Sex resumes?

November 03 2023

An idea formed this morning about creating a sex resume…

8 years experience giving head; awarded blowjob of the month in May 2021 and then again in Feb 2022.

Passed the bar in 2019 and found the g-spot weeks after.

Consistently delivered 7/10 performances in it’s the occasional 8.
Identified some training issues around foreplay and kissing.

Implemented a new process to reduce average time between orgasms.

Secured a cache of toys at discount price delivering a cost saving of over $3.40 per orgasm.


Any ideas of what could go on there? How would you add a corporate twist to explain your sex skills?

Comments

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 months ago

    Captain of the High School Kissing Team 1983 to 1984. 😘

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 months ago

    Graduated with high distinction in falling asleep after sex , 81- till present

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 months ago

    2010 Most Forum poster of the year
    2011 Most Forum poster of the year
    2012 Most Forum poster of the year
    2013 Most Forum poster of the year
    2014 Most forum poster of the year
    2015 Most Forum poster of the year
    2016 Most Forum poster of the year
    2017 Most Forum poster of the year
    2018 Most Forum poster of the year
    2019 Most Forum poster of the year
    2020 Most Forum poster of the year
    2021 Most Forum poster of the year
    2022 Most Forum poster of the year
    Most likely to get 2023 Most Forum poster of the year.

    All I got was a bloody pair of RHP bikini, on my 10yr service. 🏆🤭

    Ms Foxy

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 months ago

    1996 to current
    Chief Executive Officer
    Sodom and Gomorrah

  • Libertine001

    Libertine001

    6 months ago

    Fluffer of the year 1992.


    Libertine

  • big_rig

    big_rig

    6 months ago

    Centrelink? Self employed? 😁

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 months ago

    RHP's biggest dick, 3 years running.

  • Kokoflamingo

    Kokoflamingo

    6 months ago

    I reckon once you get to my age you should automatically become one of the RHP Golden Girls 😃
    If you got an award for the most times youve been told you give the best blow jobs, Id have one....but.. we all know guys say that to all tbe girls. So Ill make do with the " consistently part of the furniture" award, which could either be a red velvet chaise lounge or a beat up old sofa, depending on peoples opinions of me.

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    6 months ago

    2023 Wanker of the year.
    Proficient in the use of Satisfyer Pro 2.0 (Expert level).

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 months ago

    Hey Koko,

    The Willy Warmers knitting Club!
    What year was that??

    Ms Foxy 🤣😁

  • ElectricDreamers

    ElectricDreamers

    6 months ago

    Manages teams effectively 😛

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 months ago

    Coaches/most improved/consistant award for rubbing out a load cos I've forgotten what sex is involving another person. Lol

  • Knickerless

    Knickerless

    5 months ago

    Do you have any openings that need filling?
    Tell me more about the position.
    How many subordinates will I have, and who will I be working for?
    Do you want to know what I did for my last job, and how much they paid me?

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    5 months ago

    Here's one for your Resume -Agility..... demonstrated agility on under the desk activities.....can also hide in under 10 secs.

  • ThatLilBrat

    ThatLilBrat

    5 months ago

    8 yrs experience.

    ...I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.

  • CrouchingTiger

    CrouchingTiger

    5 months ago

    Eternally optimistic since debut in 1989

  • cinamontan

    cinamontan

    4 months ago

    Post it on linkedin!