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Supposing

February 23 2011

Someone opened your profile, and your theme song started playing.What does it say about you? What would you choose?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    So what would yours be Kev? I think mine would be............................... Bad Company and "Fell like making love" well it gets me horny so I could just look at my own profile all the time hehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    When are RHP gonna put a spell checker in :) "Feel like making love"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Do I get ten cents for every listen.... LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I was just thinking about this the other day! . Mine would definitely be I want you but I don't need you. Originally by Momus but I particularly like the Amanda Palmer cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UYEZnhnVCg. LyricsI like you, and I'd like you to like me to like youBut I don't need youDon't need you to want me to like youBecause if you didn't like meI would still like you, you see.I lick you, I like you to like me to lick youBut I don't need youDon't need you to like me to lick youIf your pleasure turned into painI would still lick for my personal gain.I fuck you, and I love you to love me to fuck youBut I don't fucking need youDon't need you to need me to fuck youIf you need me to need you to fuckThat fucks everything up.I want you, and I want you to want me to want youBut I don't need youDon't need you to need me to need youThat's just meSo take me or leave meBut please don't need meDon't need me to need you to need meCos we're here one minute, the next we're deadSo love me and leave meBut try not to need meEnough saidI want you, but I don't need you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Here I go - Whitesnake...or maybe Pink's U and Ur Hand ..."I'm not here for your entertainment..you don't really want to masturbate tonight" - yes, I know they are not the correct lyrics..but it is what I thought she was singing, and it is in context lol...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    It's all right to be myself

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    The theme from Benny Hill of course.HugsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    "Like a Virgin" (Madonna)"You got nothing I want" (Cold Chisel)"I wanna sex you up" (Color Me Bad)"Sexual Healing" (Marvin Gaye)and on other days it is me chasing Stalky around trying to hit him on the head while the Benny Hill music is playing.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Good work Stalkers.......cracked me up! Cheers Kev.....who the f*%k is Kev.....hehehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Theme to Croc Dundee.....love that piece of music. I don't know what it means though....but it always gets the blood bumping.Everytime I have music night I start off with that.It would be really cool to be able to embed music to our profiles though, a bit like that social networkingsite....wtf is it called.....can't remember for the life of me, ahh well.Cheers Trev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'xxticklishxx' So what would yours be Kev? I think mine would be............................... Bad Company and "Fell like making love" well it gets me horny so I could just look at my own profile all the time hehe Bad Company "Can't get enough"Stevie Ray Vaughan "The house is rockin'", orAC/DC "Big balls"

  • mick19781

    mick19781

    15 years ago

    Easy Black eyed peas " I got a Feeling " Thats me lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Detachable Penis.......................

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    But it might be My Humps by Black Eyed Peas :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    NIN - Closer Or..perhaps...Darren Hayes - Insatiable

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'xxticklishxx' When are RHP gonna put a spell checker in :)I am in total agreement! A spell checker would save me lots of greif! I can barely type my own name with out misspelling it :) Of course, my name would not register in a spell checker, so I guess there is no hope for me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Shelter from the Storm, one of my favorite songs of all time. But I would have to be able reserve the right to change my theme song often. Like Meeka says, it really does depend on the day. I will take Curiousnewgirl's lead, and post the lyrics for those who want to read them. I am sorry they are so long. Bob Dylan can be verbose... Shelter From The Storm ’Twas in another lifetime, one of toil and bloodWhen blackness was a virtue and the road was full of mudI came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” And if I pass this way again, you can rest assuredI’ll always do my best for her, on that I give my wordIn a world of steel-eyed death, and men who are fighting to be warm“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Not a word was spoke between us, there was little risk involvedEverything up to that point had been left unresolvedTry imagining a place where it’s always safe and warm“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” I was burned out from exhaustion, buried in the hailPoisoned in the bushes an’ blown out on the trailHunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Suddenly I turned around and she was standin’ thereWith silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers in her hairShe walked up to me so gracefully and took my crown of thorns“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Now there’s a wall between us, somethin’ there’s been lostI took too much for granted, got my signals crossedJust to think that it all began on a long-forgotten morn“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Well, the deputy walks on hard nails and the preacher rides a mountBut nothing really matters much, it’s doom alone that countsAnd the one-eyed undertaker, he blows a futile horn“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” I’ve heard newborn babies wailin’ like a mournin’ doveAnd old men with broken teeth stranded without loveDo I understand your question, man, is it hopeless and forlorn?“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” In a little hilltop village, they gambled for my clothesI bargained for salvation an’ they gave me a lethal doseI offered up my innocence and got repaid with scorn“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Well, I’m livin’ in a foreign country but I’m bound to cross the lineBeauty walks a razor’s edge, someday I’ll make it mineIf I could only turn back the clock to when God and her were born“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” Copyright © 1974 by Ram's Horn Music; renewed 2002 by Ram’s Horn Music

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    UPRISING!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I believe I can fly...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Seven nation army - best riff of all time...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Don't know that I ever feel exactly the same on any given day....hell, that can change by the minute sometimes so as long as I could pick one depending on the mood I was in: | Bryan Adams __ "The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You" __ "One Night Love Affair" __ "Never Let Go" | Joe Satriani __ "I Believe" __ "Crying" __ "Midnight" | Deep Purple __ "Almost Human" | The Doobie Brothers __ "Dangerous" | Meeka's virgin idea isn't bad...but I flew to the Virgin Islands once and they sent me home. Come on guys, I was only there hoping... | ...I could get recyled. | Not really, I was hoping to find an island full of them to convert to the dark side of Midnight.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Bad to the bone or One scotch, one bourbon, one beer or i drink akone,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaahais there a theme here,ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaEarlgot Benny Hill as me ring tone man,ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    would have to be....Gimme Head by the Radiators.LMAO!!BJxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Good work Stalkers.......cracked me up! Cheers Kev.....who the f*%k is Kev.....hehehe Kev rhymes with Nev. Just trying to help keep you incognito :0 Sorry Give Nev a kiss when you see him

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Muse: Feeling Good

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Geri Halliwell - Look at Me (baahahahaha!!! I can't believe I wrote that in a public forum!!!) and then for some profile readers only... Jace Everett - Bad Things or maybe Mousse T and Emma Langford - Fire or even Alex Kid - Come with Me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I wasn't upset....I was just teasin ya....lol I have been called far worse!No apology required, but thank you.Cheers Nev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    for me: . Divinyls - I touch myself . Madoona - Hanky Panky . Chris Isaack - Please . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I have a Radiators "Gimme Head Live", Singlet, somewhere, sadly I doubt it would still fit me. I used to get some looks when I wore that...lolGo the Rads!I have many Radiators albums.I haven't seen them live for yonks.Cheers Nev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    a heart warming ballad called 'good mourning/black friday'...heres a verse- . bodies convulse in agony and pain i mangle their face till no features remain a blade for the butchering, i cut them to shreds first take out the organs, then cut off their heads the remains of the flesh now sop under my feet one more bloody massacre, the murders complete i seek to dismember, a sadist fiend and blood baths are my way of getting clean. . dont judge me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Some other goodies from the DivynlsLay your Body downor Love SchoolCheers Nev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Donna Summer......Love to Love you babe.....mmmmm.... all those wonderful orgasmic bits.... Current.....AC/DC Thunderstruck!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Lay your Body down Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.I love to hear you o-ra-lize,When I'm between your thighs,You blow me awaaay.Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-ly.Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,If we sit on our facesIn all sorts of placesAnd play...'till we're blown awaaaaaaaaaay.Obvious really! lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Nine Inch Nails Closer

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I think mine would be somthing likeDon't You Need by Melissa-EtheridgeI had a dream late last nightThe water was running lowAnd my fields were on fire, burning my skyMy body was moving slowAnd when I awoke I tasted the sweat of desire in my mouthAnd I realized my heart had abducted my mindAnd they were last seen headed southNow I can't sleep I'm so wiredAnd I find myself screaming outDon't you need don't you wantCan't you taste it when you're aloneDon't you cry don't you feelSometimes I wonder if you are realDon't you bleedDon't you needThere's no quenching the thirst there's no reliefFor the hungry at heartAnd as far as you're concerned I'm just a thiefEntertaining in the darkBut it's you that holds the cardsNow that the joker is wildDon't you want to lay it downAnd feel your skin against the groundDon't you want to ride the stormAnd then sleep inside the calmDon't you want to get that highDon't you want to be satisfiedWell if you don't want it from meDon't you needI had a dream late last nightThe water was running lowAnd my fields were on fire burning my skyHow was I to knowThat I burn every night in my dreamsAnd only morning can set me freeDon't you need don't you wantCan't you taste it when you're aloneDon't you cry don't you feelSometimes I wonder if you are realDon't you bleedDon't you need

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Baby your a "firework"!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    It would have tobe ANIMAL, Fuck Like A Beast by W.A.S.P or SUNSETSUPERMAN by DIO

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Stroker Ace by Lovage."I love to lap a spot of cream..."

  • BradBrisCanHost

    BradBrisCanHost

    15 years ago

    It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing):0Have fun peoplesBrad

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' The theme from Benny Hill of course.HugsStalky Pmsl. Too funny Stalky. How about the theme to the Banana Splits show. Probably not for my profile but others may like it. Tralala-lalalala...Tralala-lalalalala. . As has already been said it would depend upon my mood and who I was looking to attract at the time. Some of mine would be; . Ticks - Brad Paisley, Let me touch you for a while - Alison Krauss, Hello - The Cat Empire, Lay your hands on me - Bon Jovi, Come on-A my house - Rosemary Clooney, Lay your love on me - Roachford, Real good man - Tim McGraw, Life is a highway - Tom Cochrane, Shadowboxer - Fiona Apple, Ain't goin' down ('til the sun comes up) - Garth Brooks, Lonely ol' night - John Mellencamp, Gimme all your lovin' - ZZ Top, Building a mystery - Sarah McLachlan, Life ain't always beautiful - Gary Allan, When the sand runs out - Rascal Flatts, Live like you were dying - Tim McGaw, and No reigns - Rascal Flatts. . Also "Take me there" by Rascal Flatts and "Over and over" by Mindy McCready if I were to be looking for a serious relationship. . For a laugh then it would be "Online" by Brad Paisley and "The truth about men" by Tracy Byrd. . I guess that my list says I might be fun, sensual, sexual and that I live for the moment. What do you think? . Great idea for a thread Nev, Kev, Trev or whoever you are. . Cheers Rusty

  • WeLoveTwo

    WeLoveTwo

    15 years ago

    SEX I'M A - Berlin Great song and it us to a tea

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Cannot beat Closer - Nine Inch Nails

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Mine would be "Crazy Bitch" by BuckcherryBreak me down, you got a lovely faceWe're going to your place, and now you got to freak me outScream so loud, getting fuckin' laidYou want me to stay but I got to make my wayHey! You're a crazy bitchBut you fuck so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream I'm doing you all nightScratches all down my back to keep me right onHey! You're a crazy bitchBut you fuck so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream I'm doing you all nightScratches all down my back to keep me right onTake it off, the paper is your gameYou jump in bed with fameAnother one night paid in fullYou're so fine, it won't be a lossCashing in the rocks just to get you face to faceHey! You're a crazy bitchBut you fuck so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream I'm doing you all nightScratches all down my back to keep me right onHey! You're a crazy bitchBut you fuck so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream I'm doing you all nightScratches all down my back to keep me right onGet the video, fuck you so goodGet the video, fuck you so goodCrazy bitch, crazy bitchCrazy, bitchHey! You're a crazy bitchBut you fuck so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream I'm doing you all nightScratches all down my back to keep me right onHey! You're a crazy bitchBut you fuck so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream I'm doing you all nightScratches all down my back, c'monBaby girl you want it allTo be a star you'll have to go downTake it off no need to talkYou're crazy but I like the way you fuck meHey! You're a crazy bitchBut you fuck so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream I'm doing you all nightScratches all down my back to keep me right onHey! You're a crazy bitchBut you fuck so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream I'm doing you all nightScratches all down my back to keep me right onYou keep me right onYou're crazy but I like the way you fuck me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Now ...what was it was called.By the same band that did "Three little pigs".Be right back while I go check it out!ok consulted the cd collection, the song is "obey the cowgod" by Green Jellymight go see if it is on youtube!Cheers Nev....of course once I post this then listen to it I might be wishing for a delete button!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    S&M by Rihanna...Feels so good being badThere's no way Im turning backNow the pain is my pleasurecause nothing could measureLove is great Love is fineoutta box outta lineThe affliction of the feelingleaves me wanting moreBecause I may be bad but Im perfectly good at itsex in the air, I dont care, I love the smell of itSticks and stone may break my bonesbut chains and whips excite me...I like it like it!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph, better known as the Benny Hill theme.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    There are too many to list, not enough that would have any sexual meaning... although if im in an S&M mood maybe one of those ominous russian operas would be appropriate lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    S&M by RihannaorDirty Talk by Wynter Gordon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    :-0 Well how about that... i think i'd have to agree w you there GCNudeGuy...!!!!!!! ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    hahahahaha ... I fell once .. making love

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    but deep down im a hopeless romanticso would be:Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back: P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Bad to the bone or One scotch, one bourbon, one beer or i drink akone,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaahais there a theme here,ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaEarlgot Benny Hill as me ring tone man,ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha I saw Joe Cocker, George Thorogood & the Destroyers, and Deisel in concert down in Bowral.... it was bloody good I have to say!Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    one line from the The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang an old fave of mine from the 90's... :) " you and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do in the Discovery Channel......" and would suit most mens penchant for doggy I imagine lol lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    So many great songs to choose from...Glory Box by Portishead would probably be my choice Closer is a great one too though - great to dance to, get the home fires burning...Although Faith No More's Naked in Front of the Computer would be apropos for RHP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hi, Thats a hard question. I would like Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce, as its a general happy fun song to bounce around the room to and dance and just have fun with Or soemthing cheesey like "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins, as its a a funny cheesy song but from the old classic film TOP Gun Waggy83

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Especially the verse..."Don't want to be on top of your listMonopoly and properly kissedWe overcome in sixty secondsWith the strength we have to togetherBut for now, emotional ties they stay severedWhen there’s trust there’ll be treatsAnd when we funk we'll hear beats"I'm surprised though, that none of you gorgeous and feisty women out there have chosen Heart's "Barracuda" as their theme song! OOOHHH, Barracuda!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'MrStripey'Especially the verse... "Don't want to be on top of your listMonopoly and properly kissedWe overcome in sixty secondsWith the strength we have to togetherBut for now, emotional ties they stay severedWhen there’s trust there’ll be treatsAnd when we funk we'll hear beats" I'm surprised though, that none of you gorgeous and feisty women out there have chosen Heart's "Barracuda" as their theme song! I went and checked that out because I loved Karmacoma. awesome song . as for what hasn't been picked, I'm surprised none of the guys have chosen Grinderman - No Pussy Blues.. hehehe I saw a girl in the crowdI went over, I shouted outI asked if I could take her outBut she said that she didn't want toI changed the sheets on my bedI combed the hairs across my headI sucked in my gut and still she said That she just didn't want toI read her Eliot, I read her YeatsI tried my best to stay up lateI fixed the hinges on her gateBut still she just never wanted toI bought her a dozen snow white dovesI did her dishes in rubber glovesI called her Honeybee, I called her loveBut she just still didn't want toShe just never wants toDAMN!I sent her every type of flowerI played her a guitar by the hourI petted her revolting little ChihuahuaBut still she just didn't want toI wrote a song with a hundred linesI picked a bunch of dandelionsI walked her through the trembling pinesBut she just even then didn't want toShe just never wants toI thought I'd try another tactI drank a litre of CognacI threw her down upon her backBut she just laughed and said she just didn't want toI thought I'd have another goI called her my little hoI felt like Marcel Marceau must feelBut she said she just never wanted toShe just didn't want toI've got the No Pussy BluesI've got the No Pussy BluesI've got the No Pussy Blues!DAMN!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    How are you lovely lady? Awww that Mr P of yours is one lucky fella me thinks!Wishing you guys all the best.Cheers Nev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Ouch baby, ouch! :P I like your moxy though c_n_g78 and it's great to see another Massive Attack fan on RHP. So going on that angle of songs that could portray hidden things, I wonder if any women will mention "Dissolved Girl"? ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I love R kelly's 12play or sex in the kitchen...not so much for the lyrics but more the smoothness of it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    don't worry baby by the beach boys.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Im too sexy by Right Said Fred

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' The theme from Benny Hill of course.HugsStalky I reckon people just wouldn't be able to stop themselves from going to your site everyday just for a giggle, i think it is an awesome choice! :) I'd go the banjo tune from 'Deliverance' lol!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'MrStripey'Especially the verse... "Don't want to be on top of your listMonopoly and properly kissedWe overcome in sixty secondsWith the strength we have to togetherBut for now, emotional ties they stay severedWhen there’s trust there’ll be treatsAnd when we funk we'll hear beats" I'm surprised though, that none of you gorgeous and feisty women out there have chosen Heart's "Barracuda" as their theme song! OOOHHH, Barracuda!! Soooooooooooooooooooo would pick that for mine if i was in a 'prowling' mood ;) I've got dibs on it when RHP forgo a much needed spell checker from their budget and instead provide an app for us to upload a theme song to to our profiles AND make it so a profile won't open without a sound file attached lol!!:)Love it! (BTW I'd be the Drew Barrymore Angel, I always think of the Charlies Angels movies when i hear that song!)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Dueling Banjos, Boobalicious?? "Can you squeal like a pig boy?" That's kinda scary, but bloody hysterical at the same time! You know, there's a kazoo version on YouTube. Oh and Yeah it reminds me of Charlie's Angles as well. Lucy Liu in that tight leather pencil skirt as teacher... Golly!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Romancefor4' Im too sexy by Right Said Fred Ha ha, I love that song - it's hilarious! So cheesey!No idea what my theme song would be... I listen to too much death metal, not really the most romantic stuff :PI guess some sort of up-beat folk/metal tune in Swedish would be alright, even if most people might not get it, ha ha!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'MrStripey'Dueling Banjos, Boobalicious?? "Can you squeal like a pig boy?" That's kinda scary, but bloody hysterical at the same time! You know, there's a kazoo version on YouTube. Oh and Yeah it reminds me of Charlie's Angles as well. Lucy Liu in that tight leather pencil skirt as teacher... Golly! But on this site, maybe scary is good too, might keep away the peeps with no imagination? P.S. No, thankfully my talents do not extend to squealing like a pig boy...!! Gonna go look for the kazoo version now lol! Oh and speaking of YouTube and animal sounds, it takes me back to last April, at work i was nick named 'barking dog' (not a sex thing don’t worry), I was just the first to get a bad cough, it happened to be at the time that the Current Affair Barking Dog Man went round the world overnight on YouTube with his renactment of nasty doges in his neighbourhood. It has been remixed so many times and is just too funny, it got a lot of airplay from my workmates! And again I should have probably been embarrassed, or not happy with my new name, but every time i watched one of the clips tears would roll down my face coz it is just sooo funny. I'll do anything for a good laugh (well, nearly anything...;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    As soon as they open it up it should burst into " Who can it be now" and as they click out "Am I ever gunna see your face again"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You aint seen nothin yet Bachman Turner overdrive lolMrs xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    The dexter theme song :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Closer by nine inch nails But anything by nine inch nails is good But also: Master and Slave beast of bourbon Femme Fatale the velvet underground And of course walk on the wildside would suffice 

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I was just thinking about this the other day! . Mine would definitely be I want you but I don't need you. Originally by Momus but I particularly like the Amanda Palmer cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UYEZnhnVCgOh a woman after my own heart! I just saw AFP play a few weeks ago. It was fantastic.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Planet Girl by Zodiac Mindwarp and The Love Reaction would have been mine a few years agoStrange, Deranged She's A Bullet-Proof Poem Dance Trance Drugs In A Star War Zone Laser Beam Lips Give Me Kiss Of Life Sex Explosion With Baby Midnight Psyhcotic Erotic Wanna Mad Energy Electrons Snap When She Touch Me Divine, Drunk, Goddess Of Love Oh Yeah.Actually it's probably still that song but we'd need to find a song for Mr Ampersand too. Maybe the Revolting Cocks cover of Do You Think I'm Sexy?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I Like That !!! Static Revenger mmmmmm yep

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Is this a trick question??? . Hehe

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i'm going with the Muppets life's a circus, it's just that the tents seem to get bigger

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    "we get drunk" by Jimmy Buffett or Rodney Charingtons "show them to me "

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Kevin Bloody Wilson - Iv got a tongue that's ten inches long, and Iv learned to breathe thru me' ears............

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Kevin Bloody Wilson - Iv got a tongue that's ten inches long, and Iv learned to breathe thru me' ears............

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    When I was young I wanted to lose my virginity to Smashing Pumpkins 'Tonight tonight' - didn't happen...But had great first week sex with now hubby to Ben Harper 'Sexual Healing'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    If you opened my profile and it had a theme song it would be: < Drum roll please.............. < Do You Want To Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by the one and the only Gary Glitter! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    "Don't Call Me Baby" - Madison Avenue ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Ruby Tuesday by the Rolling Stonesx Hugs Ruby

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    The theme song to Jaws would be good. Or Big Girls by Mika Hugs roxxy

  • kinkster73

    kinkster73

    14 years ago

    Poison- nothin but a good time I think a lot of the women on here should have the theme song Poison- u can look but u can't touch Im sure most guys will understand after listening to it... Lol

  • kinkster73

    kinkster73

    14 years ago

    Poison- nothin but a goo time

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    for me : Lordi - Whos Your Daddy?   Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Whatever I said last time....lol Cheers Felonius

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    How to Strip - by the Sonny Lester Orchestra   Classic burlesque strip music     Its where my heart is at the mo...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    So you've got a 12 inch cock? THAT DON'T IMPRESSIN ME MUCH! kidding... Sort of. "Hello" by Martin Solveig (sp?) seems fitting as does "cigarettes and chocolate milk.". A bit of a tease and mostly uninterested. Hedonist and binger (sex being the vice du jour) but fortunately, disciplined enough to stay away until the supply of the good stuff is in limitless supply.

  • Zsuza69

    Zsuza69

    14 years ago

    "Im sexy and i know it" even if eveyone else doesnt think so lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ..."Bad to the Bone" so I'll have to go with my message tone, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap", AC/DC!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Zsuza69'"Im sexy and i know it" even if eveyone else doesnt think so lol ...but if you're the one in the red bra, I agree whole heartedly.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    K-7"Come baby come"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    smooth operator....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Mine would be - I can tell .. by 504 boyz. And it would say I'm horny... Kinda no other way to put it.Opening chorus of song ... Really just speaks for it's self. (Jamo) You ain't gotta say too much From the look in your eyes I can tell you want to fuck (Mercedes) And you ain't gotta call me ya boo Just as bad as you wanna fuck I wanna fuck too ....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Kelly78'Mine would be - I can tell .. by 504 boyz. And it would say I'm horny... Kinda no other way to put it.Opening chorus of song ... Really just speaks for it's self. (Jamo) You ain't gotta say too much From the look in your eyes I can tell you want to fuck (Mercedes) And you ain't gotta call me ya boo Just as bad as you wanna fuck I wanna fuck too ....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Nice Kelly :-) - hope you are well - Dan x