Sprung

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  It was bloody embarassing Like most young couples my ex and I were a bit enthiusiastic one time when toy shopping and bought something really big. . Years later we gave my MIL a set of drawers, and my ex being a man obviously never checked to see if they were actually empty LOL My MIL rang me later that day to ask if I wanted the stuff in the drawer back........ Two jigsaw puzzles and a dirty great big strap on dildo OMG I couldnt look the woman in the eye for a fkn month .

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I was a bit of a root rat in my younger years. It must have been genetic and I am pushing for sainthood now obviously...but as a young wolf I knew where to hunt and if the night was coming to an end, it was a turkey shoot to go hang out at what would now be called a "cougar bar" and dangerously let them hunt you. I rarely missed and the women were usually only about 5 years older than I was at the time so all good. | Now then, my dear father that I just adored was married/divorced more times than I can count and when he hit number 4 (I think) called and told me I just had to meet her...attractive, funny, and younger. I had to meet my new step mother...and besides she was only about 5 years older than I was at the time. | You already know where this one is going...don't you? I think somewhere on a well worn piece of paper tucked inside my black book was both her name and phone number...I had rolled her one night whilst out hunting in the same bar he had met her. They stayed married for about 2 years before she ditched him but yes, keeping a straight face when we met and calling her mommy was... | ...a hell of a lot of fun.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  On a sunday drive I was orally pleasuring my girlfriend from the passenger seat as she was driving, and we stopped at a set of lights on this motorway. I kept my head in her crotch and although I could not see them, but heard a carload of rowdy teenage guys pull up next to us. They were leering at my girlfriend as she was a lush, so I decided to be caught-out. No way did she want this and forced me down as I teased her that I was going to be sprung by these guys. In a final motion I appeared to them, licking my lips which caused a cheering shouting riot from these lads. I then slowly started disappearing back down to obvious appraisal to the guys, but the girl friend would'nt have a bar of this and kept pulling me up, to boo and awww from the blokes. The lights went green and we took off, I was shoved back to upright passenger status by an annoyed girlfriend by now. The guys kept long-side for a few kilometres and every now and then I'd look as if I was sliding down getting lower in my seat, to the uproar of the guys, and a hefty slap from her. Then I started inclining my seat back slowly, and more cheers erupted, and another slap from her.... And so it went on.. The embarassment was all hers, I loved the commotion as did my male counterparts out on a sunday hoon....

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