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April 08 2011

Ok I needed help with txt speak so a friend sent me these. ATD - At the Doctor'sBFF - Best Friends FuneralBTW - Bring the WheelchairBYOT - Bring Your Own TeethCBM - Covered by MedicareCUATSC - See You at the Senior CenterDWI - Driving While IncontinentFWBB - Friend with Beta BlockersFWIW - Forgot Where I WasFYI - Found Your InsulinGGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery LowGHA - Got Heartburn AgainHGBM - Had Good Bowel MovementIMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?LMDO - Laughing My Dentures OutLOL - Living on LipitorOMMR - On My Massage ReclinerOMSG - Oh My! Sorry, GasROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!TTYL - Talk to You LouderWAITT - Who Am I Talking To?WTFA - Wet the Furniture AgainWTP - Where are the PrunesWWNO - Walker Wheels Need OilHope these help!GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

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15 years ago

Funny!

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15 years ago

Love it

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15 years ago

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

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15 years ago

my ex-mother in law thought LOL meant "lots of love"which made things a little odd when she told us "the nursing home has your number in case grandmother should pass on while I'm away on holidays LOL"(she's still alive and kicking, btw, just has no idea who she's kicking at the time)

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15 years ago

So you mean that "lol" doesn't mean "little old lady"... | Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' ..she's still alive and kicking, btw...| ...and "btw" doesn't mean "big tits...wow". | | You, btw. I don't have a thing for lols.

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15 years ago

Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' So you mean that "lol" doesn't mean "little old lady"... | Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' ..she's still alive and kicking, btw...| ...and "btw" doesn't mean "big tits...wow". | | You, btw. I don't have a thing for lols. they practically reach her knees!xx Sarah

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15 years ago

Mother nature can be such an evil bitch... | Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'they practically reach her knees! | If I were cruel, I would put something in here about looking into the future...but let's just sing "When I'm 64" together... | ...you will still be beautiful then too. | | Although, there will be enough underwire in your bra to build a bridge!

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15 years ago

Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'my ex-mother in law thought LOL meant "lots of love" which made things a little odd when she told us "the nursing home has your number in case grandmother should pass on while I'm away on holidays LOL" (she's still alive and kicking, btw, just has no idea who she's kicking at the time) My favorite is from "Modern Family" when the dad thinks WTF means Why the Face. Now every time I see WTF thats what i think. LOL has also taken on new meaning for me :) xx

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