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Share you sexually frustrating day..

July 29 2012

it's like the devil was teasing me.. I had just come back from overseas and had a 3-some (yeah paid :(.. but was great none-the-less) as a reward for myself for accomplishing some work I had just completed and I figured I won't have sex until I finish my next project and so I was on my way to the city and I see this girl at the station wearing these tight jeans that really showed off her figure along with a cute pink sweater (she was with a friend) i thought cool, a nice morning view didn't hurt or so I thought..Got on the train in a different carriage and thankfully didn't see another hot girl for a while until I was at uni and I was coming down the stairs just as these 2 smoking hot girls walk up on the other side of the door, 1 blonde and 1 brunette, about my height (5'8"). but the brunette caught my eye, they had reached the door first so I wasn't close enough to hold the door open for them =/. The blonde walks past, I kindly wait for the brunette and stood to the side but she stood there and beckoned me to go first, so I did as I walked I looked in into the brunette's eyes and god damn they were like this bright light blue (just google light blue eyes!) colour that stood out from her light tan and not only that she had massive DD breasts luckily her eyes were so attractive.. I told myself to focus on my work that I was going to do and said "thanks" and walked out. She could've easily been a playboy model.Now my focus is starting to waiver somewhat.. I'm in the library in the quiet section blazing through my work. I take a small break lean back to stretch and look around and guess what.. to my right is this girl who sat down reading a book with legs crossed with a short black hair bob, a very sexy creamy white complexion wearing a grey knitted woollen jumper, a plaided red short skirt and thigh high greyish/blue knitted stockings that left a gap between the skirt and the stocking that teased some of her naked thigh...come on! This isn't fair! I shouted in my head.I was actually thinking of 2 things walking up to her and asking her to leave cause she was too hot haha or asking her out for a quickie. It did somewhat seem like she was flaunting herself because she sat back from the table, far enough that her legs weren't under the table. Again thankfully there wasn't much time left before I had to go to class. That day was awesome yet shitty and I needed to post it somewhere.. thanks for reading.Maybe my one might be quite tame to other people's story if you got a story lets hear it!

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    but I don't think I'll ever feel unmolested walking down the street again... After all, if a girl can sit comfortably in a library with a book and be considered "flaunting herself"... SHIIIIIIIT I should immediately throw out my corsets (after all, I obviously bought them to taunt poor, unsuspecting strangers with my wanton breasts, not just because they are comfortable), DEFINITELY burn my book collection (fuck knows how many times I've missed my train/bus stop because I was so absorbed in what I was reading... I could have been sitting there THE WHOLE TIME giving off my lewd, hussy signals, and NEVER REALISING, because I was a little busy reading, not paying attention to the lechers), and kiss goodbye to any skirt shorter than my ankle, lest it REVEAL LEG!!!! OMG!!!! (yes, I'm taking the piss, it's a thing, if you can't handle the heat, don't start the fire :P) As for my "most sexually frustrating" day... well, I took home the offending party, shagged him senseless, decided he was worth it, and kept him. :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    OP I'm just frigging glad you aren't a airline pilot !!! Sexually frustrating day ..... Uh uh...... There's always relief at hand

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I get the impression that even a bloke in a kilt, or a knothole in a timber fence would be at serious risk around this bloke.Thats a bit of a scary insight into your mental state, Downtown.DGLol nah. no way that's just not right for me. come on, i'm pretty sure every dude on the planet has perved some time in their lives. i just put it out in more detail that's all, i could've written way less, wasn't supposed to sound psychotic. Can't be as bad as eating shit out of someone's asshole or being peed on.. yet people like it, i just like a bit of skin and a good body.@VagabondeI just love it when girls show a little bit of skin at the thighs. The way this girl dressed was just perfectly measured to her body. i mean who the hell comes into the library like that!!!??If a girl was in a corset and a skirt with stockings, in the library reading a book, that ain't sexy. It's like putting a square block into a circle hole.@MsVelvetBlueAgain Air hostesses are different for me, sure they're a hot/fantasy type of thing but it's not something I'd look at twice on the street. I mean the last 2 girls were really unique, not something you'd see everyday. One girl looked like she came straight out of a playboy mag and the other from an x-art porno.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Unfortunately for me my PMS week is also the week that I'm the most sexually frustrated = NOT a good combination! So far this week have argued with my manager, come very close to throwing something breakable, felt like clawing the bedspread off last night as I just couldn't relax, and the whiff of fresh male cologne on the train into work this morning was enough to make me jittery on my seat :( RAR I wish this week was over!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Every day I don't have sex is sexually frustrating for me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I got on RHP now its ohhh laa lahh I perv all the time, those guys at the gym ohhhh my god me in my daggy pants and old T shirt   I get quiet a sweat up and its not the machines hey Ms Velvet was there today at ten and was the most yummy guy with tats are we allowed to lick those sweet boys? step away from the eye candy

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I'm so horny I am to quote a friend... "dangerous"... That's usually when i'll choose one of the three game show type options to vent it all.. 1 select a toy from the wheel if choice prize options... 2. phone a friend..phone / text sex or hook up.. (Fun for them too) 3. Try to hold it together, or go channel all that energy into a piece oif art or some writing, alternatively 4 lift my skirt before , sitting seductively at a cafe / library and reading a book and checking out through my peripheral vision any guys or girls tripping over themselves out of apparent sexual frustration or recognition and have a silent chuckle about it.

  • Wild_Pagan_Love

    Wild_Pagan_Love

    13 years ago

    This thread has the potential to become "dangerous" ;) Quoting 'Dark_Moon_Lilith'i have the ocassional day whereI'm so horny I am to quote a friend... "dangerous"...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    That'll make Hesione happy as we can all do some book crit's whilst checking out the best selection amongst the shelves ...I've just decided I need to go to browse/be browsed in my lunch hour *thinks to self: which suspender belt to wear?*Rox

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting TR hey Ms Velvet was there today at ten and was the most yummy guy with tats are we allowed to lick those sweet boys?     That would be a no Tuscan...that is actually considered a form of sexual harrassment for those poor boys who are to lift weights and to improve their physique..........and the only workout happening for you would be to your tongue.........and not your thighs         Oh God I think I just egged her on !!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I wish there was one for those times you are climbing the walls horny sexually frustrated llike "ridiculously horny" or "beware of the horny wench, currently could fuck the post man" or "please rescue me from myself" for when you just can't help yourself. I think equally there should be mood statuses such as "pmt-contact at your own risk" or "do not disturb...for now" for those women who might be do inclined.. personally mine is the former and not the latter.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I sort of agree I remember going to uni in summer and it was hell. Damn fine looking young women in short skirts/shorts and they look so goood..... Pleasant to watch and of course they didn't dress that way to make the guys look? Quoting Richard Clapton "Girls on the avenue" "don't you trip" ......on your tongue Mike

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    That doyen of porn,Jenna Jameson said''Making eye contact during rough sex is a bit like trying to read Dostoyevsky on a roller coaster''....oooohhh I do love a little reading of the Idiotx Hugs H

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MsVelvetblue' Quoting TR hey Ms Velvet was there today at ten and was the most yummy guy with tats are we allowed to lick those sweet boys?     That would be a no Tuscan...that is actually considered a form of sexual harrassment for those poor boys who are to lift weights and to improve their physique..........and the only workout happening for you would be to your tongue.........and not your thighs   yeah and they tasted so salty...I can add that to the oil party post and we have hot chips!     Oh God I think I just egged her on !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    When the guy that you want is far away and cocks always swing your way, everyday is a sexually frustrating day. I am speaking for myself.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    To paraphrase Mindy McCready..."That look, those eyes, that smile, this kiss.".The mind, imagination, creativity. Supposedly all denote intelligence. In the hands (innuendo apparent to the author) of us few perverted minds, THE mind is recognised as a powerful erogenous zone. Who here can claim that they've never looked at someone and thought, "Coor. That's a bit of alright. I'd love to )? .Any hands up?...Or are you all too busy imagining what could've been with that object of lust for today, the past week, the past month or year? Perhaps you're even doing it at this very moment? .For mine? The most sexually frustrating days are the ones where I have the opportunities to convert fantasy to reality and find my shyness/inability to speak to those objects of lust getting in the way (a case of, "Il silenzio bella." Or, shoulda, coulda, woulda) .Then again, sometimes the fantasy is better then the reality..So, may your fantasies come unto fruition and the reality prove to your liking. .CheersRusty.*Disclaimer.The above post was fairly unhelpful I know, aside from showing an understanding of what the OP was about and hopefully providing some entertainment.