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Semen the new botox?

June 20 2010

so, i was watching a show the otherday where a plastic surgery recovery centre uses semen as a main ingredient in their cosmetics and creams. Would love to know what everyone thinks - would you use it? i thnk perhaps i should begin clinical trials of my own! LOL

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RHP User

16 years ago

Actually the sad truth is that many of the Botox style beauty products are manufactured by culturing one critical component.... Baby boy's foreskins. True story. Google oprah and foreskin and beauty products. Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

I do feel a little guilty but, All these ageing women walking pass me and i havent taken the time to offer a regenerative facial treatment. This could be a great business....DAIL A LOAD..

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RHP User

16 years ago

Well what's the point in paying for it when you can get it for free lol All you need is for a guy to cum all over your face and just rub it in. If you need it every day then, I'm sure he can do it every morning !!!

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RHP User

16 years ago

I guess the rhp fellas, could make some deposits for them to trial...those jokers, who insist on sending out pics of their appendages (i.e. the wankers) would be the perfect candidates!!!!!!!!!!!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Girls, have you never taken notice of how tight your skin feels if you let semen dry on your skin, and how soft it feels after you've washed? Mind you, my face tends to go a bright red if there's large amounts of it on there... and I DON'T recommend a load of cum up your nose... fukken dreadful to try and blow/sniff clear (TRUE STORY - it was a brilliant shot, one in a million lol!!!) Viking

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RHP User

16 years ago

Your face would feel tight if you smeared it with glue as well! Not for me..... semen goes nowhere above my neck! I don't care how good it would be for my skin! Just gross! Sweet

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RHP User

16 years ago

If that's the case, fuck man, guys come on my face!!!!!!

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RHP User

16 years ago

All those years of teen masturbation could have made me a million dollar wanker. Curse you Kleenex, I want a refund!Cheers,Z

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RHP User

16 years ago

oh anna, surely you only need a little touch up here and there .. ;)

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