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Sexy santa
November 30 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Great topic And can't wait to see the responses :-) not sure if it's unfortunate but I have not recieved a gag/naughty gift bugger :-( haha
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RHP User
14 years ago
My sister was getting married so I bought her a whip from a sex shop. It did not get the reaction I expected. First the silence..then the tears.
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Smilingwithfun
14 years ago
Perhaps she already had one?
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RHP User
14 years ago
You ask if "someone wants to give you one"? Isn't that what this site is all about? Someone will 'give it to you'if you really want. Just ask. Merry Xmas from a fat guy in a red suit created by coca-cola.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Krooton' My sister was getting married so I bought her a whip from a sex shop. It did not get the reaction I expected. First the silence..then the tears. awkward... So did you get to keep the whip?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'k_man1982' Great topic And can't wait to see the responses :-) not sure if it's unfortunate but I have not recieved a gag/naughty gift bugger :-( haha I have a selection of gags ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
She kept it. It was nice too. All soft leather weaving. The handle was dildo shaped. I guess it was awkward for her, being all "respectable" and boring.
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RHP User
14 years ago
i recently received a very playful package from a special friend who was interstate at the time ,, but i gave the put the wrong p.o box number ,, that was a slight red faced explainations at the post office ,,,but i got to it before it left the post office !!!
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luvsilver
14 years ago
A friend was getting married a few years back so we decided that us 4 so called Mates of his would get the happy couple a gift that they could use and we then didn't have to worry about giving them their 3rd toaster of the night.We decided we would buy them a nice smooth looking dildo,bit of a laugh we thought but not that original .We decided to take it up a level though and have our 4 mates faces smiling and waving printed on the said sex toy .If they ever used it we would always be there in spirit with them. Now the sad part, we left our run too late and the shop was not able to print it in time so our master plan was never put in to action.I am sure they would have loved it though. Personalised dildos-- The gift that keeps on giving!! Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
14 years ago
took my daughter with me to SEXPO last year .. she decided to buy her then b/f a gift ... it was a piece of soap .. caned SEX ON A STRING ... a penis shaped sex on a rope ... was nicely received by the b/f ... but his mother was less then impressed when he accidentally left it in the shower // she didn't know whether to blame the husband or the son .....I'm sure I could hear her yelling about it from my house (5k away)
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RHP User
14 years ago
She was the last Jehovas Witness to call on my place and now she is in a box under the bed awaiting play time.. She comes with a life time supply of those magazines.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey there curious, I have a little fantasy... I have never had my virgin butt played with before and as much as it is daunting, it is also a very exciting prospect. How would you like to use me as your guinea pig? They do say it is better to give than receive. It could be a gift of giving and receiving.
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RHP User
14 years ago
little xmas cheer :) Tucked up in my bed all naked and nice I lay waiting for Santa to bring me some vice The thought of some guy with a full loaded sack To call me a ho ho , and blow on my rack I wiggled and murmured getting wetter and wetter I parted my knees, slightly licking my lips With thoughts of his beard long and white Tickling my thighs all through the night He came down the chimney all bothered and hot I patted the bed I said with a smile Come to me Santa and stay for a while. He got in a dither and tried to stay calm But his cock sprung out like a babies forearm mmmm it was long and hard as can be And I wiggled my bottom and said come fuck me He reached into his sack and pulled out some toys A long rubber dildo and a whip and some cuffs A dog collar and and some lube for my muff He ripped of his clothes with a mighty ho ho And propped me on all fours my cunt to the air And put the mistletoe in the crack waiting there. He licked me and licked me I sighed and I bucked And then old saint nick went in for the fuck He rode my wet slit from arse hole to clit And came with merry great cheer. And rolled me over and went for the rear. I pouted and moaned as he got on his feet And begged him for more to give me a treat He reached into his bag pulled out two ken doll toys And sprinkled magic dust and turn them to boys So all through the night I was barbi to them, They fucked me till breakfast and then came again. So merry Xmas to all girls and boys Be happy as me With Santas fuck toys.
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