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Super kink!

March 24 2012

Okay then, you kinky sods. My kids have been watching their 'Avengers' DVD. My mind began to wander (shock,horror) and I recalled a xxx comic, in Ribald back in the eighties, in which Bruce Banner wandered happlessly into a gay bar. He was accosted by a big, gay, hairy biker in the men's room. Well it wasn't anger that triggered his transformation into the Hulk but arousal. I'll leave it to your imagination to picture the mess a huge, gamma irradiated hard on would do to the unfortunate biker's throat. So anyway, if you were a superhero, which would you be? For myself, I think it would have to be Iron Man. Just imagine the prosthesis that Tony Stark could develop for that suit. Does the expression, "Hard as iron" mean anything to you?

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I've even got the outfit stowed away somewhere. I wonder if I could still fit in it?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...would be the Invisible Man. I don't know if he was a true "super hero" but come on...the idea of being able to wander around naked and go wherever you liked without being seen? The changing room during the Victoria's Secrets runway shows....I'd hang out there. | Forget saving the world...who wants to fight anyway?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Superman was flying through the air above the city. As he passed over one of the tallest syscrapers, he noticed Wonder Woman sunbaking nude. He thought about how hot she looked. She had her legs apart and her head craned back, it looked like she was ready for some sex. Superman wanted to fly down and put the hard word on her but his super ego cuoldn't handle a rejection. He decided to fly down at super-hyper speed, do the business and fly away again before she even realised what had hapened. Down he swooped, bang and he was away. "What the fuck was that??!!!" Wonder Woman exclaimed. "Dunno!" replied the invisible man, "But, Christ, my clacker hurts!"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    bugger....i thought i was a superhero already..... i mean.....why else would i wear my reg grundies on the outside?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    dont know about bikers throated being the unfortunate part ,i had a nasty vission of his head popping like a pimple as hulk drove him hard from behind... lizzard man be cool ..with tongue like that all the girls would love you

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Well she did help save her husband, and god I could do with a body like that.   well ok no super hero   I am already wonder woman, once I get men in my lasso of truth, they confess it all. So I know who is married and who is not. Not that I give a rats arse.   Maybe I need to patent that thing and give it to all the gals who want to find Mr Right on here and not Mr O so wrong for me.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Ms Cara was a very sexy Cat Women last week, and has made special appearances as Super Girl and Wonder Woman. Are there any female super hero's that are not seriously hot?Men in tights with budgie smugglers on the outside are just somehow not as sexy. For me though it's probably Duff Man, he's a man's man and always brings a party!Mr Chick

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ... don't need super hero powers. We just wiggle our hips, flutter our eyelashes & give that come hither look ;-)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I would have to be cat woman. I just got my custom made PVC suit last week, meow! Sexy , strong and independent ...definitely my kind of girl:P Now what would be a good place to wear my new costume... Maybe the Hellfire a club in Sydney?? Minxy xx purrrr

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Warrior woman so I can kick some serious arse!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Yes please please please go to hellfire in your cat woman outfit! It will be purrrrfect attire. Hehe. I reckon spiderman's powers would be quite useful in the bedroom. But I think he needs a cape. I'd feel kind of nude having superpowers without a cape. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    For some reason, I've always imagined you jumping around in a cape and nothing else.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Zorro ;) Wearing black as my standard outfit, sweeping the girls of their feet, carrying a whip for those kinky situations, and rope to tie u up to the bed.. I do have the "Antonio Banderas" accent as well ;) Crome fighter? Not yet, call the police for that...I'm a lover not a fighter *grin* td&h

  • MegaSin

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    14 years ago

    Love the idea of Cat Woman and Wonder Woman outfits!! Forget Hellfire Minxy, I'll bring my fire costume to you should you share your cat woman with me ;)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'jensman1903' For some reason, I've always imagined you jumping around in a cape and nothing else. I have a suspicion there are mesh undies with the S on them involved somewhere... (or left on the floor somewhere...)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Stalky you wear your cape and mesh "s" undies and I'd love to go with you!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Batman.Always my favourite superhero- he is the only superhero I know who's powers are man made and not alien or morphic :)Cass xxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I hate to be the one to tell you this and burst you little balloon text box with the word *~WHAM~* written in it, but there's something you should know. | Quoting 'multiples_xxx' Always my favourite superhero- he is the only superhero I know who's powers are man made and not alien or morphic :) | Between the overly tight Kevlar Bat suit and the steroids at the gym pumping iron....my balls are the size of peas and I have a shoestring where my penis used to be...sorry, I knew this job was dangerous when I took it. | You're cute though...want me to sign your comic book?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'd definitely be She-ra! Anyone out there remember her?? I watched this religiously as a little girl and still remember everything about her (specifically her hot outfit and delectible body). I couldn't really remember what her specific powers were so Wikipedia helped me out - She-Ra is known for her incredible strength. She is addressed as "The Princess of Power" and on multiple occasions considered "The Most Powerful Woman in the Universe". Many times she has been shown to be able to lift not only full-grown men and robots, but also mountain-like rocks and buildings. Like He-man, her twin, She-ra's only weapon was her sword which she could morph into any number of things upon command (i.e. rope, chains, fire, shield, net, space helmet,boomerang, etc...) I'm thinking sex toys here - how handy would that be? No searching in bedside tables half-way through foreplay looking for my vibrator....Mmmmmm, space helmet.....kinky. Mrs Waterbabes

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Before there were Super Heroes there were the Gods and Goddesses......my particular favourite is Freya the Norse Goddess.....she was the goddess of love and beauty ,a patron of young lovers and often appeared unclothed to her followers. She was unrestrained in her passions.....,all the gods were fair game to Freya,she was also a warrior goddess and lead the Valkyrie. in her charriot across the heavens.   Think I might just go and channel my innner Freya for awhile.....where is that charriot and my moggies....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    How would sSailor Moon fit in? I had the costume when I was maybe 10... pretty sure you could get adult sizes.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'pleasurestategrl'How would sSailor Moon fit in? I had the costume when I was maybe 10... pretty sure you could get adult sizes. Now make sure you post those pics when you get it in adult size.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    HaHa.. ill keep an eye out then jensman!