M64
Summertime parties....
February 09 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Driving to pick up a friend for a pornstar party in a Naughty nun's habit with red fishnets, black mini and half a shirt that started under my red bra and came across a breathalyser blitz. They waved me over but they were really busy tho so i just kept driving and praying and they didn't seem to notice, praise Jesus!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ill express pack the pink boa...Darhhling....that will transend all of those categoriesapart from that wear black...its soo slimming and soo sexy with flesh
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RHP User
15 years ago
i reckon u could show up wearing a burlap sack and still be a hit. . heres what happened to my cousin one time... it was stinking hot weather and she was wearing a skimpy top, and took off her skirt while driving home just for the sake of comfort. she is a superb athlete and has a smokin' hot body. am i allowed to say that? fuck it, too late now. anyway, she was pulled over for a breath test and sitting there not wearing much more than her undies, the coppers eyes were bulging out of his head. he let her go of course, and not 10min later she was pulled over by another cop for a random licence and registration check. gotta love the police radio.
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RHP User
15 years ago
A trench coat and bike boots. Covers all bases and all bits. Only expose when the need........arises....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Seeing as you ride the second best brand of bike on earth, you will be stylin it up in Leathers!Now, some 63 years ago, a brilliant man by the name of George De Mestral, was hiking with his dog, when he invented a BRILLIANT new addition to clothing......VELCRO.......Leathers= Awesome stylinVelcro= Easy on - Easy offLeathers + Velcro = Stalkies, ultimate party frock!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well Stalky - if dirty fuckker invited me to a dirty fuckker party I think I would like them to wear someing that I can just rip right of their body. Even better if I can rip it in two..... As for who do you fuck first - I suppose it would have to be the one you want the most. If they will have you that is. xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well Hellfire has a cloak room so you can wear or take off whatever you like when you get there. You need to fit in with the other boys so maybe just some leather g-strings and dog collar. All that dancing makes you all sweaty so you need to wear something cool. Then your passenger friend can lead you around by the collar. Mmm would LURVE to see that. hahaha Next weekend did you say? I am not sure you would be able to convince your pillion passenger to go for the helmet and stilettos and nothing else look. But what about a leather bra and skirt, crotchless fishnets & nothing else? That way you can cope a feel every time you stop at the lights. LOL. xxxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've learnt from going to Saints n Sinners last year that a good costume is one that can double as a fancy dress outfit for my 6 year old ! She LOVES wearing my see thru black lace skirt. She wears it with funky tights underneath. Sometimes she parades around in the 9inche stripper heals. From now on whenever I spend money on a 'party" outfit I consider if I can hand it down to Little Miss' fancy dress box ! xx Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Stalky,Surely you cannot be serious I mean, we have seen you at some of these parties of which you speak and you seem to always be naked at the first opportunity, thus we suggest the birthday suit as adequate .And as Sheba has said, your suit is fine But on the note of a serious answer, dress comfortably in terms of an outfit with which you are comfortable and if that means getting changed at a venue, than pack a backpack - we do Shebagaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
My partner was wearing full lycra fetish wear with a leather collar and chain leash. I was wearing fishnets, short skirt and leather corset. We got pulled over for a breath test but the officer didn't seem to notice anything unusual. Some friends of mine got pulled over for a breath test. The driver and one passenger were dressed as adult babies and the other passenger was wearing fetish. The officer was trying to discretely beckon over his colleagues to come and see who he was testing but without success. I bet that gave them something to laugh about back at the station.Stalky, for the first party, why not ring the host and ask for her opinion on dirty fucker attire. As for Hellfire, I would wear as little as possible and make sure its black. Or alternatively, I hear cross dressing is becoming quite fashionable. Hope you have fun and find plenty of armpits, no matter what you wear.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ive always thought that mens briefs are about as sexy as guys can get... like bonds or CK boy shorts that fit nice and tight... some stores Ive seen in london (and Im sure sydney would have too) sell them in some super fun and interesting patterns/colours or otherwise you could just go with the classic white (which would draw a stack of attention if there were blacklights!!!) and to be quite frank... you definitely have the body for it from what I can see on your profile pic... Im sure you will have all kinds of attention coming your way...let us know what you decide on :)LS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'shebagazz' Stalky,Surely you cannot be serious I mean, we have seen you at some of these parties of which you speak and you seem to always be naked at the first opportunity, thus we suggest the birthday suit as adequate .And as Sheba has said, your suit is fine What?? You mean Stalky is a regular! And he nudes up at the first opportunity, I just can't see it myself. He seemed so conservative when I met him at meet & greet the other night. (that tongue should be in my cheek or do I mean Stalky's cheek?) So Shebagazz and Stalkers. Tell us about it. Does everyone like, stand around in the nude eating cheese and crackers and nuts while listening to the people going for it in the other rooms?? So what do you chat about? Politics? The state of the economy? The mechanics of the banging machine in the corner? LOLMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'So Shebagazz and Stalkers. Tell us about it. Does everyone like, stand around in the nude eating cheese and crackers and nuts while listening to the people going for it in the other rooms?? So what do you chat about? Politics? The state of the economy? The mechanics of the banging machine in the corner? lmfao... Speaking for myself... motorbikes, sluts and whatnot are the topic of conversation... cheese and crackers are consumed at... errrr.... interval, don't you know... oh.. and remember to wash your hands ~ ya don't wanna be a dirdy girl now do you? :pHugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
picture this... a platter of carrot and celery sticks. a pair of legs up in the air. noone will mind if u double dip. even better than french onion flavour.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have no comment on that - pretty gross really!! I would never use my puss and dip!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'theone1983' picture this... a platter of carrot and celery sticks. a pair of legs up in the air. noone will mind if u double dip. even better than french onion flavour. He must be talking about his own legs.... as for the french onion flavour, I'd expect it to be more.... errr.... nutty. :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh Stalky - I don't even want to know why you would be expecting a nutty flavour. Bad man! Instead - when we eventually do our Wollongong road trip we can use theone's chest for a variey of dips I think. Even a nutty one for you Stalky. When we are finished we can lick it all off - from his head down to his toes. mmmm xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
i dont know about the flavour being nutty, but depending on how well i've been chewing my food, the texture probably would be, guys. gee, even i'm a bit grossed out by that. never say never meeks, we can find better things to dip and lick than celery sticks. (assume john laws voice), you know what i meannnn? i for one wouldnt mind eating ur brand of dip straight out of the bowl. of course, if u want to use my chest, (etcetera), for dipping, im willing to take one for the team.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'theone1983' i dont know about the flavour being nutty, but depending on how well i've been chewing my food, the texture probably would be, guys. gee, even i'm a bit grossed out by that. never say never meeks, we can find better things to dip and lick than celery sticks. (assume john laws voice), you know what i meannnn? i for one wouldnt mind eating ur brand of dip straight out of the bowl. of course, if u want to use my chest, (etcetera), for dipping, im willing to take one for the team. Nah.. you're off, bro. Nutty as in genitals.... jeese.. omfg... not nutty as in scat play ya fillthy bugga. lolz@ take one for the team though. hehe.HUgsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
You must like John Laws - that is the second time you have mentioned him. Did you know he is back on air on 2SM. BTW - you are both sick!! I think you boys manage to turn people's innocent questions into scat play and tree shaping. Stalky you even did to your own question. hehehehe xxxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
hope he still takes cash for comments. i might offer him a few bucks to tell the world that i've got a diamond studded dick. its doesnt have to be true does it? i'll just tell the girls that they dont pop up to the surface until its been sucked for a while. like say, an hour. scat play- phew, ive never been so glad to be wrong as i am right now.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'theone1983' i dont know about the flavour being nutty, but depending on how well i've been chewing my food, the texture probably would be, guys. gee, even i'm a bit grossed out by that. never say never meeks, we can find better things to dip and lick than celery sticks. (assume john laws voice), you know what i meannnn? i for one wouldnt mind eating ur brand of dip straight out of the bowl. of course, if u want to use my chest, (etcetera), for dipping, im willing to take one for the team. Sounds interesting, keep us advised and we can see if Sheba wants to open her chest of toys to assist with the , ermmm, tasting.Sounds interestingShebagaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
will keep u posted. all this dipping, tasting, licking and sucking, this event might be like an adult version of 'charlie and the chocolate factory'. i know i'm gonna be like a kid in a candy store. meeks, don the heels and motorcycle leathers. stalky, fuel up the bike. focus, get the wax ready (hope ur cumming). i'll go buy a really big tarp, no wait, a blow-up backyard pool. go to woolies and fill up a trolley with ur favourite condiments. mmm...it does sound interesting...
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RHP User
15 years ago
So Stalky - what will you be wearing to Hellfire then? Don't keep us in suspense. Will you be one of those guys in leather pants, VB in hand & your little beer belly hanging over your belt? lolTo be fair didn't notice a beer belly........ but you should definiltey show off your arse though - as we all keep telling you it is a might fine one. HAWT!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Me show off my bum with all those people into spanking? hehe.... I wore some tassles to a concert recently .. yes really! I liked the way they ... ummm... tassled.... so I'm going with black tassles on black as they will flail about in the breeze on my motorbike...... I better get cutting and tying off tonight! .... So far that's all I've got. Maybe some black mesh boy shorts as well... and I'll probably borrow a pair of Troy's skin head style boots if he isn't going to wear them.Beer Belly? I don't drink beer... but I am partial to lolly snakes :pHugsStalky
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