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Short stories by men.

February 09 2010

SIX SHORT STORIES BY MEN ONE I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouchingdown behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just taking a shit." TWO When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then Irealized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Himto forgive me. THREE My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Getthis out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "Youdid this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'." FOUR I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annualcheckup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you." FIVE I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdulstanding on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"SIX My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and said,"Make love to me like in the movies.." So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out,flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. I never sawher again after that night. I guess we don't watch the same movies.

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RHP User

16 years ago

I'm allowed to take these and run with them right ? V funny jo... Doggy.

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16 years ago

Well done Joanna. Very funny......loved it When you publish your book I'll buy it..............Promise

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16 years ago

Great stories Joanna. Good post. I could make a story up about the men on rhp but I'd probably offend most of them and we wouldn't want that would we ! I'm just waiting for the female version now. .... Stalky, Jose, JG... I'm sure you've got it in you somewhere ? xxx Miss Saturn

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16 years ago

I've forgotten to mention that it isn't my work before too...

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16 years ago

Yep, appropriating these for my own advantage. Thanks :-)

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16 years ago

On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful ??? are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to get the job done, the first nun turns to the second and says, "I can't take this heat anymore! Do you think it would be all right if we removed our shirts to cool off while we worked?" The second nun, feeling the heat herself, decides that it would be acceptable since no one else was present. She locked the door and closed the curtains, and then the two nuns removed their shirts and kept working. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door. "Who is it?" asks the first nun. "It's the blind man," says the voice behind the door. "Well, a blind man can't see our nakedness. We can let him in," the other nun says, and opens the door. "Wow!" says the blind man, "Nice tits! I gotta run back to the truck. Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

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16 years ago

I read these short stories and the first thing I did after regaining my compsure was to cut and paste them into an email to my mate in Canada. Brilliant, especially number 3... which has a totally unexpected ending... Cute, just like you. :p Hugs Stalky

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16 years ago

My other post from yesterday will most likely appear moments after I post this but hey... I ain't got all day to wait and see if my post is eventually going to be approved.I sinply wanted to comment that I often forget to make the point that the copy and paste I'm presenting as a post is not my own work too lol...

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16 years ago

Ta Joanna! Enjoyed the laugh Jx

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