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Sex Toys...When did you FIRST think, "hey I want to throw this into the mix?"
April 10 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Do I say this out loud? I remember when my ex bought me my first bullet......many moons ago LOL I think i was in a shit with him that day and I snatched it out of his hand, had one quick look at the shape of it, and threw it clear across the room, saying, " you are NOT shoving that up my arse" !!!!!! . ummmm clearly one of the most vanilla and hypocritical things I've ever said or done.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I can't remember if I was just barely or not quite 15 years old...but there was a really cute little red headed girl that was 16 living across the street? We had been friends since about the 3rd grade and she was a bit of a tomboy...we always played, wrestled around and acted up together. | "Well now"...he said with a slight grin on his face "one time at band camp". | It was the most natural thing ever. We were goofing around in her room, just horseplay and discovered those lumps and bumps had changed the rules of the game a bit. I still hear from her every now and then too...even better. | The I discoverd blonde sex toys and brunette sex toys and those hot sex toys in Belize and... | ...wait, was that a trick question? | | Just make sure you invest in the company that owns Lelo...no GFC downside.
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RHP User
15 years ago
When my then boyfriend bought me my first. They were not very sofisticated toys back in those days. A few weeks later, just when I had started to enjoy my little toy, he took it apart and turned it into a home tattoo machine. Not happy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' When my then boyfriend bought me my first. They were not very sofisticated toys back in those days. A few weeks later, just when I had started to enjoy my little toy, he took it apart and turned it into a home tattoo machine. Not happy Bastard, i hope you gave him what for !!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' When my then boyfriend bought me my first. They were not very sofisticated toys back in those days. A few weeks later, just when I had started to enjoy my little toy, he took it apart and turned it into a home tattoo machine. Not happy he obviously wanted to get value for money out of it i guess? lol!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I can't remember if I was just barely or not quite 15 years old...but there was a really cute little red headed girl that was 16 living across the street? We had been friends since about the 3rd grade and she was a bit of a tomboy...we always played, wrestled around and acted up together. | "Well now"...he said with a slight grin on his face "one time at band camp". | It was the most natural thing ever. We were goofing around in her room, just horseplay and discovered those lumps and bumps had changed the rules of the game a bit. I still hear from her every now and then too...even better. | The I discoverd blonde sex toys and brunette sex toys and those hot sex toys in Belize and... | ...wait, was that a trick question? | | Just make sure you invest in the company that owns Lelo...no GFC downside.I have heard that name 'Lelo' splashed around here, but i never tuned in... Care to explain why it is the ducks nuts of toys??? Please, if not CM anyone with first hand experience? In dirty detail of course
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RHP User
15 years ago
Booba you just love all the dirty details dontcha girl!!!!!!!!I haven't been into the toys much either but I am expecting that to change shortly :)xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Double team it with anal...send him insane ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
my best friend bought me my first vibrator as a joke for my 18th birthday. she might have thought it was a funny novelty but, i was curious as always and tested it out that exact night.i kept the toys to myself for a while and upgraded on the cheapo one that she bought me lol.i didnt introduce my toys to my ex until i moved in with him. he was a little cautious and i think he may have thought they might replace him at first but he soon was reassured otherwise. toys became a good back up plan if he was done and i needed that little bit of extra help. it doesnt matter to me whether i have to have him finish me off with a toy. im still getting a fantastic orgasm and he has the satisfaction of seeing that ive been able to get off too. playing with a friend is always so much better than playing alone....xx minx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I discovered sex toys whilst out with a group of friends in the city one night. I couldn't have been much older than maybe 19 or 20 based on the venues we were frequenting and our uber cool penchant for drinking too much *eyeroll*. Anywaaay, we wind up walking into a sex shop and taking a giggly look around. I recall being rather impressed by a "life-like" vibrator which was, with hindsight faaar too big for an innocent little newbie like me (HAH!) ... I ended up visiting Sexpo not long after that and buying up a storm. Then there was the roadtrip to Canberra, home of all things sex ... And well, I've had a steadily developing love of them ever since! They can be a whole lot of fun and I enjoy them both when I'm on my own and with a partner (or two). The industry is huge and the developments taking place in toys these days is fascinating! Some of it is just good ol' fashioned fun and hilarity but I'm quite sure some could say they're responsible for assisting with medical conditions and/or reviving a dying sex life. Long live the adult toy shop! :-D
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RHP User
15 years ago
As a teenager I had an old lady's razor that was too blunt to use and vibrated badly. I took the head off so there were no nasty accidents and used the smooth side against my clit. Instant heaven. I have since graduated to a Hitachi Magic Wand. Niiiiiiiice!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Where is the best place to buy edible body paint? Anyone? xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Where is the best place to buy edible body paint? Anyone? xx Meeka or anywhere that stocks the Shunga body art range Meeks, Ive got strawberries and champagne flavour, tis yummmmeeeee
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Ive got strawberries and champagne flavour, tis yummmmeeeeeSounds yummy! Might take a look myself ... Quoting 'Meeka100' Where is the best place to buy edible body paint? Anyone? xx MeekaHey Meeks, while you're shopping, can you please get me a price on one of those Beginners Electro Sex Kits please?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Really Flirty?? Mmm or we can just use the jumper cables from the car. lolxxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
If you're using it on yourself, a less violent option would be a police-issued taser. Or another less violent (and cheaper!) option would be to wrap yourself up in an electric fence and then sit in a bath. Slightly less painful....trust me. .Butttt then again, if you're planning on using it on someone else, pain and violence is definitely the way to go, make sure you buy plenty of spare batteries! Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Hey Meeks, while you're shopping, can you please get me a price on one of those Beginners Electro Sex Kits please?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Really Flirty?? Mmm or we can just use the jumper cables from the car. lolxxMeeksThe poor man's nipple clamps? Your mind knows no bounds! PMSL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Damn straight, I don't need any mugs this year , I'll be turning 40 around the same time and can't think of a better way than celebrating both with a new toy to add to the ever growing collection
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RHP User
15 years ago
I know for a fact that you like my sexy, dirty self-disclosures, Boobalicious. So I'm going to incriminate myself on this public forum yet again, just for your enjoyment. . For Christmas one year my overseas relatives knew I went camping a lot and so sent me a MiniMag - a small Maglite flashlight. I still see them around, in windows at the shoe repair kiosks in supermarkets, and I occasionally break out in a grin. Before I even knew I was bi (and not that I think male backdoor play needs to be gay or bi, but that's another topic) I found that it felt good and took masturbation to a whole new level when I could feel my arse pulsing around it as I came. I also had a South Park pen, a thick one on a string, you know the ones. When it ran out of ink I superglued the lid to the nib and used that as well. . Fortunately the MiniMag has a very flared bit where the bulb is and I was wise enough to use the pen on a string - maybe I'd done some research on the Internet and heard horror stories of people losing objects in their rectum and having to make a humiliating trip to the hospital. Though in actual fact I think it was just sheer, dumb luck that I happened to use things that didn't get lost. No, it doesn't happen just in "Scrubs", there's actually an academic paper published about the strangest items that have been retrieved, and I've heard that a major hospital in the US has a little museum exhibit in their staff area. Maybe we need to educate children before they get to "that age" to avoid this nasty business? We could have a lovely, educational character like Ima, the Safety-House letterbox or Smokey the Bear in the US teaching kids to avoid forest fires. Youngins need to know the danger of things that aren't flared at the bottom or on a long string going out of reach in the back passage. "Remember kids! Unless one end is too wide, it doesn't go inside!"
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RHP User
15 years ago
Way to go Krissy pmsl the things we do to get off lol. . . Chilli, hmmmmm those live toys sure are worth their weight in gold Thanks for the heads up on the non-branded ones, will def. remember that one. LOL I've been known to overheat a few toys too
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RHP User
15 years ago
My birthday is on the 23rd and I have been so busy with my friends wedding, which is this weekend, that I haven't given my birthday a second thought. Now that would be a birthday party with a difference lol!! Let me get this wedding ova with and then I'll ask my mates wot they think hehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hehe I love your dirty little self disclosures too "Remember kids! Unless one end is too wide, it doesn't go inside!" GOLD
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'tinquabell' .Butttt then again, if you're planning on using it on someone else, pain and violence is definitely the way to go, make sure you buy plenty of spare batteries! Don't worry Tinqs I have lots of spare batteries :P Although I am not the violent type..... what can I say I am a lover not a fighter. Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
So Lelo Elise, more than a BFF (Best Friend Forever) instead a BBFF (Best best fanny fucker). baaahaaahaaa lol Chilli!! i bet your post scared the guys. Maybe if i get me a Lelo Elise, i would end up quitting RHP and people? Risky.... Other than Elise, it does seem that there are a lot of 'other' home options... Not sure i am sophisticated enough to rig a pulley/rope/broom system together lol!! VERY ingenious stuff there Krissy! Or a homemade Dungeon, now there is commitment!! Slippery, we should really get schools to put this together with the stranger danger talks! "Remember kids! Unless one end is too wide, it doesn't go inside!" haha I love smurfs, i'd hate for their new home to be a kids bung hole haha "academic paper published about the strangest items that have been retrieved, and I've heard that a major hospital in the US has a little museum exhibit in their staff area. " I think museums are a little boring, but this one i'd like to see!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' My birthday is on the 23rd and I have been so busy with my friends wedding, which is this weekend, that I haven't given my birthday a second thought. Now that would be a birthday party with a difference lol!! Let me get this wedding ova with and then I'll ask my mates wot they think hehe You're on baby!!! I can rustle up a footy team if more numbers are needed (oh god, please stop that mental picture now.... damn, gota go!)Chilli xx But what about a really deluxe bridal present??? They might let you watch if it pleasures both of them at once You know how those parties work, they can you with discounts to get you to book another party a little bit down the track....I'll be in Perth from mid to end of May, save me a spot!xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' \ Then there was the roadtrip to Canberra, home of all things sex ... Canberra? Home of all things sex? We are talking the same city? Please please tell me you are being very sarcastic?!All the public servants here have never heard of sex, let alone actually do it!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Tinks, wanted to say a quick thanks for the link. Incidentally, that's where I got my original idea from, but your recommendation may well have cemented our joint depravity! Have looked into sourcing the taser or some fencing to no avail. Will settle for going out of my way not to swallow any contact lenses, generate uncomfortable 21sts or cause any undue, excessive flooding. Always so grateful for the pathes you tread, as they save me veering off down the wrong one myself! :-P
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RHP User
15 years ago
Merrywife ... Kinda sarcastic. And after a while, all the shops started to look the same! :-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wow, the link actually got passed on to you?! I thought it would have been conveniently ignored, instead. What a brave, brave, stupid, brave man! Those kits do enough damage by themselves, let alone when combined with a hot tub, chocolate cake, clingfilm, gerbils and 50 or so axes *evil smirk*. And a little bit of flooding is okay...as long as its in all the right places ;) Enjoy...! Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Tinks, wanted to say a quick thanks for the link. Incidentally, that's where I got my original idea from, but your recommendation may well have cemented our joint depravity! Have looked into sourcing the taser or some fencing to no avail. Will settle for going out of my way not to swallow any contact lenses, generate uncomfortable 21sts or cause any undue, excessive flooding. Always so grateful for the pathes you tread, as they save me veering off down the wrong one myself! :-P
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RHP User
15 years ago
Being of a conservative upbringing, you can imagine my horror and dismay when my boyfriend (now husband of 15 years) presented me with my first dildo at my 21st surprise birthday party and insisted I open it in front of my aging grandparents. Mortified I was. lol Needless to say I got over it and now have a "ammunition" box under the bed full of them
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RHP User
15 years ago
Putty in my hands ... sometimes ... only MUCH yummier and never soft!! The weatherman is forecasting a wet weekend for Sydney. But damnit, I could've sworn I drew the line at gerbils! *shudder* Quoting 'tinquabell' Wow, the link actually got passed on to you?! I thought it would have been conveniently ignored, instead. What a brave, brave, stupid, brave man! Those kits do enough damage by themselves, let alone when combined with a hot tub, chocolate cake, clingfilm, gerbils and 50 or so axes *evil smirk*. And a little bit of flooding is okay...as long as its in all the right places ;) Enjoy...! Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Tinks, wanted to say a quick thanks for the link. Incidentally, that's where I got my original idea from, but your recommendation may well have cemented our joint depravity! Have looked into sourcing the taser or some fencing to no avail. Will settle for going out of my way not to swallow any contact lenses, generate uncomfortable 21sts or cause any undue, excessive flooding. Always so grateful for the pathes you tread, as they save me veering off down the wrong one myself! :-P
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RHP User
15 years ago
Has anyone ever read a book called The Throwback by Tom Sharpe? One of the parts is where the main character sends a collection of sex toy catalogues to a couple of elderly spinster sisters, along with a to- scale, fully vibrating, ejaculating vibrator! The sisters make up a mix of single cream and egg white for the ejaculating part and as they are playing with it (fully clothed, kitchen table) the vicar walks in and gets a facefull! Sorry, doesn't really answer the question but it's sort of relevant!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
lol well .. my favourite 'toy' which isnt really a toy... is the good old bath tub tap hahaha... which i discovered when i was only 4... thought i was the only person in the world whod discovered it lmao.. still a good favourite of mine after all these years... (does anyone else do that? position themselves under the tap so it goes on their clit?)and well my next toys.. were a wide variety of vegetables :p i didnt get my first toy til i was 18 lol, just a basic one.. then at the start of this year i got an upgrade... a rabbit type one with a rotating shaft and 5 rows of rotating g spot beads and a clitoral stimulato with a removable vibrating bullet.. OMG it rocks... first night i went through 2 sets of batteries... lol about 7 hours straigt on powerful hahahahaha i love it
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RHP User
15 years ago
JessyJam, I'm with you on the bathtub tap. So warm and wet and heavenly...!But back to the original question, Booba- I have always been very sexually curious. Combine that with my naturally creative side and you have a recipe for success (disaster?). I think I started finding things to put inside me when I was 11-12 years old (sorry if that makes anyone uncomfortable). Anything- hairbrush handle, toothbrush, kids toys, whatever. A personal favorite for a while was getting a hair curling iron and plugging it in for 20-30 seconds, just until it started to get warm but I could still easily hold it in my hand, and then unplugging it and using that as a dildo. I started finding things to stick in my bum when I was maybe 12-13 years old? My first "real" toys were vibrators and dildos when I turned 18 and that was pretty amazing! My ex and I used to go on road trips to find toy stores for me ;-) I still am a huge fan of finding non-sex-toy toys just by walking through a regular store and seeing things that look like they could be fun in various holes... the little giggly feeling inside when you check out at the register and want to say to the person "guess where I'm going to put THAT tonight?" Of course, none of it is as good as the real thing!Damn, I just feel like I went to confession! Eeek! I'm a newbie here, so nice to meet you all :-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was 22 just split up with my long term boyfriend and was living with a girlfriend. When everyone was out of the house i took a shower feeling really horny started to finger myself, i looked up at the shampoo bottle and thought ... Mmmm it happens to be the perfect shape and right size! It was the best shower i ever had !!! I had a giggle to myself after my girlfriends boyfriend said.. My shampoo seems to be extra frothy? So now i have a collection of toys, it adds more sexual activity in the bedroom with or without a man. With experience i find you have to spend the money on the best ones for the ultimate pleasure, only thing is deciding which one to get !
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RHP User
15 years ago
I love it !!! Go girl ! at least your not boring but an adventitious little bitch aren't you ! Quoting 'yankeechick84'JessyJam, I'm with you on the bathtub tap. So warm and wet and heavenly...!But back to the original question, Booba- I have always been very sexually curious. Combine that with my naturally creative side and you have a recipe for success (disaster?). I think I started finding things to put inside me when I was 11-12 years old (sorry if that makes anyone uncomfortable). Anything- hairbrush handle, toothbrush, kids toys, whatever. A personal favorite for a while was getting a hair curling iron and plugging it in for 20-30 seconds, just until it started to get warm but I could still easily hold it in my hand, and then unplugging it and using that as a dildo. I started finding things to stick in my bum when I was maybe 12-13 years old? My first "real" toys were vibrators and dildos when I turned 18 and that was pretty amazing! My ex and I used to go on road trips to find toy stores for me ;-) I still am a huge fan of finding non-sex-toy toys just by walking through a regular store and seeing things that look like they could be fun in various holes... the little giggly feeling inside when you check out at the register and want to say to the person "guess where I'm going to put THAT tonight?" Of course, none of it is as good as the real thing!Damn, I just feel like I went to confession! Eeek! I'm a newbie here, so nice to meet you all :-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not sure the spelling is Kosher on that official line, and not be confused with 'Martial Arts Supplies' though I'm sure some weapons could cross-over. . Meeka you could use 'Jump Starter Cables' as nipple clamps. but there's a likelihood you may 'start something'. . Not wanting to encroach on the guidelines of Booba's post requirements: . I knew a nurse or two intimately and they were of the opinion those 'Life-like' toys in skin colour latex e.t.c. looked too much like Artificial Limbs, and therefore steered toward a collection of bright coloured toys.. T.E.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi yankeechick,Sounds like your a lot of fun! I was with a a girl for a while who loved experimenting with different things from around the house. Her fav was a nice slim little deodorant bottle! Sometimes the simplest of things are the best.I remember the first time we were fooling around and I found her vibrator in her bedside table, she couldn't get enough of that toy. It had variable speeds and just as she was about to cum I'd change the speed and tease her a bit more.Well if you are still in Darwin and want to chat some more then email me ... hotinthetropics at hotmail dot com.Quoting 'yankeechick84' JessyJam, I'm with you on the bathtub tap. So warm and wet and heavenly...!But back to the original question, Booba- I have always been very sexually curious. Combine that with my naturally creative side and you have a recipe for success (disaster?). I think I started finding things to put inside me when I was 11-12 years old (sorry if that makes anyone uncomfortable). Anything- hairbrush handle, toothbrush, kids toys, whatever. A personal favorite for a while was getting a hair curling iron and plugging it in for 20-30 seconds, just until it started to get warm but I could still easily hold it in my hand, and then unplugging it and using that as a dildo. I started finding things to stick in my bum when I was maybe 12-13 years old? My first "real" toys were vibrators and dildos when I turned 18 and that was pretty amazing! My ex and I used to go on road trips to find toy stores for me ;-) I still am a huge fan of finding non-sex-toy toys just by walking through a regular store and seeing things that look like they could be fun in various holes... the little giggly feeling inside when you check out at the register and want to say to the person "guess where I'm going to put THAT tonight?" Of course, none of it is as good as the real thing!Damn, I just feel like I went to confession! Eeek! I'm a newbie here, so nice to meet you all :-)
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