Spray tanning for males?

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  Innercircle

  16 years ago

  Mrs Rocker is a certified spray tanner... and she gets to spray naked women all day, with the occassional Elwood/Travisty/ZooYork, gay tribal tattoo, and fo-mo + mullet wearing Ben Cousins look alike thrown in for good measure. Ben Cousins sux.Sometimes she comes home all brown like a full sized chico... and Mr just eats her up. But, spray tanning stuff tastes funny. And he doesnt like having an orange tongue.Mr Rocker likes being paisty white though. Apparently it aint rock and roll to look like you've been in a microwave all afternoon.Subtley with spray tanning is the key.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  so can blokes do that job i'd love to be paid for looking at naked chics all day

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  Innercircle

  16 years ago

  Sure you would, but why would THEY want some seedy bloke with half a chubby telling them he's gunna give them the all over with his special spray?Half the chicks have bodies that need spraying, cause they are too embaressed to show it in public and get a real tan...

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  It's obviously the new thing. Now we have hawkers selling spray tans on RHP. Yesterday I had some cheeky little bitch tell me she and her friend would like to clean my house wearing lingerie. Now dont get me wrong.. it's not like I wouldnt enjoy that.. but I have two sons around her age that would take advantage of the situation and get their mates around.... and the way that generation is... with taking liberties.. well.. let's just say my beer fridge is already pushed to the limit. I dont need a couple of floosies wandering around here wearing nothing but a g-string and waving feather dusters about. It's bad for my blood pressure. Hugs stalky

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  pinkyandthebrain

  16 years ago

  you forgot to add Ed Hardy! (cringe)

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