M41
Sex injuries
August 29 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
If he was hung like a horse I can understand a quick remount...use the stippups next time :) LC
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was in my teens out wandering the streets with my mates on cracker nite as you did in those days...(for those who still remember)Anyway' I linked up with this girl I fancied for quite awhile and after some good ole pashing and cuddling we ended up having sex in the park over this big rock.Well after we been bonking for awhile she asked me to stop because her legs started to feel funny. So being the gentleman I was, I tried to help her stand up but down she went' falling to the ground. The pressure of my body on hers against the rock had cut off the circulation to her legs and bingo, down she went... I shit because I was too young and stupid to realise what was happening.. Thankfully, she regained her feeling and we continued.. This time on the grass.... Moral of the story, dont bonk over big rocks in a half standing laying position... Mr JJ
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just after I moved in with my then-boyfriend, we were doing the combined playfight/foreplay thing :) (always fun) and I got kinda thrown, at velocity, off the side of the bed... to land on the glass coffee table...Lesson learnt: no glass tables in the bedroom: no telling your cousin the next day when they ask about the massive black bruise covering half your arm, "He beats me." (Took me *FOREVER* to convince her I was kidding...)Had to stop to clean up broken glass Just to clarify the point... we were talking *accidental* injuries... right?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't think I have ever caused myself an injury in the act. Not sure if that is a good or bad thing lolHe/she should tie you down next time ms ... and I've made a mental note to do that myself
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RHP User
14 years ago
When I was a teenager I worked out that I'm a clumsy lover.... picture her long flowing hair shapely spread and softly flowing down the edge of the pillow pulling those take "me faces" that women do when they have their legs spread wide and knees raised.... a little bit peachy cheeked from blushing.... eyelids a flutter.... and there's me... clumsy in-articulate throbbing cock in hand thinking woooo hooot babe give me a piece of that pie.... diving in from afar... I land... elbows spread either side of that beautiful longing smile.... and I land... squarely on her hair... pulling giant chunks of it with the compression forces.... screams.. tears... a lot of wtf's.... and there's a whole nother mood taking hold.Of course, this is around about the same point in time I learnt that some girls like wrestling... and some don't. Who could have known? Oh... and you know.. some girls like having their hair pulled... some don't ... it's a mine field of complexity out there with women.... and you wonder why a sex life's easier when you can swing both ways?Oh... the faces people pull when they're having sex.... how on earth are we supposed to guess if that grimace is good or bad? It's difficult to know how ruff is too ruff and what's just right... I think.HugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stalky that is so funny!!! Quoting 'stalky' When I was a teenager I worked out that I'm a clumsy lover.... picture her long flowing hair shapely spread and softly flowing down the edge of the pillow pulling those take "me faces" that women do when they have their legs spread wide and knees raised.... a little bit peachy cheeked from blushing.... eyelids a flutter.... and there's me... clumsy in-articulate throbbing cock in hand thinking woooo hooot babe give me a piece of that pie.... diving in from afar... I land... elbows spread either side of that beautiful longing smile.... and I land... squarely on her hair... pulling giant chunks of it with the compression forces.... screams.. tears... a lot of wtf's.... and there's a whole nother mood taking hold.Of course, this is around about the same point in time I learnt that some girls like wrestling... and some don't. Who could have known? Oh... and you know.. some girls like having their hair pulled... some don't ... it's a mine field of complexity out there with women.... and you wonder why a sex life's easier when you can swing both ways?Oh... the faces people pull when they're having sex.... how on earth are we supposed to guess if that grimace is good or bad? It's difficult to know how ruff is too ruff and what's just right... I think.HugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bruises, bumps, lumps, falls, pulled muscles and one black eye. Too many. Too embarassing. . Stalky, I'm curious. How do you know? I mean, do you just dive in at full speed and wait for her to scream or bite some poor unsuspecting body part, or do you ask how her how she likes it? You're right, it's a minefield out there! . Flirty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
Flirty, I reckon Stalky just keeps doing whatever he feels like and just waits for the other person to say No or to speak up if they don't like something. Actually I could be talking out of turn there :p xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can't remember any sex injuries but I often seem to have finger print bruises on my upper arm and occasionally on my boobs. Weird because I can never say when it happened and I don't bruise easily either. Not so easy to explain. xx Meeka
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captainkaos
14 years ago
I was doing it on the workshop floor with a girlfriend and due to the long time on my knees in the old missionary position, my knee started to hurt. That was ok. We found a chair and a stool, then a car and then the desk and so on. Problem is, even now, if i am having sex on a bed for a long time in the missionary position, the same knee hurts. It's lucky that I am not that keen on missionary. Go cowgirl go. I hate it when the girl is riding you hard and fast and your cock falls out and bends back the wrong way. OOOOUUUCH!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' I was in my teens out wandering the streets with my mates on cracker nite as you did in those days...(for those who still remember)Anyway' I linked up with this girl I fancied for quite awhile and after some good ole pashing and cuddling we ended up having sex in the park over this big rock.Well after we been bonking for awhile she asked me to stop because her legs started to feel funny. So being the gentleman I was, I tried to help her stand up but down she went' falling to the ground. The pressure of my body on hers against the rock had cut off the circulation to her legs and bingo, down she went... I shit because I was too young and stupid to realise what was happening.. Thankfully, she regained her feeling and we continued.. This time on the grass.... Moral of the story, dont bonk over big rocks in a half standing laying position... Mr JJ \\Being caught between a rock and a hard place ... ??? lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fingerprints huh? After years of annoying tell tale signs.. ahem... I have a way to avoid those... well... kind of... It involves wrapping a pillow around the middle of your lover and using the edges of the pillow as a handle... this of course, works both directions... i.e. for doggie.. wrap around the front and grab hold and reef as hard and as fast as you want using those big muscular biceps, triceps, shoulders and back... like a seated row... only with the added force of concurrently thrusting hips... oh I've gotten so much pleasure out of that technique over the years in both directions... and of course, you can wrap the pillow under your lovers hips and raise and lower the juicy bits on your cock by hanging on to the pillow... I so love doing that too... ... there's none of that driving ugly bits down into the mattress.. it's all firm, fast and furious pressure on the ol' quiver bits.Anyway... point is.... no thumb marks, a pillow that smells distinctively like sex for sweet sweet dreams... and every so often your pillow might tear clean in half.... but so what! ... it's all good!HugsStalky Quoting 'Meeka100' I can't remember any sex injuries but I often seem to have finger print bruises on my upper arm and occasionally on my boobs. Weird because I can never say when it happened and I don't bruise easily either. Not so easy to explain. xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'Fingerprints huh? After years of annoying tell tale signs.. ahem... I have a way to avoid those... well... kind of... It involves wrapping a pillow around the middle of your lover and using the edges of the pillow as a handle... this of course, works both directions... i.e. for doggie.. wrap around the front and grab hold and reef as hard and as fast as you want using those big muscular biceps, triceps, shoulders and back... like a seated row... only with the added force of concurrently thrusting hips... oh I've gotten so much pleasure out of that technique over the years in both directions... and of course, you can wrap the pillow under your lovers hips and raise and lower the juicy bits on your cock by hanging on to the pillow... I so love doing that too... ... there's none of that driving ugly bits down into the mattress.. it's all firm, fast and furious pressure on the ol' quiver bits.Anyway... point is.... no thumb marks, a pillow that smells distinctively like sex for sweet sweet dreams... and every so often your pillow might tear clean in half.... but so what! ... it's all good!HugsStalky Quoting 'Meeka100' I can't remember any sex injuries but I often seem to have finger print bruises on my upper arm and occasionally on my boobs. Weird because I can never say when it happened and I don't bruise easily either. Not so easy to explain. xx Meeka You gotta give it to Stalky... I mean who else can apply patented CIA pillow interrogation moves to a good hard shag!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Does chiili burn count as a sex injury? I've both inflicted This on my partner with my fingers and been on the receiving end following a bj. Lesson well and truly learned! LOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Fingerprints huh? After years of annoying tell tale signs.. ahem... I have a way to avoid those... well... kind of... It involves wrapping a pillow around the middle of your lover and using the edges of the pillow as a handle... this of course, works both directions... i.e. for doggie.. wrap around the front and grab hold and reef as hard and as fast as you want using those big muscular biceps, triceps, shoulders and back... like a seated row... only with the added force of concurrently thrusting hips... oh I've gotten so much pleasure out of that technique over the years in both directions... and of course, you can wrap the pillow under your lovers hips and raise and lower the juicy bits on your cock by hanging on to the pillow... I so love doing that too... ... there's none of that driving ugly bits down into the mattress.. it's all firm, fast and furious pressure on the ol' quiver bits.Anyway... point is.... no thumb marks, a pillow that smells distinctively like sex for sweet sweet dreams... and every so often your pillow might tear clean in half.... but so what! ... it's all good!HugsStalkyAnd so what you say, its all good huh?? Remind me to tell you a little story later Stalkers. lolzxxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Great topic clWell it was not really an injury ,so we were entertaining and i(bob) had the massage table up,good music on ,mood lighting yanno the story.It was dark and i grabbed what i thought was moisturiser,about 15 minutes later bren came in the room and asked why she could smell fake tan.We flicked the lights on and our friend resembled an oompah loompah and to make things worse she was allergic to it,so the curtains did come down lol brenbob68
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RogueGeek
14 years ago
What have I gotten myself into?Cheers,MS(the female half) Quoting 'crazywhitechic' Don't think I have ever caused myself an injury in the act. Not sure if that is a good or bad thing lolHe/she should tie you down next time ms ... and I've made a mental note to do that myself
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RHP User
14 years ago
A week ago I caught up with a women from rhp, we hit it off straight away and decided we would take the next step. Problem being we had no discret place that we could both go. ( so frustrating when your both super horny and your trying to think of somewhere!) eventually our desires took control and we headed back to nature, literally, we drove to national park and wondered along the track. After about 500m she grabbed me by the hand and into a small clearing. Not wasting any time I threw the beach towel down on the Forrest floor and we quickly undressed! After a great bj and her riding cowgirl till her legs turned to jelly, it was my turn I rolled her onto her back and started sliding deep inside her building a steady pace. After a while o released that my thrusting had pushed her shoulders and upper back off the towel. We repositioned and finished with an amazing climax! The next day I notice that my knees are still red and have small grazes all over them. My friend txt me later on saying she has a massive bruise and tender spot right on her spine! I hope she still wants to catch up in the future:) Phil
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hehe I think you know the answer to that Ms ... I am just being safety conscious Quoting 'cl_ms' What have I gotten myself into?Cheers,MS(the female half)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Beautiful sandy beaches, if only. . . In my ma's Greek village it is a pebble/rock no sand situation ( sharpe ones) beach, the previous visit led to hospital and my foot being dug at to get the rock out and the lovely smell of my skin being cordorised... Second trip, this was forgotten after the night before this Greek god made me cum and we both hadn't even taken our clothes off! So the next day, find a private spot and eventually we r at it and doggy is always a fav! I didn't notice at the time, but afterwards...OMG, my knees were shreaded! And it wasn't the pain that was our concern, it was more the village gossip putting 2 & 2 2gether... My uncle asked a few times, how was it that I 'fell' over again? My male cousins weren't so poliet and were appaulled lol! A few years earlier on a night out the signals i wasn't too sure about with a new girlfriend actually were there and we finally got into it back at her place. Very exciting!! she took control, she was seeing a younger boy at the time and she was a naughty girl so it may had led to more 'fun' later ;) she had been giving me all the wonderful attention and I wanted to obviously do the same for her, but she was in pain when I even touched her pussy.I think the young boy ( small town I went to primary school with him and his ma was the school sevretary and very strict with him and his sister in my year and didn't Luke my older friend AT all lol!) si I am pretty sure she stole his V plates. Apparently god blessed him in that area, but he wasn't on top of how to use it 'safely' a few days earlier, he was on top, and I guess whilst in the heat of powerful thrusts he pulled out too far and some how missed the hole and bashed through the skin in front, it was so bad that she went straight to emergency!! So our night was very one sided... I was hoping maybe later in the week, then it happened AGAIN!!!! They didn't last long after that lol!
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RHP User
14 years ago
A few years ago with a crazy partner who thought i was the ultimate submissive.....injuries were had! I copped the majority....but i inflicted a few back also!! Various whip and hitting injuries....bruises, whips drawing blood! etc Various anus injuries....and im not bi!........ but from various utinsils and other tools.... (3 occasions needing trips to emergency!) Various burning injuries....with various burning agents and hot tools....(i surprised her one day and burnt her ass back with an iron i had ready under the bed....much to her pain and delight!) Various strangulation related injuries.... A few glass related injuries from lights smashing and other things smashing near by...... Thank goodness shes gone to Europe to make crazy video's for crazy private collectors...........no more injuries but geeeeeeees some interesting memories Im alive and free!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not me thank God.But my youngest brother and his now wife (his philosophy was "You broke it, you buy it")Anyways I can go into the details, but needless to say, some of the boys might faint.Anyways, I tells me he was the life of the ER, as it is not a common injury and none of the staff (Drs and nurses) had seen a broken cock before. So they all came for a look see.There were photos. Black. Black as a Blackberry. Ouch.
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RHP User
14 years ago
LMFAO... does his wife swing.. because das one wild hornbag Im going to try and avoid! :pQuoting 'JF1974' Not me thank God.But my youngest brother and his now wife (his philosophy was "You broke it, you buy it")Anyways I can go into the details, but needless to say, some of the boys might faint.Anyways, I tells me he was the life of the ER, as it is not a common injury and none of the staff (Drs and nurses) had seen a broken cock before. So they all came for a look see.There were photos. Black. Black as a Blackberry. Ouch.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Some time ago - oh... long time now :-( me and my FWB were so crazy into HOURS of wild sex that was totally full on, really I am not sure what were we thinking and ever ytime we met few days later we go WOW... what are we going to like die one day... anyway, she was riding me crazy one time for ages - until she slumps away as her pelvis popped out.. still being in the heat of it we finished in a comfy doggy position with herface down over the couch...fond memories - but probably lucky that we have split as who knows what health problems could have come up ;-)
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