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Sex injuries

August 16 2010

After this weekend I have come home with the following injuries:lump on my headcarpet burns on one elbow and both kneesa bruise on my buttworst case of pash rash everbruised & swollen lipsbite markssuck marksand really sore thighs (although that could have been from the gym on Saturday morning).What injuries have you sustained during the act? Any funny stories to go with them?

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I got a blood blister right at the end of my clit. I thought I had an STD so went to the docs to get it checked out. When she saw it she pissed herself laughing and told me what it actually was, and told me that it was caused by trauma from too much action and rough play. She was still pissing herself at this stage. I told her she was jealous as I was getting plenty. She pretty much agreed. Most fricken painful thing EVER and I had to go with out stimulation in that particular spot for nearly 2 weeks while it healed. Now feel free to laugh at me.... Mrs W xx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We had just bought our first house and christening the double bed when I got bit on the big toe by some unidentified insect with a bite like a snake and the associated pain beyond devious torture. This happened during the vinegar strokes causing me to leap out of bed as if catapulted, whilst yelping and squealing like a cat with its tail on fire. It certainly spoilt the moment and almost caused my partner to soil the bed. Insect was about two inches long and had never seen one before or since. More effective than any contraception devices to date.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Last exercise in FNQ in the military before hanging up the uniform, old friend, day off - pleasant afternoon on a seclueded beach. One thing led to another, and just as things got interesting, a lightish summer rain started. Actually felt quite nice on our bare skins. Then the rain started to get a little harder. Realised vehicle was too far away just as the hail storm hit. Of course I did the gentlemanly thing and covered her body with mine but damn that hail hurt, had a hard time explaining the patchwork of marble sized bruises across my back and legs. But yes, it was worth it.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    PBGrrrrrrrrrl that's what happens in the rough and tubble world of Bears grrrrrrrrrr I once had an overly keen young lady yank and in fact sucked so hard at my cock, it started to bleed ! YES bleed !!!!!! as it had been chaffed with in an inch of its life !!! She also nicked the little bit of skin between the foreskin and the head of your cock !!!Talkin bout chockin the chicken she tried to rip it of ....... ah of course your right .....that is the question ........ well thats when I discovered pleasure and pain , I didnt stop her and despite what the doc at the time said I didnt stop her the next day either ....... it felt gooooooood Brae

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    my ex had the bright idea one night to tie me to the bed...nothing new there but he couldnt find where to tie my legs...so got a set of dumbells and tied my ankles to them well it seems you have a bit of power when you orgasm so up come my legs...weights still attached and smacked him in the mouth hit him that hard he flung backwards off the bed he ended up with one hell of a fat lip but i had fun hehehe roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Thanks for the anecdotes! :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Black bonnet, much sunshine, burnt butt

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ..and more bruises. I knew a guy who used to love to bite my calves. They were always black and blue after spending time with him. Kisses Focus

  • Mr_Invisible

    Mr_Invisible

    15 years ago

    Abit of pain is OKI damaged someone last week... she loved every minute of itBut we've decided she can have a week off to heal

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    hey thats funny you must off been going at it hammer n tongs this wasnt doing the dead this was at work,i was reabuilding a transmission out off a d10 bulldozer ,was working on a bench a bit under the ol fellars height . i was leaning over rolling a housing about 60kg over whan it came down it landed on the one eyed trouser snake and a steel bench ,ouch it took the bark off their was kmow way i could go into the office at the time and report it as a compo claim i just wore it still scared that was 15 years ago ,i think about now and have a cackell some times iall bring it up with other workers for laugh

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i know a guy who has a burn mark on his butt from giving head too close to an electic heater hehehe

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I got my knob shot off in the war... lucky i still have an 8" stump

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I had this naive girlfriend who thought a BlowJob was a "Blow" job,, so after the tears, I corrected her, she proceeded to suck, and suck she did,, I woke up the next morning, went for a pee and had all these black marks on the tip,, later that day the entire end was an enraged hickey, I thought about going to the doctor, but I wasnt into public humiliation at the time.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i had the eye of cock split open further by my ex i was doing he missionary kinda, i was kneeling up her on back and she started to rub her clit and went to squirt pushed me out and as i went to push back in slipped upwards and caught her finger nail and it slit the eye open more took 6 weeks to heal and the first week was the worse coz each time i pee'd the stream would push the light scab off

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Is a broken Toe, in Norway of all places, in a cabin and with the narrow bed my foot slipped off the side and landed badly, needless to say it put quite a sudden end to any activities, and try explaining it to not only a forgeign doctor but also to your tour guide

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hot horny pair, you win hands down!I have only suffered from a pinched nerve in my tongue, from a very good and long oral session (Was worth it, even though it hurt like F@#K and i was walking around drooling and couldn't explain why i looked like i did)Then there was the concussion suffered from getting propelled backwards through the air, kind like in a scene from a Jackie Chan movie. Amazing the distance a woman can kick you when you accidentally slip out and then back into the wrong hole.Then there is a friend who was going at it in the backseat of his car with his girlfriend at the time, when he fell out on the backstroke, and as he was going at it pretty hard, couldn't stop himself from thrusting forward.However his knob had dropped down between his girls ass cheeks, and the bottom of his bell got caught on the belt buckle........just as he thrust forward! Auto Circumcision. Apparently was a lot of blood and he was out of action for 6 weeksLesson out there for the people who like to get it on in a car, don't do it in an old datsun!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ah, the fun of BDSM. * not being able to eat properly for a day from a slapped jaw * nipples so sore i had to line my bra with wet cotton wool * burn marks * heavy bruising * welts * pulled thigh muscle at a highly inopportune time * accidentally banged head from the bottom of a desk * endless needle stab marks from leaving some in my nether regions after play at a party, then having a few drinks and walking around wondering why my legs felt sting-y * and my favourite, ass surgery from an injury the doctor had never seen before in his life. i do miss it. :D hee hee!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Yes, doing some hard .... pumping, it popped out, but hit the labia on the way in tearing it and dripping blood every where!!! Ouch!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'leccalecca69'Yes, doing some hard .... pumping, it popped out, but hit the labia on the way in tearing it and dripping blood every where!!! Ouch!! Yuk!! Gimme a graze any day.....(almost lost my appetite now) lol

  • Almost_Ready

    Almost_Ready

    15 years ago

    Bloke I knew went to make his partner a cup of coffee after doing the deed, microwaved 2 cups of water, took them out & put them on the side, reached up & opened the overhead cupboard, out fell the sugar he was looking for ... Hit the 2 cups of super hot water & you guessed it! ALL OVER THE OLD FELLA should a put some clothes on.. He spent weeks in hospital & reckons at one stage they were talking amputation, they saved it but it involved many skin grafts most of which came from his rear.. Now when he says kiss my ass you don't know which way to take it.. Cheers Oldog

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    she was out of action for a while so the humping all stayed dry, one day getting very very carried away both in denim, well, me not very much still in the denim, i says "ow", she says "stop don't hurt yourself", i says "i'm good i'll be right".then after standing up once i'd arrived, there was a little spot of cum, and blood everywhere!!! and it didn't want to stop bleeding i'd cut quite a few parts.also that little stringy bit under the head got torn by teeth once, wasn't nice at all. and non-sex but same spot was this ingrown i could see but just couldn't get!! oooooooooooh but it hurt so i kept picking. by the time it was definitely not right and not hidable i got a needle in my dick and watched it get cut out. it WAS an ingrown succesfully removed by me, but after picking at it because it didn't look right i'd collapsed the hair follicle and infected it to the point it resembled a benine cyst

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Carpet Burn..on the knees, elbows and butt.. Black eye from being clocked by handcuffs coming off Huge lump on the back of the head from trying to be a gymnast - doing a handstand and beng screwed in that position... whiplash marks on the face...still haven't worked out how to crack a Cat-O-Nine tail... all in fun though..