is just too good not to share, don't you think?Roll the cameras and pass the champagne!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh c'mon Deepthought. You blew $100 so swallow your pride and dive right on in. The least you could do is give the other 25 guys something to remember :p. I mean, they also coffed up $100 so take one for the team!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
LOL DT can't wait to hear the rest of this
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Think would be a good thing, dickhead!!!!", my inner monologue was obviously starting to get the shits with me.I then remembered that out of my periphery I noticed a bedroom when I first passed the Undertaker's wife .... (sorry wrestling gag) .... The door was ajar and a wall of male backs gave evidence of something happening inside. I thought I heard the muffled moans of a woman who was sucking whilst fucking, so maybe there was a decent looking girl or two in there. I like most men have a memory like a goldfish, so despite all the horrors I'd witnessed, I was still determined to experience a Gang Bang and lighten my testicular load. "Think dammit, think", "Yeah hurry up and think Dickhead!!!!", "How about you shut the fuck up", "Well I want to miss the traffic" "Oh for fuck sake I need to think, stop nagging" I was literally in turmoil, inner and outer. Then I saw it, a sliding door. At first I thought, I wouldn't be too disappointed if it went nowhere and I plummeted to my death. Anything was better than this. Then I realised it led to an adjoining deck. Maybe I could go out there, look into the other bedroom and if the participants are as appalling as those I've already seen, I could make a run for it.I slid open the door, and the deck was full of smokers... naked smokers. Strangely, there was a guy no older than 20, sitting in the middle of them all, wearing a Holden Dealer Team shit, jeans etc and working his way through a six pack of Jack Daniels cans. Weird huh?Not wanting to stand out, I decided to take my shirt and jeans off, which became a problem because I forgot my shoes. You know how hard it is when you try to take jeans off but leave your shoes on. You end up rolling around looking like you are trying to give yourself head. Sorry I digress.I got down to my boxers, and stepped out onto the deck. I parted the smoke and flesh and made my way to the second bedroom door. It was open and the curtains were wafting romantically in the breeze. I could here deep moans from within and I was just about to go in when I felt a hand on my arse. "That's the fisting room. Just had 5 or 6 guys fist me. Now I just wanna fuck." I turned and was greeted by a woman of undecipherable age. She was coated in tatts and had a ciggie hanging out of her mouth. She was drinking a Solo .. 'The Thirst Crusher'. "Have a look if you like, but she's almost finished, so you won't get nutthin'." As she said this the ash fell of her smoke and onto her belly. Nice!I have never seen a fisting, so in keeping with whole point of being at the party, I went into view the disappearance of a hand. Noone was on the balcony side of the room, so I had a clear view as soon as I entered. The woman on the bed was sucking one cock and wanking another. There was a guy with his hand inside her and she was moaning with deep enjoyment. Her body was twisted away from me while she sucked the guy on the other side of the bed, but then she changed recipients and when she twisted her body back towards where I was standing I received my next shock. Her belly was enormous and proud. "Oh no, she's pregnant!!!!!" I hurried towards to the entry door on the other side of the room and was pushing through the spectators when one of the guys said "You Ok mate?" I looked at him and said "I didn't know she was pregnant.". He laughed and said "She's not, Bro." I turned and took another look and realised he was right. She just had an incredibly large and firm belly that didn't really displace when she was on her back. It was a sense of relief which once again turned to disgust when I realised the shadow I had earlier noticed traversing her gut was in fact a really large, angry bruise. I didn't want to think how she got that and departed.So out the door I went. Turned back across the living room, navigated through the mattresses on the floor. Kept my eyes well and truly blinkered and launched into the sanctuary of the empty, big bedroom." Hi there...." OH NO!!!!!!!!To be continued.........
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x2ForU
15 years ago
cant wait to hear what happens next...hehehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Gawd DT it's sounding a bit like a goosebumps book right now.....tell me there's a happy ending of sorts lmao
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey would somebody please shoot me a message when... | "...the two Amazonian bull dykes with flat tops that were both smoking cheap cigars cackled together as they buckled up the gigantic strap-ons made out of that nasty black PVC that was designed to rip you apart. One pulled a hair from the big mole on the side of her face as she told the other one "Let's spit roast this guy" and grabbed..." | Okay I would pay $100 for the DVD...and $500 to watch it live to air on pay-per-view. Anybody want a glass of champagne? I can only hope that Meeka... | ...doesn't spill a drop. | | Popping your cork is on the house...and let's get a magnum!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere'Gawd DT it's sounding a bit like a goosebumps book right now.....tell me there's a happy ending of sorts lmao Can anything good come from this? I had a discussion with someone this morning about this scenario ... Do you suppose you'd get beaten up if you went along to one of these "events" just so you could sit in the corner with your head tilted to one side inquisitively ... occasionally giggling ... occasionally vomitting in your mouth?
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RHP User
15 years ago
dude u r making me curious... After long I decided to go for swinger/bukake party first time here... I have been to them while I was in czech... It was amazing and luv it alot.. And ur bit is totally opposite to what a experienced...Waiting for the part to make the decision...
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RHP User
15 years ago
cos Im fairly certain my ass woulda been out of there after door 1
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RHP User
15 years ago
seriously, this a good read.i lol for real.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Chilli.... no, I get a feeling that they pay Stalky to turn up to these events. That way, they are much more fun. xxxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
oh god, please let there be a happy ending now that he's naked....I can't handle horror stories xx Sarah (peeking out from behind a pillow)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sarah Im watching through my fingers
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just inside the door was a guy who looked really familiar and he was smiling at me. "Fuck I've been found out!!" I said "Hi" back and he asked if I was going to join in. He hadn't seemed to recognise me.Before I could answer, my smoking tour guide from the balcony entered through the sliding door, followed by three other guys who were grinning like Hyenas. One still had his glasses and socks on and sported an enormously long tool. This guy looked like your everyday accountant type, but given what he was packing, he would certainly plough through your figures. Funnily enough, his cock was bouncing up an down in time to some unheard cadence.I looked back to the heroine of this chapter as she walked over to me and my new mate at the door. She grabbed a handful of us both and through hooded eyelids said "I want you all to fuck me anyway you like, but I want you two to give me my first DPP. Are you up for it?" The word "you" came with a fowl gust of stale smoke and beer and literally seared the hairs from my nose. She was obviously wasted as well, and she began giggling and muttering under her breath. Judging by her condition, I would say that she and Chasing Midnight probably have the same supplier. :DShe dropped to her knees and started sucking my mate. A crowd was forming in the doorway behind us and I knew anyone of the onlookers would be willing to take my place, so I casually stepped back, and was quickly replaced. The girl would not have noticed, despite my replacement being a sizeable tattooed Islander. I grabbed my things out of the wardrobe and got dressed quickly. The thought of fucking any of these women was repulsive to me. It made me realise that some fantasies are maybe not meant to come true. They are better off being just that.... fantasy. I know that there must be far more attractive women around who like to be Gang Banged, and to be honest, despite my experience, if I knew I was going to a party where attractive people were going to be present I think I would give that a go.... maybe. What it did reconfirm for me, is that I am and always will be a "Quality over Quantity" guy. There was something that made me feel a little bit off, seeing a girl take all comers, knowing that all the guys were there for their own gratifcation only. The ability to degrade and unload on or in these women, who seem to have no way of or desire to saying no, was their driving force. There was no way in the world that any of those guys present, would give any of those girls the time of day outside that situation. With that in mind, I would much prefer to attend an orgy or couples party where, the intention was to please everyone. I very casually made my way back through the apartment and I could see I was not the only guy leaving. When I walked through the apartment door and down to the foyer in front of the lifts, I found five other guys waiting. It was an awkward silence. Three of the guys obviously attended together, the other two were also mates. When we got into the lift and the doors shut, the two mates looked at me laughed. One said, "Well that was Shit!!!". Then they agreed that those parties are normally much better than that. I remain sceptical.The other three seem well satisfied with themselves. The Big Ranga in the group said "That C_______ is so fuckin' hot. I was in her to my elbow." He then looked at me an smiled "You have a good time?" I responded, "yeah great...."The lift doors opened and my prophecy proved to be correct. I was forever changed. But then again, every sexual experience I've had, whether through this site, others or just in life in general have changed who I am.... and that's the beauty.... the rush. I was awakened from my thoughts by the Big Ranga. "Coming for a beer?" "No I gotta get back, but thanks. Have a good one". The Big Ranga offered his hand for a shake. It was huge!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Please continue, sorry, but this is laugh out loud material, even though I could imagine your horror at the time.
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RHP User
15 years ago
sheesh DT I have to say Im quite proud of you, not having the experience just for experience sake. At the end of the day we all have to live with ourselves and you've just made it very easy by not partaking. As I was reading I kept thinking, thank god your fb couldn't attend !!!! I'd imagine it would be very confronting for a woman who wasn't off her head and seeing it all through lucid eyes thankyou for sharing your story x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Still not too sure if you are just having us all on but i have held many of my own and they weren't like that plus have been to many an orgy and most participants were slim and gorgeous!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'desserts' Still not too sure if you are just having us all on but i have held many of my own and they weren't like that plus have been to many an orgy and most participants were slim and gorgeous!! I assure you that this is a genuine and recent experience. As I alluded to, I think I would prefer the Orgy scenario as you get to pick and choose who you play with and it is all about mutual gratification. I am sure there are girls who attend Gang Bangs who are great looking, are coherent and not dentally challenged. My experience was not that UNFORTUNATELY.And please understand that I am in no way condemning Gang Bangers or those who are not my cup of tea in the looks department. Each to his or her own. I myself have been turned down by many based on my looks and I am big enough, and apparently ugly enough, to deal with it. This was quite simply a really bad experience, so bad in fact that I thought it was hilarious and worthy of publication.In short it was the longest 6 minutes of my life.... !!!!DT xox
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RHP User
15 years ago
It was the longest 60 minutes of my life.... .... hehehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
DT that was a great read.... You are a very talent writer!! Thank you x
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cbdlivin
15 years ago
I think I recognoised the particular gang bang organiser. I will say I have organised gang bangs for friends over the years and attended ones organised by different people and the experience can go between really great to walking out. Thye particular one you were out sounds like the one I lasted 5 minutes and did not even bother to even take my coat off. I really have to be in the right mood for a gang bang and part of that is not being so overcrowded with guys looking desperate, and having a woman you would like to fuck, I have found helps. Organisers who just invite guys without checking them out are just asking for trouble.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Loved the read, hilarious.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'desserts' Still not too sure if you are just having us all on but i have held many of my own and they weren't like that plus have been to many an orgy and most participants were slim and gorgeous!! I mustn't have been to the ones you went too... LOL, I can't say I've seen all of what DT describes at the SAME event, but... well... I have seen things that cannot be unseen *sobbing in corner, scrubbing at eyes*(thankfully there have also been plenty of gorgeous n cheeky)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Rather boring read....
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RHP User
15 years ago
After all the event.. Wht u ppl suggest is it worth to go for swinger party... Many things pop up in mind.. Wht will be the environment and most importantly the ppl...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I might be a bit of a neandethal myself.... but, I have turned up a few places where I thought I was drawn into some systematic bestiality right of passage. "your local caveman"
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm a educated, experienced and fairly enlightened kind of guy I like to think..... But I'm also a guy who finds sex and sexuality a wonderland of complexity and creativity! I have a few fetishes that are wholesome and well thought out. Here's the rub lol Some folks may say I'm a bit kinky and I guess I am. But I also have a moral code and standards of treating others I feel no need to compromise for my own gains. The eternal quest is how to be kinky and very sexual but meet others who like wise but with standards... And fool can whore their bodies or whore others, but takes something special to balance intense sexuality and a life credo that expects a moral code to be operating 24/7. Why does kinky 98% of the time have to be bed buddies with sleazy?. Rent out the DVD " secretary” Sums up this problem very well and a really beautiful story about the power of real love...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'deepestblue' I'm a educated, experienced and fairly enlightened kind of guy I like to think..... But I'm also a guy who finds sex and sexuality a wonderland of complexity and creativity! I have a few fetishes that are wholesome and well thought out. Here's the rub lol Some folks may say I'm a bit kinky and I guess I am. But I also have a moral code and standards of treating others I feel no need to compromise for my own gains. The eternal quest is how to be kinky and very sexual but meet others who like wise but with standards... And fool can whore their bodies or whore others, but takes something special to balance intense sexuality and a life credo that expects a moral code to be operating 24/7. Why does kinky 98% of the time have to be bed buddies with sleazy?. Rent out the DVD " secretary” Sums up this problem very well and a really beautiful story about the power of real love... I'm probably missing something here, but what has your post got to do with what Deep Thought wrote??
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RHP User
15 years ago
Very good deep thought, at least you had a go, I was trying not to laugh too hard! You should do a novel on this one, you are a talented writer.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm really interested in trying this out but this makes me a little nervous.
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cbdlivin
15 years ago
As a preference I prefer gangbangs of about 6-8 guys for the woman. I don't like these massive groups as it is a little to indiscriminate for me in the people at them. In the smaller groups hopefully you get an organiser who vets the guys to make sure you get a compatible mix, and of course a woman who you want to fuck. I have organised ones like this myself and been in other groups and had some great times. So for you first time experience I hope you have a nice positive experience as it can be a lot of fun. B
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RHP User
15 years ago
omg im excited to hear what happened next... hurry and tell :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
That wanted to make me laugh and cry and shiver, huddled in the corner!!!Great honest account, glad you got out alive!A long time ago we tried a couple of the group things around Sydney with another couple. Even that we found too much of an indiscriminate meat market (even though the meat was of the young sexy kind). Just seeing all the guys trying to get through as many women as they could was kinda funny for me, not so for Mrs Pup who was quite put off by the line up of guys trying to push each other out of the way to get a go!Definitely not for us
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RHP User
15 years ago
Laughing out lowd as hubby read this story to me in bed this morning unfortunately when it said she was pregnant he went all quiet and is still curled up in the fetal position in the walkin robe and wont come out. So had to fnish story by myself MRS SRFUN
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