M68 F61
Single guys that make you want to scream.
August 16 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
these are the morons i have fun with have a play JJ it puts a smile on your face enjoy roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
these are the morons i have fun with have a play JJ it puts a smile on your face enjoy roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
i thought somthing had gone wrong there lol but i still think you should enjoy the morons nice to have for lunch so go eat them alive JJ roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
JJ, I know it is difficult but think of it this way. Viewing the gorgeous Mrs JJ is probably the closest some of these guys will get to a real woman, cos sure as hell they have never actually met one in real life. Just don't judge all single guys here on the antics of a few, some of us actually have respect and manners. Mooka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Unfortunately it is the idiots like that which give single guys a bad name. I know that there are lovely single guys out there (and Mooka would have to be at the top of my list) that are just as tired of those sort of idiots as the rest of us. Unfortunately sometimes it works for them and they do get a positive response from girls so having been encouraged they persist with that type of message. As Rose suggests if you are in an interesting mood - play withthem (mentally of course) because it is so much fun, bad modd - tell them where to go and do so quite harshly, good mood - you could always point out politely what they have done wrong and how to fix their messages - me? I vote for option a and b. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Funny that. A while ago I messed around with the age on my profile and changed it anywhere from 30 to 55 over a period of about six weeks just to measure the difference in response. The best and the most responses go to the over 50's age group. The guys are all ages from 20 to 70 and they are all unfailingly polite to the older woman. I guess they dont speak like that to thier motherds lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Maybe they can't afford the exorbitant phone call charges to their local Dirty Fantasy voice chat line, where the person speaking is probably an old matron anyway, rather than endowed with your pictorially delectable eye catching delights. Now if they are a slow thinker and slow talker additionally handicapped by a lack of dentures and the adverse effects of a liquid amber diet, then typing is probably their only option to proposition you. Though due to his inability to raise himself from the cough, the typing is probably done by his sister... who is taking poetic license with the content, caused by her jealousy for your more attractive attributes.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mooka' JJ, I know it is difficult but think of it this way. Viewing the gorgeous Mrs JJ is probably the closest some of these guys will get to a real woman, cos sure as hell they have never actually met one in real life. Just don't judge all single guys here on the antics of a few, some of us actually have respect and manners. Mooka Quoting 'focusliason' Unfortunately it is the idiots like that which give single guys a bad name. I know that there are lovely single guys out there (and Mooka would have to be at the top of my list) that are just as tired of those sort of idiots as the rest of us. Unfortunately sometimes it works for them and they do get a positive response from girls so having been encouraged they persist with that type of message. As Rose suggests if you are in an interesting mood - play withthem (mentally of course) because it is so much fun, bad modd - tell them where to go and do so quite harshly, good mood - you could always point out politely what they have done wrong and how to fix their messages - me? I vote for option a and b. Kisses FocusAll I can say, is I agree with Mooka & Focus...and hope that we are not judged by that guy
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RHP User
15 years ago
still can't get past the thought of a bird with a pink circle for a face. blows my mind every time.. ahahahahahahahahahhahaha Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quite simply the man sore some boobies & didn't take the time to READ your profile.~LoL~
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RHP User
15 years ago
Did someone say BOOBIES?????????? That's it. Hey yew with the BOOBIES when can we meet so i can give you my meat ??? Huh does that work???? Ah ahahahahahahah. Funny I have never sent a message like that. So I've just put it in a post lol. Fab RFB5
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RHP User
15 years ago
Who knows what really drives a particular person... Sometimes, perhaps after a few drinks there is the desire to cut through the "red tape" and get straight to the point. The method of expression chosen by said "Cretin" certainly lacks a certain level of subtlety, romance, class, finesse, and indeed manners. So don't respond; or a simple well mannered response along the lines of "Sorry (Mr Cretin) but our stars are not now or ever likely to align. Good luck with your search (added cos surely he'll need it)". Different strokes for different folks. Perhaps rushing to judgement could be a little harsh. In a public forum suggesting something about his mother, even in jest, may not be the most appropriate. Maybe he's not had a great maternal role model. Maybe that's the way his father spoke... Who knows? We need all people... Cos if we were all the same it would be just boring. With a body like that JJ, no doubt if he approached you in even the most charming, well mannered fashion, he probably would have received the same response... Because it sounds like your dance card is full! To make a conclusion regarding singles guys... Well that is straight out not fair. Anyways, keep smiling you sexy peeps!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Let me first say MrJJ...welcome to about 75% of the messages I get (and I am sure most girls on here)! But having said that...I wonder if women send messages like that? "Ohh MrJJ just looking at you makes my pussy so hot and wet....I want to feel your cock deep inside my tight pussy as it pulsates around your big hard cock...Come fuck me NOW"!! Lol Have guys ever received these type of messages from girls? Would be interesting to know! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
So true' I / we dont judge all by the few cretins that haunt these rooms. We are aware there are some very genuine guys around who know the virtures of manners and politeness. GirlTuesday got it right. You cannot woo women without imagination.. What we received came from the brain dead. TassieRose' Yep agree' we have and do have fun with some of these coockheads. Earl... Told you before' the pink is to hide a ugly face.. ( gags ) he he. Maybe some girls do get off on this type of mentality.. That is their priority and if they get turned on by it ' good luck to them.. We all have something that triggers something deep inside that would not seem normal to others. But really ' this lack of manners and imagination was finger down the throat stuff for us.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Certainly alot of assumptions in your post.. and although I respect your right of reply ' I feel you went well out of your way to make it sound like it was the perpetrator who was the victim. Truth is' there is no excuse for bad manners no matter who you are or how much you had to drink. Thats a cop out. Because you are a single man yourself maybe you felt compelled to lend your support. Thats for you to choose. But we are talking on different sides of the fence.
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Almost_Ready
15 years ago
Why not take this poor deluded soul who has sooo much to learn & teach him the ways of the world, convert this Rude Crude & Socially undesirable sod into the Fabio of the forums. We all need a little help at some point in our lives & this could be your opportunity to give something back, to provide a service for all the other women that this boy may come in contact with. When you are finished he will still want to - - - - your tight sweet wet pussie with his big thick hard dick. But at least he will ask politely. Cheers Oldog
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RHP User
15 years ago
Now I had a play friend , she would recieve messages from single boys all the time DESPITE it saying NO SINGLE BOYS ! She even recieved messages like yours above. She flicked em ...right WRONG ! no every now and then she'd meet them and play ...... ahhhhhh FAAAAAAARK How do you teach em manners if they have no lessons to learn ??? Women , couple stay strong I tell ya ! resist ! resist ! PLeeeeeeeeeease Brae ...... the single bloke of a couple.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Idiots dont win... They join forces in support each other... Oldog' heres your chance to put your money where ur mouth is: If this was your wife' sister' mother or girlfriend who was spoken down to ' would that be acceptable ? The obvious answer is NO' but lets see ....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sorry
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RHP User
15 years ago
Brae does have a valid point. I a sure there was a thead a while ago that broached this very topic and there was a few women who admitted to liking these types of emails. Guess they like the direct approach! And from memory there were quite a few guys who stated that the line works, not all the time, but enough to be warranted. Lets face it, there are all types of people inhabiting this weird world called RHP, and some don't have manners, aren't worried about who they meet, as long as sex is involved. Again, it breaks down to simple numbers. I can't see guys using a line like Mrs JJ got if it didn't work at least once or twice for them. Look I do not (repeat for emphasis) not condone what this guy has written, nor am I being judgemental on the women who like - even to a small degree - receiving messages of that type. My only advice is that for those that find these messages insulting, block the idiot. Hopefully after being blocked continuously, he might realise that his hit rate of 1 out of 100 is not really that good and change his approach. mooka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mooka so measured ! Serious amounts of man love for you. I agree idiots they are but sadly at times it works. If they arent smart enough or careful enough to follow instructions or do as requested do you really wanna root them ????? Sarah gets them from time to time on her missnaughty profile and she simply just deletes the message and instantly the boof head is blocked .....in fairness if you read her profile it warns you. but heck we are dealing with boof heads! Brae ...... Maaaaaaaaaaan love for Mooka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well acording to you weare all cretins who haunt these rooms hmmm "well to be true what the fuck are you doing here" ????? Now what we are all sick of is dickheads !!!!! amd thats on both sides of the genda believe me there are alot of dickhead girls out there ... So let just make that point to start with ........ Now what I'm asking you is simply what the fuck do you really want Jo Blow as a single man to think as he reads your peofile and reads the sentances that you have outlined ???????
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Almost_Ready
15 years ago
No money need change hands my comments were made in jest & I appologise if they offend.. However if you are offended by my comments & by the comments of these " young cretins" is this the place for you & your Beautiful wife? No matter where we go we will all have to deal with people who will say or do things that we dont like.. If my Wife, Mother, Sister or Girlfriend were spoken to like that on the street the offender would no longer be able to offer the services he does on this site.... But here we are, we cant stop them, as Tassie Rose says "play with them make fun of them" BUT DONT LET THEM SEE THAT THEY HAVE UPSET YOU.. If the cretin is reading this forum you will now have a box full of similar messages. Again sorry if I offended you but if you cant just laugh at that type of message dont read Your Wifes Mail!! Cheers Oldog
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi everyone, We would like to add to this discussion. We are fairly new to the scene. Despite it being written twice on our profile, “NO SINGLE MEN” just in case they miss it the first time, we have been inundated and harassed by single guys, to the point where we have almost given RHP the flick, but because of the genuinely lovely people we have met through this site we continue to persist. We are tired of replying politely to single guys, who are relentless and do not give up. Whilst we are not bothered by single guys who view our profile, but now unfortunately it has got to the point if we receive a message we automatically block them. We feel sorry for the genuine single guys with manners out there who are obviously not like these idiots, who unfortunately are being collectively thought of in the same manner. However in saying that the most uncouth and crass message we have received was from a “couple” who we believe was a single guy posing as a couple (This has occurred more than once) and not a genuine couple at all. The first message to us read “ looking gd, qustion to the missies how do or wot do u do to keep that pussy looking fine? do u shave wot ??????? You know who you are!!! We believe that if there was a female counterpart to this couple she would have been horrified that her man sent this as a first message. We can also appreciate the direct approach, but with manners and some decorum. But with an approach like that they are destined to remain desperate, dateless and blocked. We have also found that the majority of the “single” men at clubs are creepy, sleezy and relentless, for an example having my foot grabbed in a spa and rubbed on some guys penis, and when I pulled it away, he quickly and violently grabbed my foot again to rub his severely undersized penis, which made us leave the spa and club. You know who you are!!!! We must admit the suggestion from TassieRose to play with them psychologically sounds much more appealing and fun filled than blocking them..thanks for the suggestion TassieRose....We like your style and thinking.....It could become our next recreational past time...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi everyone relax JJ like Mooka said guys will try anything...some sweet - some full on (like your message). its hardly rude ? after getting message after message with " oh your so sweet and pretty please let me lick your pussy for hrs" sometimes its a welcome change to get "id like to bend you over roughly and slide my thick cock into the balls " etc We know the single guys dont get many replies , so i guess they are trying a different aproach :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
but I don't appreciate crudeness in an inital message. You don't know me... only a brief impression IF you have taken the time to read my profile, and from the amount of guys who message me from interstate, I guess they don't. You don't know if I like full on dirty talk.... straight away..... but you assume because I am on an adult dating/sex site, I'm a nasty, nasty bitch from your favourite porn film and I'm gonna take all the crass and dirty comments you want to spew out at me. I hate to tell guys this but NO, I actually don't like that to begin with! I'm a very simple chick. I want someone to love, to be loved by and have amazing sex with... but I want to get to know them first. I prefer to have a little cheeky flirting happening. If you want a women to react positively, treat her like a woman and respect her. Treat her like she's an object, and you'll get some astonishingly rude replies... It's really pretty simple... but thats just my two cents worth.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'likley10'Well acording to you weare all cretins who haunt these rooms hmmm "well to be true what the fuck are you doing here" ????? Now what we are all sick of is dickheads !!!!! amd thats on both sides of the genda believe me there are alot of dickhead girls out there ... So let just make that point to start with ........ Now what I'm asking you is simply what the fuck do you really want Jo Blow as a single man to think as he reads your peofile and reads the sentances that you have outlined ??????? Our point here likely10 is that many people DONT read the profile and send out messages that are completly inappropriate. And yes that goes for both men, women and couples. I know this to be true because I repeatedly get flirts and messages from people who quite clearly have not read my profile at all. Not just the inability to read but JJ is asking is what makes people think that the 'hey i just want to fuck your brains out' is an acceptable kind of message to send to anyone. How is it that this kind of message can even illicit a positive response? Wouldnt you be better off sending a well reasoned, well thought out and articulate message? That kind of response to a profile is more likely to get a favourable answer than the one aimed at MrsJJ. We recognise not all single men are cretins (see Earl, Fab, Mooka just to name a few in this thread alone) yet when people are getting messages that are crass it isnt a wonder that the single men brigade gets a bad reputation that tarnishes all the profiles, fair or not? Our suggestions to anyone wanting to find someone here has been well documented but to reiterate a few main points: 1. Read the profile and tailor the message to suit 2. Be articulate - politness is more likely to get you somehwere than not 3. Did I mention read the profile? Dont just look at the pics and vital stats take the time to actually read what has been written - you might be surprised. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
~LoL~ "Idiots dont win... They join forces in support each other... "My chuckle for the Day ! ! !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mooka.. As usual' you put your brain into gear to reason right from wrong.. Obviously a polite person worth his salt. Frack_Me. You hit the nail right on the head.. no one likes to read something that insults your intelligence. Obviously you expect to be treated with respect and you deserve it. We all do. Focusliason: Thanks for writing what you did. You took the words right out of my mouth... THATS what its all about.. ? Likely10: What in the world are you thinking ? You are the typical guy who thinks all couples come on RHP to be a target for all ill minded single guys to take cheap shots at. ? What we state in our profile should be enough for guys such as yourself to get the hint and move on instead of thinking that doesnt apply to you .. In a recent post' we had many ppl comment on our profile with almost all saying it was clear and easy to understand.. So what makes you think we are inviting the brain dead to just go ahead and have a go ? Read to posts from Mooka... Frack Me... and Focusliason.. Maybe the penny will drop.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its like a current affair episode on "dodgy health standard in restarants" ...or the "unemployed benifits scandal" ............ or the "dodgy builder , shonky work practice" ..... ... it comes up again and again and again ! every 6 months I swear ! Magic ! lurvin it bebe ! Next week I am starting a post about "guys posing as couples" ! That little beauty hasn't had a role for months !!!!!! Brae the investigator !!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
You up for another choc top ice cream yet mate ???? Choc ices choc ices ....... get your choc ices ......... pop corn , pop corn ........ Jaffa's jaffa's Tis gettin very serious round here ! Brae ....... the hiding.
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RHP User
15 years ago
WOW.... Even though i am new i take the same approach here as i would in public and know that the phrase "Hey baby ' I would really love to - - - - your tight sweet wet pussie with my big thick hard dick. When can we meet" is that guy so RETARDED that he thinks that will invoke a positive response... I am finding it hard to believe ( but its true ) the people write stuff like that and hope for something good out of it.. What a spanker !!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Too right JJ....how the hell would he know if your pussy was "tight sweet and wet" he's drawing a long bow...
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RHP User
15 years ago
No such luck xFunlovingx If i did get a message as such i'd wouldn't be able to reply due to being over come with anxiety.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ladylayer... cmon over BIGBOY... you have a way with words... even if you are the one getting off with them....... hahahahahahahahahahaha
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'trainer1984' WOW.... Even though i am new i take the same approach here as i would in public and know that the phrase "Hey baby ' I would really love to - - - - your tight sweet wet pussie with my big thick hard dick. When can we meet" is that guy so RETARDED that he thinks that will invoke a positive response... I am finding it hard to believe ( but its true ) the people write stuff like that and hope for something good out of it.. What a spanker !!!! I agree with your post. Unfortunately, some people think that just because you've viewed them to check out who's viewed you it's a green light to unleash their inner porn narrator upon you. However if I want Quagmire-I’ll watch Family Guy-cause I get to see Stewie and Brian too. I tried making my profile so specific and non-sexual almost to the point of it being random ramblings, offensive or I was probably unappealing towards someone that I would want to be with-in the hope that it would keep these kinds of people away. To no avail…the messages kept coming.. Now I've just locked it so I can have a break...I think when if I do reopen it I’m just going to say about me: “See my forum posts” The "I want to lick you all over and make you moan till the neighbours complain" can work but realistically and statistically there are only very few men that walk the Earth that have the kind of kavorka and swagger combination that can pull it off successfully-firstly to be able to position themselves close enough to whisper it in your ear without a slap-let alone with the ability to deliver the goods on time as promised. I can speak from experience that there’s a profound difference between having been brought closer to God by a lover, and finding yourself in a situation praying to God that you would change your ways should he perform a miracle that this bad decision you’ve made will soon be over and your memory wiped. I don't know why anyone wouldn’t go with what would actually work in the real world- ie a friendly hello and a genuine unique compliment.Good manners make anyone feel appreciated-Doesn't it make more sense that a woman that is appreciated and respected outside the bedroom tends to want to spend more time experimenting or expressing herself sexually inside the bedroom or wherever else the guy that makes her feel appreciated is located? My advice-perhaps try the well mannered approach first-instead of the unsolicited porno ramblings -for better outcomes and so we are not freaked out. If she’s into you-then bring on the porno ramblings-she might actually not be into them-but if we really dig you just as we sit endlessly on the beach as you live out your teenage pro-surfer fantasy in the water or we tell you how great your painting is when we’re really into sculpture-or we’ll sit through your favourite movie thinking-how does he think this is art? Because if you like someone you want them to feel liked and special and if she is worth it-she’ll indulge this as well for you if it’s really important…we’re women-at times we do feel like we want to kill you-or abandon all dealings with you as you are unfathomably exasperating and/or truly lame but we need you for a variety of reasons as you do us and in general we do like you-a lot. How someone treats you outside bed is a good indicator of their generosity inside it-why sex someone that’s going to just take from you? Errgh-it’s just wrong.You might not have money or looks-but there's no excuse or reason you can't have nice manners and be polite-as unlike good looks, good manners don't fade or disappoint with age and will set you apart (especially nowadays when everyone is trying to be a playa or king of the castle even though they definitely lack the class let alone their lacking the moat, gargoyles and the cool mace and armour collection). You will always be remembered fondly if you have nice manners so few men have them-the ones that do are dreamy and usually from somewhere else.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I pride myself on both.I like to think I have good manners around a female but also pride myself on being the best sexual experience possible (within what I am willing to expose myself to).Experience has taught me that there's too many guys who talk the talk and who can't follow up. Those who can back it up are met with shock and disbelief when they actually do it. Yes, I'm talking myself up, but that's thanks to those who don't observe the woman they're with enough to take the time to learn what works.Personally, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. I love getting down and dirty and I also love treating a girl like a princess until it's nasty time ;)Men who come out with the sexual stuff from the start are probably either in one of 3 camps:* Those who can't and are making up stories* Those who think that is what all women want to hear* Those who can and don't think further than thatI used to be number three. I like to think I'm more developed than that. The kind of person I am after now can string together more than a few sentences and I would like to think I can do the same. As hard as it might be, please try to be objective and see the guys out there for what they have to offer. Some of us buck the trend...
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RHP User
15 years ago
then other times i'll be on at 4am drunk or otherwise inebriated and end up sending lewd messages... however I usually don't word it in a way like the OP, as in, "I wanna when can we?", I usually just compliment a feature and inform the recipient that a certain type of experience would certainly be enjoyable for me!!still doesn't work but usually gets a thanks and a giggle not ignored or a f*** off.
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