M51 F47
Showing your best side.
January 15 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I noticed too but was too politically inclined to comment. Some people are proud of their 'Half melted gumboot face' and 'Bag full of busted chisels belly'. The only thing likely to be attracted is flies. (what a prick I am today)
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RHP User
15 years ago
ok that made me cackle, funny shit you must joke right??...people cant possibly have pics like that on here but i trust you Andy so im off to check out some profiles...i wanna see lol il be back to this thread soon roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ewww ewww ewww...some of those descriptions were just gross Andy!!! Are you for real? Do people reeeeeaallly take pics of their red/flaky/smeggy dick??? *spew* I don't understand pictures where the person is frowning or has that "I'm trying to concentrate on getting my camera to work and take a hot pic" facial expression....a smiling or neutral face is so much better. I am fascinated by backgrounds too....gives clues as to what the person is like...eg--dirty laundry everywhere, messy room etc. It's not something I especially want to see. This is just me but I dislike seeing pictures of orrifices with cum dripping out of them on someone's profile. I know this is a sex site but leave something for the imagination!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes there are some shocker photos - but they obviously would appeal to someone right? What I like may not be what you like? . But Andy - are you serious about haemorrhoid shots? Red & flaky sores on penises. Really? See now maybe someone with a death wish or into extreme sports could be interested in those shots - you just never know. Or university students may be using these RHP shots for there class assignments. lol... . Meeka PS - love your new profile pic btw. Salina looks HOT!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Luxe_Laces' Ewww ewww ewww...some of those descriptions were just gross Andy!!! Are you for real? Do people reeeeeaallly take pics of their red/flaky/smeggy dick??? *spew* I don't understand pictures where the person is frowning or has that "I'm trying to concentrate on getting my camera to work and take a hot pic" facial expression....a smiling or neutral face is so much better. I am fascinated by backgrounds too....gives clues as to what the person is like...eg--dirty laundry everywhere, messy room etc. It's not something I especially want to see. This is just me but I dislike seeing pictures of orrifices with cum dripping out of them on someone's profile. I know this is a sex site but leave something for the imagination!!! I guess not being a member has its privileges. As a guest, I have not seen scabby cocks or cum-dripping orifices :) Thank god for that! I agree with you Luxe- that you can learn a great deal about a person from the profile pictures they post, and from the things that are going on in the distance. In saying that, I should probably double check the mess in my own profile pictures ! And I will add this inappropriate little bit, too: I think your profile picture is sweet. I am not sure which I like more, your big plastic apple, or those red and white striped stockings. Or maybe it is how nicely they go together...
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RHP User
15 years ago
We have thought this ..... pics where you look like a serial killer?? ... pics where your 'bits' look like they should be in some medical journal rather than a swingers site .... We have often found ourselves saying "are they serious?" .... "did they actually look at these before they put them online?" We understand different things appeal to different people, but we're certainly not super picky ourselves and we've had dry-wretch reactions....
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RHP User
15 years ago
All the zany bathroom photos through mirrors covered in spit and toothpaste but most of all I enjoy negating those colour inverted photos with photoshop. Some people think that they make it difficult to see them if they turn the picture into a colour negative... And forget that those pics can just as easily be converted to colour positive. They're sometime very amusing pictures. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I like photos with a little bit of mystery. Photos displaying your entire medical history for the world to see? Erm...not so much. Sometimes I'm so glad to be a guest member and only be subjected to the non-genital photos! Like Luxe_Laces, I also love checking out the backgrounds in photos...there's something slightly offputting about people posing in their knickers on the lounge room floor with Lego and Barbie dolls scattered around the floor around them, or dirty clothes on the floor or copious amounts of empty wine bottles on the kitchen bench behind. I also love the obligatory and very common 'Single Male Bathroom Mirror iPhone Photo'. No issue with using them if you have no one else to take a photo or you don't have a self-timer on your camera, but a SMILE would be so much more appreciated than the dumbfounded expressions you see on some faces! Hehe... Ok now I'm feeling self conscious, off to double and triple check my own photos!! Tinks
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm very new to RHP, and over the last few days my inbox has been flooded and I mean flooded with people with shocking profile pics. Everything from hairy belly buttons, to a look-a-like chopper reid who was old enough to be my Dad... but I couldn't agree with you more. I don't think any of the pictures you've mentioned as sexy or even remotely attractive, and if I'm flat out ignoring them purely based on the profile pic alone... then I sure as hell know after reading this, I'm not the only one doing it. Come one people, put a little more thought into them??? They should be classy not tacky, sexy not budget porn... showing your flakey penises, bums riddled with cellulite and everything in between is not going to get you laid... and if it does, well... what's this world coming to?
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RHP User
15 years ago
There is a guy on here who occasionally sends me his PG with his purply red flaky crusty dick in it. At least he's giving folks a heads up... Better than meeting it at his place after a few drinks...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I forgot to mention the lady on the jungle gym, in a skirt flashing her pussy. Nothing wrong with that, except in the right hand side you can see the little arm of a little 'Timmy' whose obviously gone to the park with mum and dad they snapped some happy family shots, but also they shot some snapper shots at the same time!!! Just to be clear I'm sure the child was oblivious to what was done, but none the less slightly off putting when viewing a profile. The reason I wrote this post was this couple had contacted us and shown us their PG. The guy is in this singlet with a big beer belly hanging out and a little hitler moustache. There is a photo where he is stood up, infront of the mirror, belly is equally as big as his stiffie. So we declined meeting up. They responded 'Honestly, Why?" So I spent sometime writing a nice but honest response. I said 'Well you asked, I then said that we try to be fit and healthy and we like that in the people we meet. He then responded that he was very fit, did kung fu and thanks for nothing." What do you do, you don't want to hurt people. You ask to be honest? This swingy life sucks balls sometimes. A
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RHP User
15 years ago
What it all comes down to is just two "simple" things, one called common sense, the other RESPECT for others!!!! The problem is that seems like not many people has either of those!!! This is the reason why I decided not to put pics of my face on here! I take pride of my looks and I am more then happy to show myself, other then what u can see on my public photos, but only to people I feel comfortable with and I would be interested in meeting up!!! The same reason goes for photos of my private areas, plus I just don't assume that everyone want to see them, so they only shown on request!!! ;) What I think is that the admins of rhp should go through some of these photos and ask to delete what is inappropriate and if the member doesn't agree to do sho then should be banned from here!!! Remember people... Respect each other and play safe!! ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Andy, I was eating my cheese pizza for lunch when I read your post and struggled to swallow the mouthful I was chewing before that awful "I think I'm going to puke" feeling came over me. Luckily after I distracted myself with a Coke and thoughts of more pleasant pics, the pizza stayed inside. I agree with others that the best thing about being a Guest member is that I don't get to view the cock shots. It's seriously one of the main reasons I haven't resubscribed ! (I think RHP needs a filter option for members where you can elect to not view the "restricted" photos.) I laugh at the drunken (or other substance affected) shots. It seems some guys only have the courage to take pics when they're drunk or very horny (hence the stiff cock in the bathroom mirror shots). Luckily there are some gorgeous guys on here whose pics are delicious ! (Justgoodfunxxx yours in one of those!) Hugs Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'nrgizabunnii' showing your flakey penises, bums riddled with cellulite and everything in between is not going to get you laid... Who? Moi? There must have been finger prints on my eye phone I tell you!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility' There is a guy on here who occasionally sends me his PG with his purply red flaky crusty dick in it. At least he's giving folks a heads up... Better than meeting it at his place after a few drinks... Damn. You guys get all the good ones. A flakey red crusty dick. Brilliant. Seeing that fora laugh has gotta be worth the price of membership right there. :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Was a pic of cock that was flaccid in one and hard in another... The problem? The cock was sticking out of pyjamas that had cartoon martians on them....In BOTH pics!! I laughed so hard... xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well put Andy, WELL PUT, i can totally agree, even though i'm only a guest here and i don't get to see all the real messed up ones, i have still seen quite a few, and to quote Tinquabell, seeing some of these photos who have crazy drunk arse party time empty bottles and kids toys or dirty clothes is quite the put off, unless ofcourse if they are trying to make us feel sick, CLASS NOT ASS.....OR SHOULD I SAY CLASS NOT DIRTY ASS..... Although i don't have any of my own pics on here, YET.....I must admit i have seen prettY dull photography on some of these profiles, and the ones that say in their physical part in their profile " Look at my photo ", when you clearly can't see them is a bit disrespectful to the people who do really want to see them and have also got their own pics to share and clearly show their faces or atleast most of it anyway, but you can still tell what they look like..... And this is for you Tinquabell, we don't know each other but i would VERY MUCH like to get to know you and maybe go out some time for drinks or dinner or whatever you feel you would like to do, if anything at all.....And by the way Tinky, i know you were probably joking around, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with your photos, i have to admit i've looked at them a few times.....You look AMAZING.....SIMPLY STUNNING..... Playfulguy.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
there are some shockers here. men, women and couples. some are absolutely hideous. how do you tell them this without inviting a series of hateful and obscene messages and attacks in chat rooms? there is no gentle way to say no when they aren't interested in hearing it. for the same token, some of the ego-maniacal males on this site who really do have tickets on themselves are equally as bad. it doesn't matter sometimes what your photos look like as some people are just plain ugly inside.
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RHP User
15 years ago
When you don't have a pic up of your face at all (I do now, but never had before) do men say "you are beautiful" or "wow you are stunning"...am I the only one that gets confused with this? How do they know that my face doesn't look like a Kenworth has backed into it once or twice? Why don't they just say..."love your body" or "wow, sexy"? Guys, you don't get points for calling us beautiful if you clearly can't see what we look like....Or is that just me? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Can you blame us Funloving? I mean... check out those ta~tas. You're obviously sexy!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' When you don't have a pic up of your face at all (I do now, but never had before) do men say "you are beautiful" or "wow you are stunning"...am I the only one that gets confused with this? How do they know that my face doesn't look like a Kenworth has backed into it once or twice? Why don't they just say..."love your body" or "wow, sexy"? Guys, you don't get points for calling us beautiful if you clearly can't see what we look like....Or is that just me? xFunlovingx All i can say to that is, if i can't see your face but i can see all of your body preety much to your neck, i will atleast say something like " your body is super sexy", stunning, beautiful or whatever i think that is nice and polite but to the point, also the thing is some guys think that if the body is good then the face will be atleast average to very atrractive yeah, it's just an unfortunate assumption that gets made sometimes..... But yes it is a bit confusing, people just not thinking, and only thinking about what they are going get out of it, if they say whay they think is going to get them something like a good fuck or blowjob or something.....Really that's what it comes down to most of the time sweetie.....GREED!!!!!.....Believe it or not And the thing is i think it's nice that someone would go as far as to say with maybe the hearing of the voice aswell i must say, i have heard some voices on women that sound absolutely amazing, like the cutness and quirkiness, and the tone that just make one think that they are really good looking face wise, and you meet them and it's like wow didn't see that coming, but i think also as long as someone is nice about it then fine think what you will.....And atleast know that just because someone has a beautiful body that their face might not be and vice versa, i'm sure everyone of us here has seen an ABSOLUTELY AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS face on someone and their body has been not what you thought it would be..... Playfulguy.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
...it would appear, is not that common. Meeks has a point though - provided these shocking pics (of which thankfully I have yet to poison my retinas with) are actually deliberate, statistically speaking there must be someone out there who appreciates them. I'm no adonnis, nor am I the lead photographer for the Sydney Morning Herald, but when i was bored and having a lazy day in bed & decided it was high time I was sharing this lazy day in bed with someone else, I grabbed the phone (other camera's busted, but that's ok - it's only 3.2 megapixels and now phones have like 10mp...WTF?) and snarted snapping away. I must have took about 20 or so shots, and ran then through the old 'brain-mouth' filter (mouth...yeah, not sure that has anything to do with it, but the filter works the same for anything you're about to put out there to the world) before putting together my profile. Whole process took about an hour - so I appologise for the non-artistic form, incorrect lighting, misuse of perspective and subject positioning etc etc - and ended up with maybe 4 shots, the rest scraped together of pics of me actually with a shirt on and a smile. I think the key here is that I actually proofed them... I would have thought this to be a normal practice? Is it possible the attention to detail with photos is an indication of attention to detail in the bedroom? Or is that just me being cocky (bahaha...i made a pun...aaaaand I'm an idiot)? Many of the fine women who post to these forums seem to have the right idea - they don't show much (but what they do show is classy) and that's the point - I have an imagination and I can fill in the blanks. In stalky's case, the same - I keep trying to take a pic like his of my own ass but end up spinning around in circles like a dog chasing it's tail! ;) Regards, SF
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