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Socks On

September 14 2010

Whilst at C.I the other night, I was at a loose end and went upstairs to see a sexy sight in one of the bedrooms, three guys and one girl ohhh bloody errrr. I stood at the doorway with one of the regulars and we chatted. At one point my associate craned his head and said matter of factly (as you do) "I'm not sure if he'is wearing a condom" I pointed over to the trio, "I'm not sure too, but he's still got his bloody socks on." This caused much merriment between us and I had to run away downstairs so not to giggle over the sounds of fffff fornication! So what's the lesson here dear people? Why is it that Andy has to say these things, when they should be common sense. Take your bloody socks off! FFS Guys after your shoes, this is the next thing to take off, ladies tell the guys to take them off. Unless there is some secret sock fetish I'm not aware of! This has been another swinging social announcement by Andy (of Salandy) brought to you free of charge. Bub-bye!

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RHP User

15 years ago

He might have had ugly feet...lol

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Bubbaj

15 years ago

i cant help but start to laugh out loud when i see that the ppl are absolutely butt naked EXCEPT still have their socks on!i am sorry to those ppl that i have watched in the scene and i start talking to someone quite loud about the sock issue and we start laffn and it slightly ruins ur moment :P

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RHP User

15 years ago

...it's just the most bizarre thing to see someone in their birthday suit but with their socks still on. If you're going to get naked, damn it GET NAKED!!

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RHP User

15 years ago

I can recall leaving my motorcycle boots on.... Oh... and a wrestling mask. He might be new to C.I. And didn't realise it's not like other clubs. I mean, a friend of mine wears nothing but a pair of Dunlop volleys. She doesn't like the sticky floors damn it! Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

15 years ago

Wait... The sticky floors found at other clubs. Lordhammercy! Hugs Gaz Sorry Leese!

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RHP User

15 years ago

Lol, totally understand it... He'll, I even get irked by pornos where the bloke leaves socks on (though p'raps it's cause he's an innocent pizza boy set upon by a horny housewife... But I digress..) I had sex once with socks on, it was in a car, and I couldn't be bothered contorting to get the things off, it was awful till I took em off, I felt ridiculous ... Public announcement socks off improves your sex life * * for men, ladies, feel free to break out the knee high socks as required lol

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RHP User

15 years ago

If you want lurvin' you take off those socks. It doesn't matter how cold it is, there is no excuse for it. W takes great pleasure in sneaking up behind me and breaking said rule though...

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RHP User

15 years ago

I sometimes keep my socks on, lil ankle sports socks.... majority of the time it is 3/4 stockings apparently sexy.... ???? but socks on guys not a good look - maybe under the covers lol. Keep Smiling Em xx

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RHP User

15 years ago

German porn, they tend to leave their socks on, maybe cause it's winter, perhaps it's because the majority of disease is contracted through the soles of bare feet or socks could curb the spread of tinea...

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