RHP

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Shit Heads I have dealt with

November 17 2010

I had a foot operation the other day and my sister arranged from overseas some flowers to be sent to me. They lasted a day and when I spoke to the florist they wanted me, complete with surgical boot, to travel half way across Perth so they could see that the dying flowers were in fact dying. DO NOT EVER DO BUSINESS WITH "DE BLOOM" IN VIC PARK! AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ok.. since we are posting totally random things.... I got a microwave oven 27 years ago... a "National"... you'd think that if you're going to manufacture something that lasts that long you'd design it so that it has a bit of style about it.. you know... so it still looks good .... but oh no... it ruins the decor I tell you!! But I can't throw it out? No. Not until it breaks down!!HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Ok.. since we are posting totally random things.... I got a microwave oven 27 years ago... a "National"... you'd think that if you're going to manufacture something that lasts that long you'd design it so that it has a bit of style about it.. you know... so it still looks good .... but oh no... it ruins the decor I tell you!! But I can't throw it out? No. Not until it breaks down!!HugsStalky Oh I completely understand. Want me to come and redecorate......around the microwave? 27 years for a microwave? Must be one of the first manufactured. They made things to last in those days! Can not allow you to throw out such a valuable antique, a museum piece!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Are you starting to glow in the dark yet?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Nick_Wilde'What does that have to do with the price of fish? So now we are talking about the price of fish? It is fluctuating due to overfishing in the coastal waters and weather conditions. Shocking the amount of money we have to pay for our shark and "tatie greasies these days.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    It’s a National Genius that I bought in about 1988. Neve used it to cook fish, regardless of price. and yes we have no bananas Are we sure that this is a hot adult topic?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ok... 17 yeas of accidental radiation poisoning.... that could explain some of my more unusual side effects... you know... ummm... err... why I'm still so hawt at my age for instance. :p Oh.. not to mention my super sensitive vibrating molecules! Darn that ugly old Microwave! HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hi Bianca, sorry to hear about your bad experience. Customer service just isn't what it used to be.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    How about the CFMEU

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I bought a dozen oysters and only 1 worked, I want my money back!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i won't hear a word against the National Genius. and the Caribbean Bananas recipe that came in the free cookbook with it is still the best dessert, ever.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Please do not tell me you have retained the recipe book for microwaved carribbean bananas? A classsic! That's like stumbling upon the original black and white sleeping Astroboy in original box at a garage sale!HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ...my life revolves around vintage recipe books and kinky sex. like most people. have you tasted the aforementioned bananas? those bastards are MAGNIFICENT. it's like the 1980s in a Pyrex dish...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Please do not tell me you have retained the recipe book for microwaved carribbean bananas? A classsic! That's like stumbling upon the original black and white sleeping Astroboy in original box at a garage sale!HugsStalky Microwaved carribean bananas? i'm from barbados and never heard of that lol....this is a very random thread. I bought an iphonea year and and within a week i dropped it and the screen cracked and then with optus bullshit insurance you still have to pay 200$ to get a replacement. So went out and spent 150$ and got the screen repaired. Iphones suck...i got a samsung galaxy now :) (still another shitty phone)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Tyrian29' It’s a National Genius that I bought in about 1988. Neve used it to cook fish, regardless of price. and yes we have no bananas Are we sure that this is a hot adult topic? Microwave cookery, Carribean bananas and fish dishes could all be tantamount to food play and hey, have you tried to eat food straight from the microwave? Very hot!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged'I bought a dozen oysters and only 1 worked, I want my money back! Only one? Damn! Ms Blind x

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    That is all... Mrs W xx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    The most random question with some really witty replies. Cracked me up, thanks guys! Hugs, Fun