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T-Shirts you'd wear...
January 04 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Forgot to say that showing her the online store made her smile so much that day which was something she needed... Oh and now I can wear the t-shirt I made for her....;-) Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well there is mine. Usually bound to get a laugh, but unfortunately hasn't managed to get me laid. Why can't the girls believe what it says? LOL So what did this mystery T-Shirt say? You can always change the names to protect the guilty parties.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I pounded the "insert name here" and she moaned.... Was more the sentiment that made her like it :-) Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well i think the t-shirt should say "I pounded the panda and made her moan" Now there's a great idea for a t-shirt, mug, boxers and g-sting What do you think??? xxxpandaxxx
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TeamCougar
16 years ago
My very favourite most wearable t-shirt slogan would be " if you are not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut"amen Dev xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
How about: "Soft on the outside... wet and juicy on the inside !" ohhh that sounds rather rude.. dear me... I need a spank ! Ok then: "Spank me once and I smile, spank me twice and I laugh, spank me thrice and I'm all yours !" Or... "Condoms optional... Chocolate compulsory !" not really true... I'd always use condoms.. I think I could work for one of those slogan companies. Live long and prosper, Ms Saturn (yep... that's a CLASSIC slogan..if you don't get it then you don't get me ! LOL)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey - I'm seriously considering this as a side line to pay for my flights all round Australia ;-) MsSaturn - your store will be up by the end of the day... expect an email from me ;-) Mikle - no - I'd not steal your idea... but maybe I can "borrow it" ;-) I'll give you a discount on the t-shirt :-) Pandateddy - love the idea... let me get on it... I suppose you will want a cute furry panda there too... (oh - just checked your profile and I see that panda is clean shaved/waxed... so I'll organise that too)... I have a T-shirt that says "Don't believe anything I say..." then I got pulled over for an RBT by the police... they loved it... :-) Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
"I fucked your wife"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Saw this years ago and a guy "You've been a bad bad girl, Now go straight to my room!!" Love that one...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Carefull who you stand next to when wearing that one....lol Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
how about "dont confuse your ambitions with your abilities"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Got an std.....wtf... I must be losing my sense of humour for forums..... sweetpetite41..
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RHP User
16 years ago
I used to think I was lazy...so I gave up thinking !cheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle'Was that for a random breast test? Yes seen a couple like this at Jay Jays, which is where I picked up the one you see me wearing.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mine would have either: Caution: Slippery when wet or Caution: Dangerous curves xxMiss Honeyxx
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Mr_Invisible
16 years ago
I have a few good shirts One says "Ask me about my large attractive penis" Its a lie... its not large... but its kinda attractive I have many others Wearing one now that says "Tis better to have loved and lost ... than live with a psycho the rest of your life"
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have one that I wear out to CI that says...IM HERE ABOUT THE BLOW JOBKinda appropriate considering my nick....lol.Cant wear it anywhere else though :(Just my opinion....BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some great ones: "My anger management classes piss me off" (I got it and i always gets a giggle). "I have been a bad bad dog...now about that rolled up newspaper..." "oral sex and rimming....it's jsut s slip of the tongue" Please post the url of the online store. thanks BJ - please turn up at my place wearing that t-shirt of yours
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RHP User
16 years ago
....um now seriously.....about that rolled up newspaper.... BBD
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RHP User
16 years ago
I just went for a ride and pulled into a coffee shop at a wharf where there is a boutique hotel situated... walking along, I guess I must have been smiling at one of these threads in my i-phone... I looked up.. and sitting there was a most beautiful woman, alone watching me... I smiled.. she smiled.. our eyes locked.... I winked.. her smile widened.. then I tripped over a potplant. Anyway... just nearby there was a shop and in teh window was a shirt that Charlie Sheen wears in 2 and 1/2 Men... so I figured I'd buy one.. put it on.. and walk back and sit with that babe... on the way back.... I noticed that her date had shown up. :( Stupid shirt. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
>Person's Name< Then a photo of their face Then underneath the words... "MAKES ME MOIST"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Has changed his name to "Cheatah Woods" Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
I cringe everytime I see anybody who wears t-shirts like this.Seriously...you're a tool if you walk around with those t-shirts.
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RHP User
16 years ago
So you don't wear them??What's YOUR excuse then??LMFAO!!!Just my opinion....(actually...I think this one is the general consensus)BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
one of my mates has a shirt which just has "ATM" (ass to mouth) in big, bold letters. good thing about it is that it is subtle, it would take someone who knows the term ass to mouth who is also switched on to understand the shirt.i've wanted to get a shirt printed which reads "will backflip for boobies" for a while. would any girls here get em out for a backflip? :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
A t-shirt I bought for a good friend of mine two years ago said it all...VIQUEENS SUCKHe he, and God bless him, he still wears it! Viking
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RHP User
16 years ago
I like wearing this one around the holidays.... hope it shows up as I just added it to my profile otherwise this won't make any sense,lol! Just in case it says "Dear Santa, Let me explain....." looks great without a bra, and the 'I've been a naughty girl' is automatically implied :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Panda to my needs" xxxpandaxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahah...yes some t shirts look corny or bogan like. But better than a wind cheater and golf hat on ya profile...zzzzz ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'NeoAndBlaze' hahah...yes some t shirts look corny or bogan like. But better than a wind cheater and golf hat on ya profile...zzzzz ;) God u ppl make me laugh...please keep it up!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
www.tshirthell.comSome very naughty ones on there, but some funny ones too, I've got about 6.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I was living in UK when Australia first won the Americas cup .....yatch race....1986/7 ? I had a beautifully illustrated t shirt with a kangaroo doing an eagle doggy style...........no caption required ppl used to stop me in the street to ask me to explain.......LOL also................ my son is into computers.........for his 21st i wanted all the adults to wear t-shirts that said "I SEE NERDS'.............he thought it was hillarious but didnt know if his mates would be offended .....LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
hubby has one "free breast massage" which i wear occasionally. and 'the liver is evil and must be punished'id have 'fuck off, im not grumpy' for the days when i get why are u grumpy??? when im actually not.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm being naughtySO WHAT!Hehehe... hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mine say SWALLOW or it's going in your eye
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RHP User
16 years ago
"how many time must i play carcasonne before i get good sex?"and yes it exists~laughs~
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RHP User
16 years ago
When we go to Ci sometime...I'll wear my BJ one and you wear the swallow one ok?? LMFAO!!!BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some seen recently that cracked me up: "Santa, please define naughty" "But Santa, I was a GOOD girl!" "My girlfriend can't wrestle for shit, but you should see her box!" "Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes" "If you are reading this, part one of my evil plan is complete!"
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Gargling is just showing off!"
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RHP User
16 years ago
THE OFFICIAL * BITCH * CARDBEAUTIFULINTELLIGENTTALENTEDCUNNINGHORNY
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Next"
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RHP User
16 years ago
"No soup for you"
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Letsgetcrazy09
16 years ago
Two slogans for you Wayne, saw them many years ago when I was but a pup. Still laugh about em today. Work best in the following order I Nibble Nobbys Nuts I'm Nobby Cheers Lets
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RHP User
16 years ago
for the additional slogans... still working hard on this - taking a little longer than I anticipated, but getting there :-) Wayne
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