M37
Small Dicks
January 18 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Honesty is the answer..tell them straight - as you most likely know women come in all sizes and if the fit is not going to work you just have to say so... Really well explained in the KamaSutra where it says that there are three types of men and women in relation to their size Man are measured on their width and length and women on their depth So the perfect pairing is Man Woman Hare Deer Bull Mare Horse Elephant So if you are a Hare and you want to go into an elephant neither of you have any fun or if you are Horse and you try a Deer you wont get far So you just say it and tell them straight out that 4 inch isnt going to do you Simple honesty that way no one is disappointed and no one goes away unhappy So you really dont have to go there and tell them their size ... And at the end if you are in the middle of it all you really dont want to deflate the ego anymore... Most guys know and at the end it is suppose to be just fun.. but in my experience the size doesnt always count.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well I'm not one for making mockery of blokes on the smaller side of average, Danny. It's surprising however, what cold water can do to a bloke though. I mean jeese... how embarrasing... there I am on the beach working up a tan letting it all hang out, big gut and all.... and I go for a swim... and when I come out... how embarrassing... all that tugging, pulling cupping and adjusting to get some warm blood back in there so that I regain some kind of resemblance to a man.. hehe... so I started thinking sexy thoughts to combat this problem... and holy crap.... then Im stuck shivering in the water with a fat woody... lol. There's no winning... at least when I'm in my wetsuit I can take a piss and warm up my junk. :p Damb. By the way.. have you ever rowed in a boat crew? Those bloody budgie smuglers and a giant wedgie .. well... people look.... but after serious exercise all the blood goes to the muscles being used where it's needed most. Normally that wouldn't matter.. but in a pair of budgie smugglers... well... you get the idea. Having to leap out of the boat and lug it up the beach... cock all cold... all the blood gone to other muscles... I tried sitting on it once to keep it entertained but all that rubbing... gawd and the friction burns... nope.. that was a stupid idea. One of the other guys wears a cock ring to keep his looking reasonable. That's what us average sized guys need. A pair of dick-stickers with built in cockrings. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm sure others will answer if you re-write... I'm not trying to be rude, but it's a bit hard to read/make sense of what you are asking
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'nicepair4u' Man are measured on their width and length and women on their depth So the perfect pairing is Man Woman Hare Deer Bull Mare Horse Elephant Dating just got way too complicated! And to be honest this generates more questions than answers. So if I read this right you need a vet? What the hell is bigger, a horse or a bull? I'm assuming the hare is the smallest. Well except for the rabbit, but he's not mentioned at all. As for the woman. WTF? I'll assume the elephant has a fairly large vagina... But the other two are a mystery to me. And if this is accurate (I haven't googled it to confirm it's authentic - but if it's on the interweb I'll believe it.) Why do you not see more Bull's getting it on with horses? Or for that matter, hares carrying around stools and chatting up venison? Is having normal horse sex like anal sex for the horses (seeing he is actually better suited to an elephant she)? And what about the lady hare?? Where is she going to get loving if all the hares are rooting deer? Are they having sex with the male deer? I'm staying indoors... the great outdoors just turned freaky for me.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Confused the fuck outta me too
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RHP User
16 years ago
We need the Karma Sutra categories of genital sizes on our profiles... Puts hand up to be official measurer of each woman's depth... :) Man Woman Hare Deer Bull Mare Horse Elephant But if we had the perfect match there would be no need to post complaints about size mismatches me thinks. The notion of Deer hunting is so much more attractive now...
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RHP User
16 years ago
....how you can tell the size of a dick without him dropping his drawers??? It's in feet not inches.....and I'm not talking shoe size Jx
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insatiablerogue
16 years ago
Not big on them myself! Heheheh Insatiable xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Horses are wearing tin pants too? What ever am I going to perve on now? HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
cock size to be honest only really matters if thats all he has to offer. It can be a bit of a turn off (sorry) but I remember all the guys telling me about wanting to be with me cos of my "massive boobs"..so I went through a "revenge" stage of only sleeping with guys with massive cocks...and really attractive. You know what happened? I didnt get a decent lay for ages! A big dick can feel great, but a gentle tongue...a guy looking you in the eyes and then kisses your neck, can t be beaten by and African wooper :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I honestly have no idea if my cock is big, small or average. I'm always semi-paranoid that whenever a woman compliments my girth she's just trying to console me or boost my ego. Maybe it's just a guy thing, but I'm actually rather vain about it.
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RHP User
16 years ago
It seems to me women are more worried about the size of the penis than the men. There has been a couple of other threads on this topic and even a few comments from women ridiculing men who are not, umm endowed!Now is that really fair, honestly. Whilst there is some medical enhancement that can be done to turn a Hare into a Horse, I would guess that it isn't a common operation. Hell most guys wish they were bigger in that department but in reality, they have accepted what fate has hung between their legs. After all how can they dislike something that has been their constant companion and play thing since birth!Now god help any woman that decides I do not come up to her 'standard' and makes light of the situation. Yes of course she is well within her right to say what she wants, as long as she is ready to be told her deficiencies in the body department heheheMooka
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RHP User
16 years ago
...is the quality of the man it's attached to.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've never had any complaints with what I was given. In fact I've had some really nice compliments on the thickness and length BUT I still consider myself as fairly average.. thats if the number 7 is average. ? I have seen bigger and smaller dicks but does it really matter. ? A friend of mine who says he's on the smallish size' say's... You can do just as much damage with a deringer as a you can with a shotgun... So it gets down to preference' of who's shooting with what ... yes ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Have had a similar experience, when i submitted to get the old crack, back and sack done. Was led into the room and told to get into these awesome little paper g-banger, and the whole time i was thinking, jeeze i hope i don't bar up! The nice woman leaves the room to let me change (Why i don't know. No time for modesty now) Well of come the strides, and on go the paper G, and i look down to see "Little Rough" getting a whole lot littler by the second, at the mere thought of being subjected to having all that hair ripped out by its roots. So whats a vain man to do! So i whip it out and give it a bit of the old knuckle shuffle, purely to get some blood flowing back.............. . then she walks in....................
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RHP User
16 years ago
Have had a similar experience, when i submitted to get the old crack, back and sack done. Was led into the room and told to get into these awesome little paper g-banger, and the whole time i was thinking, jeeze i hope i don't bar up! The nice woman leaves the room to let me change (Why i don't know. No time for modesty now) Well of come the strides, and on go the paper G, and i look down to see "Little Rough" getting a whole lot littler by the second, at the mere thought of being subjected to having all that hair ripped out by its roots. So whats a vain man to do! So i whip it out and give it a bit of the old knuckle shuffle, purely to get some blood flowing back.............. . then she walks in....................
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RHP User
16 years ago
Have had a similar experience, when i submitted to get the old crack, back and sack done. Was led into the room and told to get into these awesome little paper g-banger, and the whole time i was thinking, jeeze i hope i don't bar up! The nice woman leaves the room to let me change (Why i don't know. No time for modesty now) Well of come the strides, and on go the paper G, and i look down to see "Little Rough" getting a whole lot littler by the second, at the mere thought of being subjected to having all that hair ripped out by its roots. So whats a vain man to do! So i whip it out and give it a bit of the old knuckle shuffle, purely to get some blood flowing back.............. . then she walks in....................
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOLOLOL....don't stop now rough....what happened next????
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RHP User
16 years ago
You have to be gentle the way you tell a guy, I often scream out the window at idiot motorists and say "I just heard on the radio they discovered a cure for smallcocks, you can stop overcompensating now".....
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RHP User
16 years ago
I don't have that problem. The beat thing about brunt the larger size of average is that you can satisfy all. But I know how to do every thing else. The hardest thing is finding what I call is the sweet spot. Every woman is different. Their sweet sweet spot is sometimes is hard to find. It's when our pubic bones are rubbing putting preasue on their clitoris and I'm able to withdrew mostly make contact with their g spot on the way back in. Finally striking their cervix. But alas this take practise sometimes. I gotta go have a cold shower now to get shrinkage. As I have an enraged bull running around in my jocks. Fab RFB5
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dont want No Short Dick Man.....!I cracked Up First Time I heard it and Every other time after...lolBut Not somthing I'd ever Say,.. Can you Tell......?Nope i dont think so im not a package Checker....But its nice to open them up and be plesantly Surprised
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RHP User
16 years ago
So what exactly constitutes a "small dick"??I think all guys should actually MEASURE their cocks...instead of GUESSING...lol!Use a measuring tape because it measures right to the end of the tape...unlike a ruler that has about a cm gap at the end.Place end of tape against the pubic bone...on the top side of the erect penis.Measure to the tip of said penis....going straight out....NOT curving around to the underside of the head!THAT'S how long you are!!Going from the balls...from the underside...from the asshole even...IS ALL CHEATING!!!The average size penis is 6 inches...and it's average...coz thats what most guys have!JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think I can close this one ha ha ha. It's just about to fall on second page. Fab RFB 5 the rear gunner.
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