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Steak and Blowjob Day (Mens Valentines Day)

March 13 2010

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. www.steakandbjday.com

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RHP User

16 years ago

Motion seconded. all in favour? All opposed? The aye's have it! Motion passed. What this actually means is my date tomorrow is probably going to blow me off lol and maybe a stake through the eye. You know who you are! Random

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RHP User

16 years ago

I read this to my wife and she suggested I let her friend Kerry know. Okey dokey. Can't wait for tomorrow! Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

At least she offered a possibility.My missus asked me who i intended to blow???Cancelled tomorrows fishing trip!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Love your thinking there Eugene. The only problem is that women will say its mens day every day.

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16 years ago

Hey great idea....sounds good to me.......so the steak is BBQ right.......welll thats mens work a blow job.......not a problem.......bout time you got out there and cleaned up those leaves !!!!! it is autumn you know !! hehehehehehe cheeky miss b

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16 years ago

Miss b, love your outlook on their new day (as voted for by Random, that hot dude)! I don't celebrate Valentine's day, don't care about it... My FB gets a bj every time I see him, so that's not special (hey, I'm good, so it's special, but you know what I mean), and I cook for him, but I am pretty useless as a cook - seems I'd rather spend my time doing other things - so he'd be better off without the steak. So, guys, what would that leave me to do for him? xxCalam

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16 years ago

Gee Calamity....no response from the boys......must have scared them all....probably still trying to think of a fool proof day ............... and Random......entirely possible ! lol good luck mate sassy lill miss b

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16 years ago

you really havent taken into account all the females in the world who love and appreciate the men in their lives everyday alot of girls cook 4 their men everyday and give them a blowjob every nite. i for one enjoy it so its as much for me as it is for them.......

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